psychic lin

  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • me: HOW DOES A BASTARD, ORPHAN, SON OF A WHORE AND A SCOTSMAN, DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A FORGOTTEN SPOT IN THE CARIBBEAN, BY PROVIDENCE, IMPOVERISHED, IN SQUALOR, GROW UP TO BE A HERO AND ---
  • psychic: wtf

Just imagine @linmanuel being on one of those Long Island Medium shows:

Medium: I’m sensing a male presence with us

Lin: okay…

Medium: he’s angrily writing something… He’s trying to fight with someone in a powdered wig…

Lin: oh boy

Medium: why the fuck is Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson trying to connect with you

  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • me: IM TAKIN THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKING REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL I MAKE EM DROP AND BURN EM UP AND SCATTER THE REMAINS WATCH ME ENGAGIN EM ESCAPIN THEM ENRAGIN EM I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE FUNDS I COME BACK WITH MORE GUNS
  • psychic: what the fuck
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(Merlin x iZombie Crossover AU) - Merlin “Lin” Moore is successful and happy: a nurse in training, loving friends and family, engaged to his perfect boyfriend Lance DuLac - until he is turned into a zombie while attending a boat party and his life turns upside down. Lin quits his job and starts working at Camelot County morgue in order to cope with his new appetite for brains. Lin shares his secret with his boss, Dr. Gaius, who becomes a quick friend and close confidant. He starts feeding his appetite by eating the brains of recently deceased murder victims when he starts having visions of what the person experienced before death and begins inheriting some personality traits.

Lin uses his newfound ability to help the Camelot police department (specifically detective Gwen Thomas) solve crimes while posing as a psychic consultant. He also deals with his ex-fiance Lance getting too close to the town’s zombie problem as he tries to protect him and an exploiting evil zombie named Mordred with a business selling the brains of murdered homeless teens to paying customers. Oh, and he happens to meet newly turned zombie and “Bachelor of the Year” Arthur Pendragon along the way and fall in love but that’s just the tip of the zombie-berg his life has become.

ocentropy  asked:

LIN LIN LIN

What they smell like

  • Incense

What music they like

  • Hymns, meditation music…and a few pop songs Skyla introduced

Something they collect

  • Postcards

What their bedroom looks like

Their eating habits

  • She eats twice a day (breakfast and dinner). Unless it’s a date night, she doesn’t do anything fancy

Intellectual pursuits & other hobbies

  • She loves to play mahjong with the old folk who visit the tower. It helps pass the time. Most of her conversations with her fellow psychics are about philosophy (usually involving life and death, spritualism).

Their most prized possession

  • Prayer beads that she recieved upon becoming the Celestial Tower psychic
  • Psychic: reads my mind
  • Me: Though, in reviewing the incidents of my administration,
  • I am unconscious of intentional error,
  • I am nevertheless too sensible of my defects not to think
  • it probable that I may have committed many errors.
  • I shall also carry with me the hope that my country will view them with indulgence; and that after forty-five years of my life dedicated to its service with an upright zeal the faults of incompetent abilities will be consigned oblivion, as I myself must soon be to the mansions of rest
  • I anticipate with pleasing expectation that retreat in which
  • I promise myself to realize the sweet enjoyment of partaking,
  • in the midst of my fellow-citizens, the benign influence of good laws
  • Under a free government, the ever-favorite object of my heart,
  • and the happy reward, as I trust
  • Of our mutual cares, labors, and dangers.
  • Psychic: alright wtf