proud to be british

summary of britain :

-elaine the pain
-dave just saved money on his car insurance and now he feels epic
-carpet right
-woolies
-dfs sales
-raven
-the “I like old movies,” match.com couple
-sick one m8
-wanker
-losing ur nandos virginity
-bogies!!!
-such fun
-vicky pollard
-greggs amirite??????
-top notch banter
-there ain’t no party like an sclub party
-feeling out of place wearing trackies in waitrose
-lad points
-should’ve gone to specsavers
-jezza kyle (ledge)
-webuyanycar.com
-the isle of fernandos
-d of fucking e

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so as the most recent series of ITV’s Endeavour finished lately and we will be on hiatus until series 5 comes out, I felt the need to make this for you all to enjoy, also please go watch this if you haven’t it’s such a good show :3 

if you like Sherlock you will like this, I promise

also @howmuchpieisleft contributed a little bit so thanks for filling the holes in my brain <3 

summary of britain:

-dave just saved money on his car insurance and now he feels epic
-simples *meerkat noise*
-vicky pollard
-d of e
-the “I like old movies” match.com ad
-the isle of fernandos
-losing ur nandos virginity
-lad points
-woolies
-jezza kyle (top ledge)
-raven
-greggs
-any type of insurance advert
-sick one m8
-elaine the pain
-there ain’t no party like an s club party
-should’ve gone to specsavers
-feeling outta place in trackies in waitrose
-such fun
-carpet right

When everyone’s talking about meeting Seb, Chris and Anthony at PhillyCon, and you’re stuck in England like….

Originally posted by sherryzizi

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no but srsly if you’re sick of british dickheads like me not explaining the cheeky nandos meme for you

here is jack whitehall, and fuck this is accurate (you’re welcome xoxo)

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The Great British Bake Off/Overwatch
The great Overwatch bake off.


I tried.

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I think I’m Helena Bonham Carter and I’m doing a shoot for the British Harper’s Bazaar. Ok, so I think the concept behind todays shoot is me! I love doing todays shoot because I got to wear lots of fun frocks, that I wouldn’t normally wear you know, during the day or frankly during the night, I just like dressing up. How would I describe my personal style? Er I suppose it’s impulsive, and it’s er not necessarily entirely successful, but it’s erm a lot about trying to pretend not to be me, so I often treat clothes just like as costume, and think I’m trying somebody else and then I unfortunately see a photo of me in something, and it’s not entirely what I meant at all/ In fact not at all, not even entirely, just not at all what I meant at all. I tend to always wear Westwood because she suits me, I think she’s a genius, and she does a lot of the work for you in the sense that sort of instant engineering for your bodies. You go in where you’re meant to go in and out where you’re meant to go out.. 

Yeah, we should be paid the same, just obvious that we should be paid as much as men and inequality is just, it’s absurd..

It’s rare to be asked to play the same character twice in a film. I forgotten how she was quite exhausting in the sense that because she shouts all the time, I can never have a voice after twelve o’clock. You can’t go wrong with somebody with that size of a head. *laughs*

Helena Bonham Carter behind the scenes of Harper’s Bazaar | June 2016.