Yuuri: Phichit I’m older than you I can’t be your son.
Phichit: If you hurt my eldest son, I’ll bury you in sacks of rice before you can even say “Bangkok”.
Yuuri: eldest? You have other child?
Guang Hong: DAD WHY DID YOU STALK MY DATE WITH LEO
Phichit: I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.
Guang Hong: don’t even lie you posted it on Instagram “#MyLilBabyisOnHisFirstDate #ProudFather”
Phichit: Oh sorry for bothering you with my attention. I see that none of my sons want me in their life anymore. I guess that’s how children are, huh? You take care of them, let them in your life, then they kick you out when they’re in love.
Yuuri: Oh my God, Dad, not this again…
Viktor: *whispers* we should put him in the retirement house