proud to say i love them

anonymous asked:

Say "well done" to yourself for two things you ve done today and you are proud (they could be little things)

Thanks I love these - though right now it makes me think of all the things I haven’t done today eek
Errrr so,
Well done to me for:
1. Finally making it to see Beauty and the Beast at the cinema with d1
2. Eating a reasonable balanced meal this evening myself and making H and my girls happy by ordering them Dominos

it’s exactly what you think it is 

I know I said it before but I’ll say it like a million more times- I’m so proud of Teamiplier and all that they’ve accomplished! They push themselves so hard each and every day to send out fun and creative content for us and it’s the most amazing thing to see. I love watching their process and watching them interact because they really do work so incredibly well together and I’m so happy for them all. <3 <3

@markiplier @crankgameplays (I don’t think any of the others have tumblrs? Let me know if I’m wrong on that!)

how to ACTUALLY know a person from their voltron icon

lance: most likely very nice, but extremely meme-y. loves lance but also loves langst. will start a conversation through a kermit picture.

pidge: either a conspiracy theorist or someone who’s very new to the fandom. either is okay with all pronouns for pidge or will fight you for that one pronoun they headcanon pidge with. 

hunk: so pure but also so incredibly bitter about the fandom. just wants hunk to be loved. will go through burning buildings for hunk.

keith: a nerd. hates the fandom, but loves the show and knows all the theories, is probably typing one up right now. is so proud over keith. loves mothman. 

shiro: parent friend. too tired of drama, but always knows everything that’s going on. shiro means the world to them. will fight anyone who says something bad against shiro. tries to be friends with everyone. save them. 

allura: so pure. save them. probably wants allura to step on them, and will thank her. loves all. save them from the drama. 

coran: a meme or that one weird uncle friend.

zarkon/sendak: either terrifying or is a huge cuddle bear, nothing in between.

thace/ulaz: “they deserved better" 

rolo/nyma: "ok but they’re really cool and hot, listen," 

other side characters: “i love aliens”

the mermaids: most likely huge lance fans. also very gay.

slav: chaotic evil.

you know what? i dont give a fucking damn how you perceive individual armys but when yall come for the whole lot of us AND bts as if we’re responsible for their behaviour then lmfao fuck you tbh

do you wanna know why armys are so sensitive?? its bc yall dont give us a break. we cant stan bts without yall breathing down our necks and making some of us feel guilty. and for what? for not stanning YOUR favs?? for not hyping up YOUR favs as if its OUR job???

when plagiarism accusations and hateful hashtag trends etc in a media where the ppl we stan can fucking see it even when they havent done shit, yall still think we’re just being sensitive?? when yall have accused them of being ab*sers, r*pists, plagiarisers, went for their mental illness, went for their eating disorders, went for their poverty etc etc and yall still think we can let that slide???

when another idol fucks up yet yall use our favs as a scapegoat??? yall just show that yall dont give a fucking damn abt the issue and only speak up on it to say “my favs are better than yours”

so when armys want to hype bts up bc we love them and want to support them and are proud of their success despite the odds being against them, its suddenly bad??? we’re being disrespectful??? when literally everyone else does the same for their favs???

idg how yall still think we arent allowed to be mad lmao

Slytherin Headcanons

• saying ‘shut up’ while laughing
• being extremely nice and understanding towards their friends but unapologetically sarcastic towards others
• speaking of sarcasm: they speak it fluently
• ‘I love you but I love myself more’
• going on long hikes by themselves
• they either go to bed early or don’t sleep at all
• they sleep with stuffed animals but deny it
• they never give up
• challenges are a great pastime
• saying ‘Tragic.’ way too often
• not everyone of them likes Snape
• 'No I am NOT good at potions and you can NOT copy my homework’
• falling asleep to rain
• nearly everyone of them has referred to Draco as a 'wimp’ or 'sissy’
• they will kill you if you insult their pet
• being proud of their background no matter who they are
• yes, there are muggleborn Slytherin’s
• they inniciate snowball fights
• complaining about small things
• 'I AM NOT YELL…I am not yelling.’


