You’re new ‘round here, so listen close: this is what I’ve got on that synth detective of Diamond City. Yeah, he’s a pal to the great, green jewel, and he’s right chummy with those freaks in Goodneighbor. They say in your darkest hour, it’ll be his hand reaching down, pulling you out of the unique despair of this wasteland shitshow. But mark my words, to the violent scum who add to the chaos, he’s your worst enemy. My best advice, kid? Watch your step. Stay clean. Stay good. And if you’re lucky enough to get the ol’ dick on your side, he’ll watch your back for life.