psychic pets

We ended up naming him Jeffrey. I wanted to name him Stannis but my psychic didn’t think that was a good idea.
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white woman, in Boulder, at Ideal Market

submitted by @boozeradlee

Uranus kind of flashes like a glitch in the matrix;  messages of the divine through music and television, ultra unusual and poignant ‘coincidence’, physical electrical currents, white hazes of spirits appearing in photographs, the psychic receptivity of pets, esoteric knowledge through internet, telepathy. Uranus is the higher octave of Mercury and these two planets kind of work like impulses through each other. Uranus/Aquarius sparks the intuition/ingenuity which ride the wings of Mercury to comprise into thought. These are tangles of intellectual galaxies which circulate in the auric field ruled by Uranus. The association with the brain relates to epilepsy, psychological trauma, ingenuity, and nervous system disorders.
—  Cherry
Cool and weird jobs for each sign

Aries - A surgeon // A business owner

Taurus - A farmer // A vintner

Gemini - A tour guide // A bartender

Cancer - A pet psychic // A history teacher

Leo - A politician // A jewelry maker

Virgo - A sculptor // A doctor

Libra - A host or hostess // A designer

Scorpio - A forensic detective // A dominatrix

Sagittarius - An animal daycare owner // An importer or exporter

Capricorn - A financial planner // A website developer

Aquarius - A clean up man for crime scenes // A clothing designer

Pisces - An archive librarian // An illustrator or graphic artist