proud of myself hahahaha

Ever think about being Harry’s date to an award show?

He’s so excited telling you that he’s been invited to the Oscars and that he wants you to come with him. But when you remind him that of course he’s invited, he’s nominated, he just laughs and shakes his head, mumbling, “Oh, right, forgot about tha’.”   

He insists on buying you the prettiest outfit, setting up countless appointments with your favorite designers. And he’d attend every one, showering you with compliments after every change. But you know you’ve got a winner when his jaw unhinges, tongue lolling to the side as he takes in the way the fabric hugs your every curve, the color compliments your skin tone, and how the style is so quintessentially you

In the car, he can’t keep his hands off you, though he’s careful not to muss your hair or smear your makeup. At first, you try to keep him from pawing at you, but you have to admit his blue polka dotted Gucci suit fits him exquisitely, and the way he’s left the top few buttons of the pale blue shirt gaping to give a peek of his strong chest has you swooning. Your resolve melts half way to the theater after you whimper a why and he answers, “I’ve got no control around yeh in this dress, kitten.” So Harry and you take turns placing kisses in concealable spots, delicately slipping fingers beneath clothes to feel each other without ruffling or creasing the fabric. 

But that doesn’t mean the both of you aren’t flushed from exertion when it’s time to exit the car and walk the carpet. 

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For James Potter, every moment of his life mattered. And, without even realizing he had to, he cherished them all. AO3

A/N: written for James Potter’s birthday & dedicated to @emmelinevvance because she feeds my James addiction & I need to reciprocate somehow

James Potter’s early life was full of soft edges. His parents cherished him and barely let him go so he couldn’t really walk on his own until he was three. A day didn’t go by where he didn’t get his hair ruffled and his cheeks kissed. The first time he visits the Potters, Peter will notice the way James melts into his mother’s hands when she runs them through his hair and realize why James was always messing with it. The boy missed his mother. He was reminding himself of her comfort.

Right after he learned to walk, James learned how to fly a broom, and scraped both his elbows and knees in the process. When he got his first pair of glasses, it was only four days before he lost them. When he turned seven he had a chocolate birthday cake with strawberries on top. At ten years old, his parents bought him a cat so he and it would “already be well acquainted when they go to Hogwarts together.” He named the cat Lennon and slept with him every night.

After he turned eleven, James’ life was less sweet. It was still sweet of course, as he was a young and determined boy with quite the opinion of himself. But now he was leaving his parents for the first real time in his life which scared him quite a bit. He only allowed himself to cry about it when he was tucked into his new bed in Gryffindor tower and the curtains were drawn to keep out the sound of sniffling. He knew it didn’t work though, as he could hear similar sniffles coming from the direction of the boy named Remus.

Hogwarts was as magical as he expected and soon his fears melted away. He still had classes to worry about but the professors liked him enough and he did rather well. Transfiguration was his favorite and not only because he got to sit next to Sirius. That was definitely the reason at first and McGonagall knew it despite James’ later protests.

The first time he brought out the invisibility cloak was when Sirius told them he found the entrance to the kitchens. The first time they pulled a prank was in the Great Hall during dinner when they put a dung bomb under the professors’ table. The first time James told that spunky little red head, Lily Evans, that she was cute was in the Gryffindor Common Room. Sirius and Peter had dared him to but that didn’t mean he didn’t kind of think it was true. Only kind of, of course.

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Huy naks i’m proud of myself hahahaha pero gags di ko inexpect yon na ako highest sa prelims sa math110 tangina kala ko pasa lang pero like mga 62 or 63 lang over 100.

Kasi di ko natapos yung exam kasi kulang sa oras ampots pero pucha inannounce pa ni sir kanina sa klase kasi nawala niya yung booklet ko baka daw nahalo sa iba pero ako naman daw highest kaya ayon im shy tuloy fak 😓 pero oha diba di lang ako walwal ng walwal odiba hahahahahahaha sus

Naging successful naman yung surprise namin kay daddy, actually kay mami lahat na idea yon. Medyo korni para sa akin pero sobrang sweet hahaha whaaat ??? pero ayun nga para silang mga teenagers ngayong araw may balloons, rose petals, tapos ang daming cupcakes hahahahaha pero syempre ako nagbake non i’m so proud of myself parang isang achievement na yun hahahaha ang sweet sweet nila grabiiii pati asin lalanggamin kala mo naman hindi kami kasama get a room na lang dapat haha ay charot lang yoko na magkaroon ng panibagong kapatid hahahahahhahaha joke lang ulit. Masasabi ko lang na ang swerte swerte nila sa isa’t isa hay lalo na kami, ang swerte namin kasi sila naging parents namin ❤


Game night has never been more fun

Translation of the cards: 
“Careful, male cishet showrunners are in sight. Buy a bullet proof vest asap. You receive 100.”
“You’ve survived Glee. You receive 100.”
“You sat through Blue Is the Warmest Color. Respect! You receive 50.”
“You stayed up reading fanfics in your bed until god knows how late and you have to get up early. Pay 50.”
“One half of your otp dies in a ridiculous way. We feel your pain. You receive 150.”

anonymous asked:

my crush is 5'9 and always wears skirts and has super curly pink hair and tells bad puns all the time and always wears sweaters and laughs so hard at everyone elses jokes and loves christmas and winter, this is actually just a description of myself because i love myself

Hahahaha I love it! Be proud of yourself