prussia-is-awesome

anonymous asked:

Germania! Please help me! My friend is cosplaying Prussia and now both she and Prussia are having an 'awesome contest'. Which is literally just them screaming "I'm awesome!" As loud as they can.

Germania: … this might take a while. But if you want them to stop right away, the best things to do are the following: one, distract them with the presence of food. Or two, tell them that if they would not stop then restrict their gaming and cleaning privileges. Or three, go out of the house and wait until they get tired. Or four, make a small mess in the kitchen and tell them to clean it up. And if all things fail, this is a new step I just made, there’s always Germany. 

Miso Teriyaki Salmon

I was honestly inspired to make this dish after eating at the Cheesecake Factory.  It’s my new favorite thing on the menu, but I don’t have a cheesecake factory where I live so I wanted to try making it myself.  The version I made tastes great but closer to traditional teriyaki so I dubbed it “Miso Teriyaki Salmon”.  Let’s be real here, it probably healthier too… 

This is a perfect food to bring for lunch because its great hot or cold.  As shown above, it fits well in a bento box and goes well with rice!  It’s easy to make ahead, then pack it up in the morning!  Garnish with sesame seeds and you have a fine looking lunch!!  

(Tip: Be sure to chill the food before packing, also keep the food cold as possible until you plan to eat to prevent spoilage.  Reheat in a microwave at lunch time or eat cold.  It’s good both ways!)

For the Salmon

  • 4-6oz fillet salmon 
  • ¼ Cup brown sugar
  • 1 ½ tbsp soy sauce
  • 1 ½ tbsp white miso
  • ½ tbsp red miso
  • 2 tbsp sake
  • 2 tbsp water

For the rice

  • ½ cup white jasmine rice
  • 1 cup water

Simply combine the rice and water in a pot and bring to a boil, stir, then cover with a tight lid and reduce the temperature to a simmer.  Simmer for 20 minutes then remove the lid and fluff with a fork.  Serve!!   

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Der 18.1.**** 

Once again, I coolly celebrate another great Birthday! 

Some people get so worked up over getting older. Everyone should spend more time enjoying the excuse to eat sweets and do something they like. It’s not like denying yourself a simple pleasure is going to turn back the clock, so we might as well have a drink and maybe try to drag a few fun people into a round while we have the chance, right? If you’re lucky enough to have family or friends, use the excuse to spend time with them! And if you don’t, then maybe I’ll adopt you for the day! How about an awesome surprise for a birthday present, Vögel?


Of course, every year does make me just a bit more nervous. How long has it been now? Has anyone noticed anything? Who knows how it’s going to turn out from here?

But of course, the future isn’t for the weak of heart! I’ve survived enough worrying things at this point that such trivial fears shouldn’t even phase my awesomeness. Why should I bog myself down when I could be eating the cake West made? 

Truly amazing! Of course my little brother’s cakes are the best! 

Deserving of the Awesome Me Honor Award as usual, West! 


One more year of being the greatest! I’ll make it happen! 

Watch over me again, Old Man! 

Der 14.01.**** 

I am amazing again today!

Though the cold outside may persist and the end of the holidays make for a much quieter time now, you can be absolutely certain that I am too awesome to be bored. While I may be limited in many other enjoyable activities for the moment, of course I take this time to keep my intellect sharp! As a true strategic genius, it is important to always keep engaged in brain training pursuits during down time. 

Keep it in mind, Vögel! The cold is no reason to let your guard down! Keep up your training in mind and spirit if not body! And be sure to get up and at least stretch at some point today. Und die Wasser trinken! No dehydration! Great plans rarely come to a dried-up mind! 