Gryffindor Headcanons

Hufflepuff Headcanons

Ravenclaw Headcanons

I want to apologize to all women
I have called pretty
before I’ve called them intelligent or brave
I am sorry I made it sound as though
something as simple as what you’re born with
is the most you have to be proud of when your
spirit has crushed mountains
from now on I will say things like
you are resilient or you are extraordinary
not because I don’t think you’re pretty
but because you are so much more than that
— 

Rupi Kaur

(Happy International Women’s Day)

Slytherin x Hufflepuff Relationship Would Include:

Request: Could you make a Hufflepuff and Slytherin relationship would include? Thank you 😊

Originally posted by lovershub


  • SO MUCH PDA
  • The Slytherin not being able to resist the Hufflepuff’s alluring adorableness 
  • holding hands ALL THE TIME
  • pecks on foreheads
  • passionately tender kisses between classes
  • The Hufflepuff kissing them all over
  • The Slytherin loving every single one
  • Though refusing to admit so of course
  • A lot of forced grumbling on the Slytherin’s part
  • The Slytherin getting jealous to the point of a break down
  • “Why’s the glass smashed?!”
  • “They were all over you and you made no move to stop it.”
  • “We were HUGGING. It’s what friends do you buffoon!”
  • Them sticking up for each other regardless as to the situation.
  • “You wrecked the trophy room?”
  • “Well, I mean…I tripped and everything sort of fell and…yes…”
  • “So I blackmailed Filch to get you out of detention and you actually did it?!”
  • The Slytherin almost always being the little spoon after being forced by the Hufflepuff
  • “Now was it really that bad?”
  • The Slytherin’s obdurate qualities being worn away by the Hufflepuff’s omniverted ones.
  • The Slytherin being so cautious and hesitant with the exuberant Hufflepuff at first 
  • The Hufflepuff being a strong motivator for the Slytherin and aiding them in reaching their goals.
  • The Slytherin providing as an inspiration for the Hufflepuff to become more ambitious
  • Insecurities
  • The Hufflepuff reassuring them and making it their mission to demonstrate to the Slytherin that they’re perfect as they are
  • “Those things you consider to be flaws repressing your abilities are what make you more endearing.”
  • The Slytherin cuddling away the pain. 
  • Muttering sweet truths to the Hufflepuff
  • “If you were as you made yourself out to be, would we be here right now? Be proud of the things that make you who you are because they’re beautiful.”
  • both never allowing the other to feel the slightest pain

