Ok imagine this: sakura’s making dinner because naruto’s coming over tonight and sasuke, her husband, comes and sits on the kitchen counter while she works. He steals a tomato and she gets agitated because that was the last tomato and she had to use it but sasuke uchiha has eaten it.
She starts lecturing him and he just smirks and kisses her in response, and things get super heated as they continue to make out and then suddenly they’re not wearing clothes and sasuke’s slowly making love to her on the kitchen table.
Then there’s a knock on the door and they hurry to straighten themselves and clean up because oh no Naruto is here. He takes in their flustered, dishevelled appearances and asks them what they were doing. They look at each other.
“making salad” sasuke says, sounding out of breath. Naruto raises an eyebrow. “we were making salad.”
And when Sakura delivers a baby girl nine months later, they name her sarada.
Three days later, Naruto remembers that incident and frustrated screams can be heard from the hokage’s office.