23271) “Come on, a little piece of x is okay,” “You’re so responsible, saying no while we just eat and get fat,” “Oh no, she eats EVERYTHING!” “Is there any left or did you eat it all?,” “Come on, you have to eat something,” “You exercise all the time, don’t get to obsessive.” “You should move more, just stay focused and don’t let yourself get distracted,” “Ugh, I am so fat,” “I lost SO much weight.” My family were the voices that aren’t supposed to be real.
I MEAN I GUESS IN THEORY ICOULD TRY TRACK BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THAT? I DO LIKE TO RUN. AND I AM FAST. BUT I’M ALSO EXTREMELY CLUMSY AND SHORT AS EVERYONE KNOWS AND WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THESE STUBBY LEGS? I LITERALLY TRIP OVER THE FLOOR. THAT’S NOT AN EXAGGERATION. I ACTUALLY TRIP OVER THE FLOOR, VERY OFTEN
it really fucking bothers me that Tauriel and Kili has like half a conversation and makes some googly eyes and cis-het people and the world at large are all like “ya, totally true love, no doubt” (I’m not trying to belittle the Tauriel/Kili ship, I’m just using it to prove a point), but Bilbo and Thorin (who at times are practically holding hands, and Thorin being all “I could walk all the way over there but instead Imma walk right next to and casually bump into this little hobbit-shit right here”) the same people go all “oh nah, totally just friends, no homo” usually followed up with “friends need representation toooooo ya know” …
And you know why that makes me really, really angry? Because sure, het-ace/aro people need representation too, but the gay ships just keep getting ignored, they keep getting belittled and pushed into “subtext” and I am fucking SICK of having to just settle for the crumbs that fall off the cis-het table!
BAGGINSHIELD IS REAL, AND IF YOU TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE RIGHT NOW IMMA FLIP THE TABLE ON YOU!