Originally posted by pleasingpics

  • The Slytherin ALWAYS teasing the Hufflepuff
  • (during herbology) “Why don’t you use those skilful hands for a more…pleasurable cause?” 
  • The Slytherin being gobsmacked when they sass them back
  • “D-did they just…?”
  • “Yup.”
  • The Hufflepuff being the first to say “I love you” 
  • Them saying it all the time, everywhere
  • Knowing the Slytherin feels the same way
  • the Slytherin taking them to a sentimental place, maybe where they first met
  • A soft whisper is almost missed in a passing zephyr as they stand inches apart
  • “I love you.”
potential angst starters
  • “please don’t forget”
  • “you know you should have stayed”
  • “you’re cold on the inside”
  • “there’s a dog in your heart and it tells you to tear everything apart”
  • “you ruin everything you touch and destroy anyone you love”
  • “i know that you can’t hear me anymore”
  • “it’s so loud inside my head”
  • “i haven’t been all that you could have hoped for”
  • “if you held on a little longer, you would have more reasons to be proud”
  • “i talk to the shadows hoping you might be listening”
  • “how can i say this without breaking?”
  • “i loved and i lost you”
  • “i don’t want them to know the way i loved you”
  • “i don’t think they would accept me”
  • “your heart fits like a key”
  • “it’s so quiet here”
  • “you said that you weren’t alone”
  • “you still owe me a reason”
  • “i act like i don’t fucking care”
  • “maybe you’re too good for me”
  • “lately colors seem so bright”
  • “i can’t admit that you’ve got all the strings and know how to tug them”
  • “losing you was something i always did so well”
  • “i don’t do anything anymore”
  • “sorry, i nearly lost my head”
  • “this feeling i dread, it makes me wish i was dead”
  • “i’ll be alone instead, i don’t need anyone in this bed”
  • “i come home on my own”
  • “i don’t care if i don’t look pretty”
  • “big girls cry when their hearts are breaking”
  • “i’m in pain”
  • “she gives me toothaches just from kissing me”
  • “i didn’t care much how long i lived”
  • “heaven and hell were words to me”
  • “i need to feel your hands upon my face”
  • “words can be like knives. they can cut you open”
  • “i think i might have inhaled you”
  • “i can feel you flowing in me”
  • “i miss you more than i thought i would”
  • “i never meant to start a fire. i never meant to make you bleed”
  • “i’ll love the world like i should”
  • “the blood on my hands scares me to death”
  • “you took a chance and you took a fall for us”
  • “my love, look what you can do”
  • “i know in peace you’ll go. i hope relief is yours”
  • “was i selfish again? well, i can’t help that”
  • “i pour my heart out on the ice and everyone’s watching but you”
  • “i can’t see you, you can’t see me”
  • “everybody’s watching but you, and i don’t think i want them to”
  • “there’s a bitter storm inside of me”
  • “i do it all for you”
  • “it’s all gone to shit, it’s out of our hands”
  • “if you’re searching for us, you’ll find us side by side”
  • “as long as we’re going down, baby you should stick around”
  • “does any of this love exist or is this just a fire keeping out the cold?”
  • “memories never lie”
  • “tell me that i’m right”
  • “your tired, unfamiliar face says it all”
  • “even though we all grow old, love will never die”
  • “that was long ago”
  • “i used to call you my own, my dear”
  • “now you’re lost and i am drunk alone”
  • “when you said your last goodbye, i died a little bit inside”
  • “if you loved me, why’d you leave me?”
  • “our love was made for movie screens”
  • “i tried to be someone else for you”
  • “i thought that i loved you, but we weren’t love”
  • “there was something that was not there”
  • “i can sleep forever these days”
  • “i believe in anything that brings you back home to me”
  • “there is no distraction to mask what is real”
  • “now you’ll be missing from the photographs”
  • “in my thoughts, you’re far away”
  • “i can picture you so easily”
  • “what’s gonna be left the world if you’re not in it?”
  • “every minute of every hour, i miss you more”
  • “it’s such a shame we have to see them burn”
  • “i’ve lost control of all of my senses”
  • “put me in my place”
  • “i can’t help but think of you”
  • “it’s always been just you and me”
  • “and i’ll hold in these hands all that remains”
  • “i don’t want to rest in peace, i’d rather be the ghost that annoys you”
  • “hold me in your arms”
  • “don’t listen to your friends, they only care once in a while”
  • “it’s pulling me back”
  • “when you go home, everything looks different”
  • “i wish you would tell me how you really feel”
  • “when you leave me, you take away everything”
  • “that’s not our deal”
  • “i want you so much”
  • “i want to go back to the first time, the first place”
  • “my heart is open like a door, but i don’t trust you like before”
  • “you came and took me by surprise”
  • “maybe one day you’ll be the one, but until then…”
  • “now i’m fucked up and i’m missing you”
  • “please just look me in my face and tell me everything’s okay”
  • “i’ll never be like you”
  • “absolve me of my sins, won’t you?”
  • “it hurts me everytime i see you”
  • “i hate that i love you”
  • “you want her, you need her, and i’ll never be her”
  • “do you miss me like i miss you?”
  • “wedding bells were just alarms”
  • “you said you wouldn’t but you fucking did”
  • “i guess this is moving on”
  • “you don’t care, you never did”
  • “you don’t give a damn about me”
  • “you’re only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope”
  • “if you’re looking for love, know that love don’t live here anymore”
  • “i don’t want to see you go, i just want to see you smile”
  • “tell me that now is not the end”
  • “if you’re trying to find pity, then you need to look somewhere else”
  • “i’m a first class let down”
  • “how did it come to this?”
  • “love is a polaroid- better in picture but never can fill the void”
  • “if it’s broken then it can be fixed”
  • “all you need is time”
  • “we promised the world we’d tame it”
  • “i wonder what keeps us so high up”
  • “could there be a love beneath these wings?”

