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okay this happened a couple weeks ago & idk if i posted about it yet but i still think it’s heehawwlarious 

this kid in my biology class always pisses me off & he like tries to be annoying????? & i told him to like shut up or something & he was like “what if i just took scissors and cut your hair” and so the snarky remark i chose to use was “what if i took scissors and slit your throat" 

omfg the teacher heard & he got in trouble, not me. shouldn’t that be seen as a threat???? & then some girl in the back was like "did you hear what she said” they all probably think i’m psychotic or i’m gunna do some Carrie shit now omfg