So, over the course of the last few days I’ve learned a few things:
1. I’m a fat fuck 2. I’m not even that cute 3. I look like a “fag” 4. Psycho-boy could kick my ass in two seconds.
This is hilarious to me. Because some goofy-looking super skinny psycho-boy keeps trying to hurt my feelings by insulting me. Little does he know, most of my bulk, is actually muscle, aside from the remnants of pizza left over in my gut. I’d really like to see him try to “kick my ass in less than 2 seconds,” because I’m pretty sure with arms that small, he couldn’t do much damage, or at least, not really push my pain threshold.
Today had some top class hilarious moments.
I divulged to my mate that I thought the new receptionist looked look like Alvin out of Alvin and the chipmunks. Much laughter ensued.
Keep imagining her singing THOSE songs.
The six year old naked goldfish killer(too difficult to explain).
Mirth amongst the madness.