I know people love to hate on the Kardashians and say they are stupid or useless, but I am actually proud of them. They make me proud to be an Armenian. A few days ago the Wall Street Journal published a full page advertisment which denied the killing of 1.5 million Armenians by the Ottoman Turks and this denial still continues. This kind of propaganda perpetuates hatred by denying my people’s national tragedy. And in response Kim Kardashian bought a full page ad in the New York Times to call them out.

So next time anyone ever says that the Kardashians are dumb bimbos or a waste of space I will point them to this article because she really is making a difference in the world. 

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Okay, I’m gonna mention a couple of things because it’s not fair to me losing my mind alone:

  • Lili talks about Bughead and refers to them “as a couple”, turning to look at Cole and he gives her THE smirk before she smiles back.
  • the proud smirk that Cole has as she continues answering the qustion, the one that says “look at my girl being opinioned and shining like the star she is, I love her”
  • the eyerbrow rise as a subtle “isn’t she amazing?” to the interviewer
  • the thickness in his voice after their constant eye sex
  • “They started investigating the murder, and then, they started investigating each other” thank you Cole for confirming our assumptions that you are indeed “investigating” each other. (I’m daying at the way he says it, so hot and filled with sexual tension!)
  • Lili’s adorable but deep down foxy “stop” and the smug grin on her face
  • the look of “you’re an asshole but I love you” she gives him after
  • the adorable, smart-ass look he gives her back
  • their matching smiles and their short-lived lovesick haze before snapping back to reality as the interviewer asked the next question
  • Lili’s smile at Cole’s goofiness when he says Jughead’s role model is Nikola Tesla because “babe, you are such a dork and that’s why I love you”
  • Cole’s pleased and silly grin when he sees her chuckling
  • maybe there is some inside joke yet again that we don’t know off?
  • their whole giddy behavior throughout the interview, the way that they are just glued to each other, the no personal space whatsoever, Cole’s face next to her hair, Lili’s shoulder practically brushing his chest, the heart eyes, the looks of love, the way that are orbiting around each other, the fact that sometime Cole definately brushes his hand over her waist cheekily, knowing we can’t see him

I mean who thinks that they are not dating at this point?!

A Father's Marital Advice to his Son

**A father’s marital advice to his son.**

“My dear son, always remember that your wife is your life partner, for better or for worse; don’t be harsh with her, even if you are angry with her. Follow this advice, and consider it my treasure to you:

