proud of my team mates

fighting over the local pub

OK so I live in a village in the middle of nowhere so as you can image my internet connection using data is almost non existent.  Every day i liked to sit in my house using the wifi and look up to see what the local pub gym is up to. There’s a dedicated team valor and mystic squad fighting over it every day and it’s become a bit of a sport for me to watch.

well i had this weird feeling earlier to check the pub, and HOLY CRAP, TEAM INSTINCT, MY TEAM, HAS THE PUB!!!!

“Dad is it immature and irresponsible to run down to the pub to fight pokemon in a gym?”
“yes it is”
“I’ll be back in five”

So I’m sprinting down to the pub because MY BROS NEED ME as the valor squad who live IN THE PUB are already hotly fighting them. I arrive and then have to spend ten minutes FIGHTING TO CONNECT TO THE INTERNET but when i do….

there’s a bench directly outside the pub and on it is a young lad on his phone. I know what he’s doing. So I go join him. Turns out though he’s Valor, we introduce each other, talk pokemon and BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE MYSTIC GYM

I saw the gym turn a lovely shade of yellow with my lovely Golbat proud of place alongside fellow team mates, but immediately the pub squad starts fighting it but
we… broke the town internet

nothing would connect. checking the local wifi spots…. all …. down

so um

team instinct, by taking the pub,  broke the local wifi AND brought down the GO servers

I am so sorry