Hello ladies and gentlemen, I will be your narrator. My name is Aurora Borealis. There are over 400 stars in our galaxy. Maybe more, no one knows for sure. Many have said that the universe is even larger than the Indian Ocean, and that is why it is called Infinitum Staroctopussium.
“I’m sorry, Your Honor, it’s just that every successful weatherman that I know of has a real weatherman’s name. Johnny Mountain, Dallas Rains.. Oh, Jackson Hail, for example. … Precisely. Have you ever considered going by the name of Bolt Lightning? Cloudy McMillon? …Wendy Morningdew?”