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Castle Crashers - Episode 1 (TheRunawayGuys)
  • Emile: In all seriousness, I love my broccoli. Thank you so much Jon for buying it.
  • Jon: You're welcome.
  • Tim: Yay!
  • Emile: My broccoli was bought with Jon's money.
  • Jon: Remember kids, eat healthy and you too will fight people's head.
  • Emile: Jon, I must pay you back for what you have done.
  • Jon: Oh no...
  • Emile: Here's some smelly canadian monopoly money.
  • Jon: Why do you have 20 canadian dollars? Why do you have canadian currency at all? You live no where near Canada!
  • Emile: Shut up and take it!
  • Jake: "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"
  • Emile: Shut up and take it and don't question the canadian monopoly money.
  • Jon: I'm not gonna say no, dude you're giving me 20$!
TheRunawayGuys

Jon, Tim, and Emile walk into a starbucks. As Jon tries to figure out what he’s going to order, Emile slowly hovers towards him and whispers “Don’t get the poison mushroom, Jonnnnnn!”. Jon, thoroughly annoyed, turns and exclaims “That doesn’t even make any sense, Emile! There are no mushrooms in a Starbucks!”. A few customers start watching the exchange and giggle quietly. “If you look hard enough there are…” the two bicker, and Tim orders and pays for all of their drinks while everyone is distracted by Jon and Emile, striking up a friendly conversation with the cashier and tipping well. Meanwhile, Player 4 has trouble figuring out whether the door to the Starbucks is push or pull.