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Hetalia Hotel AU

Italy: Porter. Is literally always happy to bring your bags up. Or anything. As long as there is a cart.

Romano: Concierges. He makes you feel like you’re bothering him when you ask him for something. But his heart is in the right place. 

Germany: Hotel Manager. Runs a very tight ship. You do not want to be reported to this guy.

Prussia: Housekeeping Supervisor. He’s very adamant about making sure every room is cleaned to perfection.

Japan: Housekeeping. Is one of the few people who can live up to Prussia’s tight standards.

America: Front Desk Clerk. Upbeat and always happy to help. Very good at making small talk while you’re being checked in.

Canada: Front Desk Clerk. Is all smiles and makes the customer feel welcome. He is better at dealing with complaints that Alfred.

England: Front Desk Supervisor. Makes sure all the guests are happy with their stay. Has a pretty annoying job but tea helps.

France: Executive Chef. Nothing but the best. Only 5 start dishes leave his kitchen.

Russia: Bartender: Seems too serious at first but once he does a few tricks and starts small talk, the customers realize he’s pretty funny.

China: Kitchen Staff. Lives up to France’s standards. He and France do clash from time to time over who should really be in charge.

  • Prussia: hey, West! Can you draw me?
  • Child Germany: h-huh?? What's this all of a sudden?
  • Prussia: well, I'm sick of Spain and France always showing off how well or cute their little siblings draw, and so I want you to draw the awesome me so that I can show off how good you are! And hey, I've never actually seen you draw!
  • Child Germany: ... I don't want to.
  • Prussia: Ehhhh??? Why not??? Don't you love me, West???
  • Child Germany: that's not it... it's just... I can't draw well...
  • Prussia: it shouldn't be that bad! I mean, at least do something that portrays my awesome personality through art!
  • *The Next Day*
  • France: Prussia, why the long face?
  • Spain: did Germany manage to illustrate you well?
  • Prussia: yeah... through a hundred pages annotated essay about me... double spaced with bibliography and footnotes...
The Hetalia countries as random Spongebob quotes

EsItaly: I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.

Germany: Welcome to the Salty Spittoon. How tough are ya?

Japan: And say hello to used napkin!

America: You like Krabby Patties, don’t you, England Squidward?

England: Just blew out of Stupidtown?

France: ALL I KNOW IS FINE DINING AND BREATHING.

China: Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

Russia: You’ll never guessed what I found in my sock last night.

Poland: Am I a pretty girl?

Prussia: I can’t see my forehead.

Austria: No, Prussia Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Lithuania: I’m a good noodle!

Romano: Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli.

Canada: I’ll remember you all in therapy.

Greece: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

Turkey: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

Estonia: I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD

Iceland: Imagination.

Norway: INDOORS INDOORS, INDOOOOOOORS.

Denmark: I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY

Finland: He has such a way with words…

Sweden: Happy Leif Eriksen Day! A tinga tinga torgen!

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Red- Aph America

Orange- Aph Canada

Yellow- Aph France

Green- Aph England

Blue- Aph Italy

Indigo- Aph Japan

Violet- Aph Germany

Burgundy- Aph Romano

Gray- Aph Prussia

Gold- Aph China

Pink- Aph Russia

Purple- Aph Belarus

White- Aph Denmark

Black- Aph Norway

Silver- Aph Sweden

Bonus points if you include why!

The 2ps as shit my friends (and family[and me]) have said pt.  2
  • 2p America: Listen bucko I've seen more pussy in my 17 years of life than you ever will
  • 2p England: The first time I tried to cook I caught an oven mitt on fire and burned an orange. Don't ask how because I don't know either
  • 2p China: If you can't remember my name you can call me ling-ling or dumpling, I don't care
  • 2p France: I will literally break your finger if it comes any closer to my face
  • 2p Russia: *pouring 4 packets of sugar into a cup of tea* it's 6 in the morning and I went to bed at 4. I have so many regrets
  • 2p Canada: I'm going to slit the tires on my neighbor's car if he doesn't stop coming onto our land I swear to fucking god
  • 2p Italy: *breaks finger after catching a football**completely monotone* it seems that I'm in a bit of a situation. How unfortunate. Now, if you'll excuse me *goes to the nurse crying his eyes out*
  • 2p Germany: Yeah, I can speak German. Eat meine Dick
  • 2p Japan: The only thing darker than my soul is my hair
  • 2p Romano: *in response to 'you should wear a suit to bed'* you're right, I'll look dapper as fuck while I take a napper as fuck
  • 2p Austria: I can play skrillex on my ukulele
  • 2p Prussia: *nearly in tears* she took my flower crown
Canada's contact names
  • America: My bitchy brother
  • England: Ooh them eyebrows
  • France: Papa
  • China: Won Ton soup
  • Russia: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS HE CALLING ME
  • Italy: Mamma Mia
  • Germany: Potato
  • Japan: Dragon Ball Z
  • Prussia: Potato #2
  • Romano: why is he so salty
  • Cuba: Ice Cream
  • Norway: He's kinda weird
  • Iceland: ICE ICE BABY
  • Denmark: Ear rape
  • Finland: Santa
  • Sweden: ABBA
  • Latvia: Sympathy
  • Lithuania: Sympathy #2
  • Estonia: Sparkles
  • Poland: Fashion expert
  • Hungary: Skillet
  • Austria: He plays good.
  • Spain: Dat ass