prospit jane

i havent been out of my house in 4 days because the ice still hasnt melted so heres more homestuck headcanons ft. Snow this time with crockengliharleyberts

-john is woke to the suburban experience so he knows how to pack the perfect snowball, the ones packed super tightly and hurt like hell, you know the ones. also sneaks up behind people and shoves snow down their collars

-jade is happy making a bunch of snowmen with jake until john hits her with a snowball, at which point she flings an entire snowman at john in retaliation. john is almost flattened by the force of impact. (whether jade does this with spacey powers or her own two hands is up for interpretation)

-jane doesnt like the cold so she comes out with 4 jackets 3 scarves a ski mask and a pair of goggles looking like shes going into an active warzone. not one inch of skin is exposed. john takes one look at her and falls over laughing. he puts a picture on his story labeled “cryptid”

-jake for someone who lived on a tropical island is stunningly bad at survival. tries to eat the snow. also has a marathon of the really cheesy old christmas specials. his favorite is frosty the snowman and he cries every time frosty dies

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Derse: Rise up.

“Awake, arise or be for ever fall’n.” 
― John MiltonParadise Lost

DIRK: codedredalert DAVE: insipidsentimentalist
ROXY: goodbye-friendsiamgone ROSE: spritesplode
JANE: yumeroku JOHN: grimduck
JAKE: organized-pandemonium JADE: little-shuffles

PHOTOG: tadashioniisan 

vine

The Prospit family has the moves. Well most of them at least.

Featuring janeycake as Jane and thepagejakeenglish as Jake

jane crocker can probably throw u over her shoulder and bake you into her next pie Do Not fight jane crocker

anonymous asked:

What would ever happen if Jake tried to visit Prospit or even contact Jane?

/taps finger against chin

Per Dirk in ASAFAF, Jake cannot return to Prospit as things stand. That was true. And by the same token, I am unsure how well a Dersian courier would fare in Prospit. Tensions are high.

Should I ever get my ass in gear and write the sequel to ASAFAF, there will be more on this.

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Which fancy dreamer Jane cosplay concept do you guys like better? Btw the squiggly gold things on her shoulders and hips are these gorgeous gold appliques I found– and the squigglies on the edge of her skirt thing and gloves are more gold from the same place. Anyways, the first one or the second one??

I could hear them howling from afar I saw them rushing to your car In a moment all went screaming wild Until the darkness killed the light

I remember running to the sea The burning houses and the trees

I remember running to the sea Alone and blinded by the fear

And the river flows beneath your skin Like savage horses kept within And all is wasted in the sand Like breaking diamonds with your hand