1. Always bear in mind that you have married a woman, not a man.

2. Don’t try to be victorious over her in every battle.

3. Give her a completely free reign in her home and do not interfere at all in her affairs.

4. Continuously praise her, especially in front of your family and pay extra attention to her in their presence.

5. Know as much as you can about her; be sensitive and pick up on subtle changes.

6. Surprise her with a gift on a day she is not expecting it, and give her little gifts from time to time.

7. Send her loving text messages once in a while.

8. Do not spy on her, and beware of doubting her and being overly suspicious.

9. Be keen to satisfy her physical and emotional needs.

10. Have a strong personality without being stern and obscene.

11. Don’t communicate what happens between the two of you to your mother.

12. Give her your ear, she’ll give you her heart and mind.

13. Kindness, kindness, kindness.

14. Understand the extent of the pressure she faces, then see if you appreciate what she does.

15. Always pamper her and massage her from time to time.

16. Call her from work, not to ask about dinner, but to say, "I love you”.

17. Remain composed during any conflict; neither raise your voice nor utter unbecoming words.

18. Honour her parents and speak well of them and invite them.

19. Pay attention to personal hygiene, especially your mouth (breath); and take a bath at least once a day.

20. Use lovely nicknames and address her with terms of endearment.

21. Be merciful and loving, verily, those with big hearts always win.

22. Let her feel how valuable she is, how much you need her and that you are proud of her.

23. Overlook trivial matters and rise above lowly matters; don’t be nitpicky.

24. Bury past negative stances and forget them (let bygones be bygones).

25. Ask her how her day went everyday.

26. Stand by her in any disagreements with your children, and share your thoughts with her when alone with her.

27. Spend on her from the bank of sweet words without limit.

28. When you get home, look for her before anything else.

29. Don’t minimize her feelings and needs.

30. Go out with her from time to time alone, with no kids.

31. When she’s ill, be gentle with her and care for her.

32. If you hurt her feelings, be extra kind to her and apologize.

33. Be keen to keep a smile; it is cheaper than electricity, but brighter.“

Via Shaykh Younus Kathrada

so you only care about eleanor’s safety when video evidence surfaces of her literally being attacked…interesting.

So I’ve had this scene in my head about how I’d love today’s clip to be (like I’m a 100% sure this is not how the clip is going to be but it’s what I’d like to see, I mean, a girl can dream) and I decided to share it with you 

Okay so the meeting takes place at Sana’s house and all the girls are there and at first eveything is fine but then things go wild and there’s a lot of alcohol and the meeting turns into a party. Some friends (guy friends) of Ingrid and Sara and so on come too. And Sana is trying to stop it because she knows that their parents will be back in a few hours and she needs to clean and to prevent anything from being broken. But she’s all by herself because Noora is too busy taking care of a very drunk Eva and Vilde is somewhere talking to Magnus on the phone and Chris…to be honest, no one knows where Chris is anymore. And just as Sana is getting really anxious her phone beeps and there’s a text from Yousef with whatever meme that he has found and made him think about Sana. And Sana sees this as a way out and she texts him back: “I need your help. How fast can you get to my house? Also, don’t tell Elias, I don’t want him to know”.

And man, Yousef doesn’t even think about it and answers with: “I’ll be there in 10″

Seven minutes later Yousef arrives at the Bakkoush’s. The door is open so he enters and sees the party and Sana trying to make two girls  step off the table and also there’s a guy over there who’s dangerously playing with a vase. And Yousef approaches Sana and she’s like: “oh thank you for coming, it was supposed to be just a bus meeting but these girls brought alcohol and guys and my parents will come soon and I’m trying to make them leave but they won’t listen to me and I don’t know what else to do and…” 

And Yousef says something like: “Sana breath, calm down, let me help”.

So he goes to the music player and he turns it off and yell at everyone to leave and I mean he’s adorable we all know that but he sure has a intimidating face when he’s angry and with Sana glaring at everyone by his side everybody decides to leave. 

Once they’re all gone, Sana thanks Yousef for coming and tells him that he can leave now if he wants she is just going to clean everything before his parents arrive and Yousef is like: “are you kidding?, I’m staying to help you clean”

And Sana smiles at him with her “Yousef smile” you know the one I’m talking about and Yousef smiles back at her with his “Sana smile”. And they clean everything up and just as they finish the door opens and it’s Sana’s parents so she and Yousef freak out because they’re in fact alone in the house at night so when her parents enter the living room they’re both really nervous. 

Sana’s mom ask what Yousef is doing there and Sana is like: “oh…well, he came looking for Elias, and I was telling him that he’s not here”

And Sana’s dad believes it but of course Mama Bakkoush knows best, it might help the fact that Yousef is looking at Sana with “the look”. 

