proud-texan

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T~E~X~A~S 

I’ve lived in Texas for almost 7 years and it is nothing like I imagined. It’s so much better! There’s such a beautiful variety of culture, architecture, art, food, and scenery. From huge centers of commerce to small towns, historic missions and gorgeous beaches; TEXAS IS MY HOME! -TimothyMcVain

  • Most girls: would like to live in LA or new york, wear makeup, wear skirts and jewelry, have long hair, dont read books and have normal jobs that arent that special
  • Me: is a proud Texan, doesnt wear makeup, wears suits and a moustache, is kinda bald, is such a good psychologist that they got their own TV show created by Oprah Winfrey herself, I am Dr. Phil
Don't Mess With Texas

My girlfriend is a new D&D player and a couple weeks ago, she learned the hard way that anything said at the table can be manipulated by the DM. While she was creating her character, she went a bit off topic and started taking about her costume for a stage production she was in, unaware that the DM was writing down everything she said. Her big mistake however, was mentioning that she abhorred the state of Texas.

Now, our DM’s wife is a loud and proud Texan who just happened to be in the room when this went down. She responded to the jab with an indignant “Nobody insults Texas in my house!” and promptly marched over to the DM to whisper something in his ear. The DM started laughing suspiciously.

When my girlfriend had finished with her character, a halfling sorcerer named Chaedi, the DM announced that he was adding to her backstory. In a terrible lapse in judgement, Chaedi had promised a favor to a woodland cabbage vendor in exchange for some of his cabbages. Chaedi had thought nothing of it, after all, the cabbage vendor had only wanted to get rid of some old clothes, but she soon learned there was a catch. 

Long story short, Chaedi was be forever cursed to wear the clothes she had been given, a giant black tutu (which was part of the stage costume described earlier) and a pair of neon orange crocs for insulting Texas.

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Frankly Speaking - Jackie Franks meets Kelly Clarkson (Nov 2015) : She is the loud-and-proud Texan known for her girl-power anthems and outspoken views on body image. Jackie Frank chats with Kelly Clarkson about fame, fat-shaming and how her childhood shaped her.

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Alexis|| 18 || single||
I’m looking mostly just to meet new friends but I wouldn’t mind finding someone special :) I enjoy riding my Penny Board and reading books (nothing wrong with being a book worm) I LOVE sweet tea like its my religion I drink it daily👌 I’m a proud Texan and I’m of course a Netflix addict✌️
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