Aph Daddy Names
  • Italy: Pasta Daddy
  • Germany: Daddy Daddy
  • Japan: Otaku Daddy
  • America: Hero Daddy
  • England: Eyebrow Daddy
  • France: Frog Daddy
  • China: Mom Daddy
  • Russia: Pipe Daddy
  • Canada: Where-is-Daddy?
  • Prussia: Awesome Daddy
  • Spain: Nice-Ass Daddy
  • Romano: Tomato Daddy
  • Denmark: Lego Daddy
  • Norway: Big-brother Daddy
  • Sweden: Ikea Daddy
  • Finland: Santa Daddy
  • Iceland: Ice Ice Daddy
  • Ukraine: Booby Daddy
  • Belarus: Scary Daddy
  • Hungary: Manlier-than-her-husband Daddy
  • Austria: Piano Daddy
  • Switzerland: Peace Prize Daddy
  • Liechtenstein: Girl Daddy
  • South Korea: I own this Daddy
  • Hong Kong: Too serious Daddy
  • Taiwan: Can I be Daddy?
  • Poland: Fab Dad
  • Lithuania: Knight Daddy
  • Latvia: Too-small-for-his-own-good Daddy
  • Estonia: I am the Daddy
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{I lied when I said I would finish it tomorrow. I’m supposed to be doing an essay and instead I’m watching Ace Attorney videos and doing this on my school laptop. I haven’t done 2Ps in a long time, so hopefully I got Matt’s personality somewhat correct. Also, thank you!}

BONUS:

Hetalia Fanfics
  • Italy: VE VE VE VE VE VE VE PASTA DOITSU
  • Germany: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN Italy fuck me
  • Prussia: AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME KESESESE
  • Japan: rooks rike Itary is raughing and singing again rike the sirry boy he is
  • Hong Kong: ...
  • South Korea: BOOBS DA-ZE
  • America: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJSJAHS HERO
  • Canada: EH MAPLE SYRUP SORRY NOTICE ME
  • England: IDIOT IDIOT SHUT UP AMERICA BLOODY WANKER EAT MY SCONES IDIOT FUCK OFF FRANCE
  • France: VEUX ME BAISER HONHONHONHONHON
  • China: I CAN'T ARU UNDERSTAND ARU YOUR ACCENT ARU
  • Russia: BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA OR I'LL WRECK YOUR FUCKING SHIT DA
  • Lithuania: AH
  • Estonia: IT'S
  • Latvia: RUSSIA
  • Poland: I, LIKE, REALLY, LIKE, LOVE, LIKE, DRESSES
  • Ukraine: BOOBS
  • Belarus: MARRY ME MARRY ME MARRY ME MARRY ME MARRY ME
  • Spain: LOVI HAVE SOME TOMATOES TOMATOES TOMATOES
  • Romano: PISS OFF SPAIN FUCKING BITCH BASTARD SHIT COCK
  • Belgium: WAFFLES
  • Netherlands: TULIPS TULIPS TULIPS KA-CHING KA-CHING
  • Denmark: KING KING KING KING OF SCANDINAVIA LEGOS
  • Norway: big brother big brother big brother big brother
  • Iceland: NOT GONNA SAY IT LICORICE IS MAI WAIFU
  • Sweden: h'll' T'n'o m' w'f' pl's' m'rr' m'
  • Finland: GO AWAY SVE
  • Sealand: I'M A COUNTRY COUNTRY COUNTRY COUNTRY
  • Austria: PIANO
  • Hungary: YAOI YAOI YAOI NOTICE ME AUSTRIA-SENPAI
  • Greece: meow
  • Turkey: GREECE YOU BASTARD
  • Switzerland: ME MONEY
  • Liechtenstein: BIG BROTHERRRRRR
  • Australia: G'DAY MATE CHECK OUT MAH KOALA
  • Cuba: DIE AMERICA oh sorry Canada
  • Grandpa Rome: GIRLS AND MAH LITTLE ITALEH
Hetalia characters at the most basic levels
  • Italy: Pasta is lif
  • Germany: *looks into camera like he's in the office*
  • Japan: the ultimate weeb
  • America: Dude
  • England: Bloody hell
  • France: OHONHONHON
  • China: Old
  • Russia: death with a hint of sunflower
  • Canada: Maple Hockey
  • Prussia: Awesome
  • Romano: *angrily eats tomato*