So Sana’s mom goes ahead and asks: “Yousef, Elias told me that you work in a kindergarden right? Tell me, what do you do there? Do you…I don’t know…cook for them maybe?”

And he’s like this proud puppy when he says: “Yeah! I do! I love cooking!

And Sana’s mom looks at her daughter and is like: “Oh, interesting, very very very interesting, indeed”

And Sana’s like: 

Originally posted by coquillages-crustaces-et-moi

And Yousef is just smiling unaware of everything and Sana’s dad is just confused

And okay sorry this was way too long and I bet that many of you wouldn’t even care to read it but I need to write it to get it out hahah

I know this is definitely not how things are going to be but like I said, a girl can dream haha

Thank you to those of you who read this :)

Otabeks cheeky friends in Almaty Headcanons!!

- amongst all his posters of famous Musicians and DJs and festival promos there’s at LEAST two or three glossy creaseless fullbody shots of the beautiful soldier eyed Yuri Plisetsky (his friends may or may not have bought for his birthday as a joke, but secretly knowing he’d love them and he does)

-when his cheeky friends in Almaty found out that Beka was finally going to be in the same competition bracket as his (exclusively) highly spoken of (super) crush, the (loving? friendly?) brutally teasing banter (kissy noises, heart eye emojis, birds and bees and protection talks) didn’t stop until Otabek was safely through airport customs.

-when he turns his phone back on after landing, however, theres a hundred new messages and a photoshop edit of Bekas face over a water bottle Plisetsky is drinking from with the caption “this could be you”

- when the candid snapshots of one Russian Ice Fairy straddling the motorcycle backseat of one Kazakh Hero spread across the internet like the sleet of a Siberian mid-winter blizzard, Otabeks friends absolutely lose it.

-every single social outlet of Otabeks (although few) blows up mental. His phone, his friends group chat, hundreds and hundreds of caps locked screaming, heart eyes, tongue winky faces, “FINALLY"s and various funny edits of the leaked photographs and the support makes Beka chuckle quietly, completely red faced, happy.

-Otabeks friends go over to the Altins home for a viewing party of the Grand Prix Final.

-like they do for every big competition. They’re always so proud of him (some of them say so some of them don’t but he knows they all are)

-although understandably upset for Beka, cannot help but continue to tease him about how his “boyfriend not only stole your gold, but ours as well ;)”

-they all go out for drinks when Otabek returns to Almaty, and force him to spill every detail about what happened between him and the Russian Tiger.

-when they hear he’s going back to visit St Petersburg in the new year, the group is almost thrown out of the bar for the raucous uproar that explodes between them.

