Aro/ace problems (part 3):
1. Me: *attending a wedding*
Distant Aunt: That’s gonna be you someday.
Me: *sweats nervously*
DA: I can’t wait to see you a your own beautiful wedding dress!
M: *sweats harder*
DA: your future husband is going to be a lucky fellow!
M: *dies from dehydration*
2. Dad: so… got a boyfriend/girlfriend we should know about?
teen Me: no
Dad: good! You’re too young to be dating! You don’t need a relationship! Focus on your studies and get a job.
Dad: so… how’s your love life
Me now: don’t have one
Dad: that’s not good sweetie! I know school and work are important, but you shouldn’t put aside being in a relationship and become a workaholic!!!
3. Mom: So are you ever going to have children?
Me: I can’t even legally drink, yet. Why would I be planning this, I don’t even date.
Mom: But think oF THE CHILDREN!!!
Me: I AM YOUR CHILDREN!!!
4. Them: hey babe wanna smash?
T: why not
M: one, you’re gross, and two, I’m asexual
T: hot. i’ve never fucked an asexual before
M: … that’s… that’s the point?