10,000 - 11,100 Follower Prompt Batch Special
  • “I took your memories for a good reason, but I shouldn’t have.”
  • “Is it too late to come over?”
  • “Hey, let me in. It’s so cold out here.”
  • “I wasn’t sure if you could understand my language, what with you being ancient and all.”
  • “When I told you that you could come along, I meant silently.”
  • “I’m the opposite of flexible.”
  • “You’ve been talking for eight months and you still don’t know their name?”
  • “You wanted to stand out, so now you do. Is this not what you meant?”
  • “I can’t sleep at night anymore. I don’t like closing my eyes.”
  • “You stood there and let it happen. You get to face the consequences.”
  • “I can’t say this was one of my proudest moments.”
  • “I figured that I could mold myself into someone you could admire whilst you were gone.”
  • “You stop me from making bad ideas all the time. Of course I got a little dependent on that.”
  • “Take a look at what I have to do and now tell me it’s easy.”
  • “They were conducting experiments here. I was a part of that.”
  • “You can teleport! Surely you can get us out of this mess, right?”
  • “Even a master such as I can make mistakes.”
  • “I’ve been patiently waiting, but I can’t do that anymore.”
  • “Sometimes change only happens when we make it.”
  • “Whoever put you on my team is getting a stern talking to.”
  • “Even after all the evidence I collected, you don’t believe me?”
  • “You said it was rare, but that means it’s happened before, so there must be someone else who knows about it.”
  • “Rock, paper, scissors solves everything.”
  • “I was trying really hard to listen to you, but I’m so bored.”
  • “I won’t forget this.”
  • “After a lot of confusion, I think I’ve finally figured this out.”
  • “If being honest is all I have, then so be it.”
  • “Why am I here? Why, that’s easy! You asked for a miracle, remember?”
  • “We’re already fifteen minutes into the project. Why are you trying to stop me now?”
  • “I can practically taste the disaster.”
  • “I promise you that you don’t want to stay around here for long.”
  • “If you find a way out of this, take me with you.”
  • “None of this was my idea.”
  • “You were the stone and we were the birds.”
  • “It wasn’t hopeless. Look at what you’ve accomplished.”
  • “I never minded when you were around me. Why would that change?”
  • “Hate to break it to you, but you’re turning into an alien.”
  • “Don’t you dare let go of my hand. You hear me?”
  • “Duck your head and follow me.”
  • “Thing is, if I continue to think about it, I’ll only get more anxious.”
  • “I never wanted this for you. For any of you.”
  • “Do those marks look like they were made by an animal to you?”
  • “If I had said something else, would it have made a difference?”
  • “It’s garbage night. That means we lay here and feel like trash.”
  • “Maybe if I turn the music up louder, I’ll be able to ignore it all.”
  • “I wonder if it still qualifies as a problem if it doesn’t affect you personally? Hm?”
  • “Take a look around. This is our world now.”
  • “Were you expecting the aliens to be hostile?”
  • “Let’s break the rules and take over the world.”
  • “It’s time you knew where you actually came from.”
  • “Truth be told, you’re not the first one I would have chosen for this.”
  • “If it was easy, don’t you think I would have changed already?”
  • “I’ve been dead for so long, I’ve forgotten how to live.”
  • “Making you mad is so easy. I’ve been trying to see if I could set a new record.”
  • “Why do you always assume everything is my fault?”
  • “We have a special guest. Go clean up.”
  • “Together, we can find a way.”
  • “You can call it anything, but that was love right there.”
  • “I know you’re headed in the right direction.”
  • “If I hadn’t held you back, who knew what would have happened?”
  • “I like it when you sing to me. Why’d you stop?”
  • “Can you blame me for my excitement? This is huge!”
  • “I didn’t need you to come along. You messed everything up.”
  • “What’s the interrogation for?”
  • “Can you imagine how boring an endless slide would be after the thirty minute mark?”
  • “We can make this work.”
  • “It’s like all I can ever do is make you unhappy.”
  • “You could have talked to me if you needed it.”
  • “Why would I turn you? You don’t want this life. I promise you that.”
  • “I can see the end. Hurry!”
  • “Getting lost in a maze with you was a nightmare that I can only hope to never experience again.”
  • “I don’t know if I should trust you to get us there safely.”
  • “Did you finally have enough of me?”
  • “Believe it or not, I’m actually tired of people comparing me with them.”
  • “I’m tired of you doubting me. At this point, what do I have to do to prove myself?”
  • “I don’t say it often, but I do love you. Very much so.”
  • “I like the friendship we have, but I want something more.”
  • “Well, the vision I had was pure chaos. Let’s prevent that, shall we?”
  • “I’m proud of you. That you moved on.”
  • “Contrary to popular belief, I am actually a mind reader.”
  • “I didn’t know how to ask.”
  • “I don’t want to bring you down, but sometimes I need your support.”
  • “I’m sick and tired of living here. It’s so bland and boring.”
  • “I don’t want to be alone for the vacation, so come with me. Drop everything and pack up.”
  • “I’m way too nice to do that, sorry.”
  • “You can’t pick and choose which parts of me you can fix.”
  • “There’s no reason to be so cold.”
  • “Wishful thinking is a blessing in disguise.”
  • “Look! You’re doing it! I’m so proud of you.”
  • “We got this far and it’d be a shame to turn back now.”
  • “I can’t just leave it here. It was all cold and alone. Come on, please?”
  • “You look over there and I’ll look over here.”
  • “I’ll do all the chores for two months if you do my paper for me.”
  • “I thought you liked my stories?”
  • “Can you remember how nervous you were? Now look at you!”
  • “I am glorious, admit it. Maybe it’ll rub off on you.”
  • “I wasn’t afraid. I was just… Concerned.”
  • “Your heart was in the right place. It’s the thought that counts.”
  • “I was ten minutes late. There’s no way they didn’t notice.”
  • “I’m both a lover and a fighter. I’ll take you down and then give you a kiss.”
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YouTube's biggest star PewDiePie causes controversy with 'Death to all Jews' video
World's most popular YouTuber lands himself in hot water again.

The performers, who call themselves “funnyguys”, advertise that they will paint any message on their body in exchange for money while dancing in the jungle.

While many choose their own name or a funny message, PewDiePie jokingly asked the pair to display: “DEATH TO ALL JEWS”.

He published the resulting clip, showing them dancing and laughing while holding the antisemitic message above their heads, on his YouTube channel.

While some fans found the clip funny, others said the star had gone too far.

Despite requesting the hateful message to be displayed, and publishing the resulting video, PewDiePie apologised to fans at the end of the video – but still gave the performers a five-star rating.

He said: “I am sorry. I didn’t think they would actually do it. I feel partially responsible. I mean I’ve got to give them five stars for an outstanding experience because at least they did what I asked.”

He added: “I don’t feel good. I don’t feel too proud of this, I’m not gonna lie. I’m not antisemitic, or whatever it’s called, okay so don’t get the wrong idea. It was a funny meme, and I didn’t think it would work, okay. I swear I love jews, I love ‘em.

"I am so sorry. I don’t know what else to say.”

pewdiepie paid some guys actual money to hold up a sign that said “DEATH TO ALL JEWS”, published it, gave them a 5-star rating, and then tried to shrug off any responsibility by saying he didn’t think they would really do it. he even says he only feels “partially” responsible and he’s “not antisemitic” despite the fact that he 1) posted this video so close to a surge in antisemitic hate crimes following trump’s election and 2) posted this video at all.

this isn’t funny, this isn’t satire, it’s gross and hateful shock humor at the expense of people who are already unsafe with the increasingly emboldened neo nazis–i mean, “alt right”. it’s not defensible. stop supporting him.

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Wedding Sabotage au Feat. Laurent and Nik teaming up

This is an outline of like????,,, one scene and yep lemme kno if u actaully would want this bc lmaoo……*wears sunglasses to hide the tears*

  • Auguste and Damen grew up together as friends and had brought the families together after a long time of low-key petty rivalry. Laurent grew up with Damen but was much younger than both Damen and Auguste. Damen had all the qualities of a hero from his books (that and he was *que 11 year old blushing smaurent* “super pretty”). Well this crush never went away, to Laurent’s dismay, because he knew Damen would always see him as a little kid.
  • Laurent was 19, turning 20, and finally going to try and tell Damen his feelings. To which gets stopped dead in his tracks when he comes home and Damen is there, sweetly tipsy with a beautiful blonde on his arm.
  • Laurent is very bitter, and after two years he is, how do you say, extremely bitter.
  • Laurent is at the engagement party for Damen and Jokaste.
  • He is standing next to Auguste, in a circle of party goers who are all celebrating and congratulating Damen
  • Laurent is in a particularly foul mood
  • Nikandros who is also in this small circle of “assholes” (as he would put it) he is also a very bitter best friend
  • Anyways Damen leaves to go find Jokaste (she walked away to talk to other guests or something) and he kisses Laurent on the cheek before leaving and drags Auguste with him
  • Laurent’s mood worsens,,,, he gotta fight w someone and Nik is the closest victim
  • Ahh Nik and Laurent what a relationship they have had

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