proposal parody





a. Byron Wagner x MC

Are You Ready For a King? (Smut)

Roll the Credits

Sshh! (NSFW)

Tickle Me Not

Just Got Married

Friend of Mine

I Love You, Goodbye


b. Nico Meier x MC


Kinder (Child!Nico x Child!MC)

Under the Mistletoe



Midnight (Smut)

Seven Minutes in Heaven: Braiding

Shower (NSFW)

You Make Me Want to Eat You Up

Tease Me (Yandere-ish Nico)

I Hate Valentines

Seven Minutes in Heaven (NSFW)

Itadakimasu! (Smut)

Of Pocky Sticks and Other Sticks (Smut)

Birthday Smut

c. Leo Crawford x MC

I Want You (NSFW)

Notice Me

The Love Which I Cannot Hide

Spank Me (NSFW)

Closing Time

Too Good to be True

Library Tryst (slight smut)

Book of the Stranger (Smut)

But Not For Me (Hanahaki AU)

d. Albert Burckhardt x MC

Shy?! (NSFW)

Leave Me Not

Cheer Up

e. Louis Howard x MC


Watch Me Whip

Good Morning (Smut)

No Touching (NSFW)

Blindfold (Smut)

Stop Stripping! (NSFW)

Hot (NSFW)

Aku no Meshitsukai: The Servant of Evil (Major Character Death)

dUKE Howard

Someday, Maybe (incest)

Under the Blanket (Smut)

Please Don’t Tease

That Bouquet’s Mine

f. Robert Branche x MC

You’re Beautiful

It’s Not Easy to be Me (Superman/Smallville AU)

Only for Him (Smut)

Paint My Body (NSFW)

First Kiss Stolen

g. Alyn Crawford x MC

You Taste Sweeter (NSFW)


Not Silly


The Queen and I (Queen of Stein AU)

Outdoors (Smut)

Prince Alyn

Ever After: Canon Divergence

h. Sid (Lloyd Grandier) x MC

In Vino Nobis Veritas (Smut)

The Switch

Spank Me (Smut)

Thank You, Sid (Smut)

Why Care Now?

Mr. Butler, I Need A…

i. Giles Christophe x MC

Modern Family

Giles, I Tease You!

Naughty (Smut)

Spank Me (NSFW)

Carriage (Smut)

Exhibition (Smut)

Tease (NSFW)

What the Hell Can You Protect?


Baby, It’s Cold Outside (Suitors x MC)

Blank Space (Suitors x MC)

Blank Space: Captive Bride (Sid x MC)

Young and Beautiful (Suitors x MC)

Sugar Rush (Nico x MC)

Safe and Sound (Suitors x MC)

This is Gospel (Suitors x MC)

Our Song (Suitors x MC)

Anna Sun (Suitors x MC)

One Call Away (Nico x MC)


I Prefer My Guys… (Byron x Louis)

King (Byron x Louis)

See What You Like? (Giles x Robert)

Sidney and Louise (Sid x Louis, gender swap)

Oh (Byron x Louis, Smut)

Let Your Voice Out (Alyn x Leo, Smut)

Mixer (Byron x Louis)

Drunk Into You (Alyn x Leo, NSFW)

Lucky (Giles x Leo)

Pizza! (Sid x Albert)

Crossdressing (Leo x Louis)

Took You Long Enough (Leo x Louis)

Mistletoe (Alyn x Leo)

Say ‘Aahh!’ (Alyn x Louis)

Body Painting (Robert x Byron, Smut)

Teasing Contest (Giles x Nico, NSFW)

Massage (Albert x Byron, Smut)

Turned On (Alyn x Leo, Smut)

Caught (Alyn x Leo, Smut)

Don’t Leave (Robert x Byron, Smut)

King Byron (Louis x Byron, Smut)

Not Gay (Louis x Nico, Smut)

My Favourite Sandwich (Robert x Byron x Nico, Smut)

You Meanie (Albert x Nico, Smut)

Fuck Indeed (Giles x Leo, Smut)

Damn It, Leo (Leo x Alyn, Smut)

Egoist (Leo x Louis)

Doing the King (Giles x Byron, Smut)

The Windows Are Dirty and So Are You (Byron x Nico, Smut)

Are You Done Yet? (Robert x Louis)

Spin That Bottle! (Byron x Albert)

Blindfolded, Gagged, And… (Male!MC x Louis, NSFW)

The Dare (Sid x Louis)

Moan For Me, Giles (Dom!Prince Elect x Giles, Smut)

Admiring Your Beauty (Giles x Louis, Smut)

Save the Last Dance For Me (Byron x Albert)

Anything For You, Daddy (Leo x Nico, Smut PART 1)

Daddy (Leo x Nico, Smut PART 2)

I Hope You’re Ready For Me, Too (Giles x Leo x Alyn, Smut)

Oblivious (Albert x Alyn)

Hostage (Albert x Alyn, Smut)

I Missed You (Albert x Nico, Smut)

Huh (Shy!Robert x Dom!Suitor)

Pleasure to Meet You (Byron x Louis)

Surprise? (Albert x Giles, Smut)

Ménage à trois (w/ MC)

Princess vs Leo (Leo x Alyn x MC)

Oopps! (Stein Trio x MC, okay not a threesome lol)

Not My Fault (Louis x MC x Sid, Smut)

Breakfast? (Sid x MC x Byron, Smut)

Sexy (Byron x MC x Louis, Smut)

What to Do with Two Hot Flirts? (Leo x MC x Sid, Smut)

It All Started and Ended with Byron! (Byron x MC x Giles, Smut)

Untitled (Louis x MC x Nico, Smut)


Strip Poker

Too Hot

Strip Poker: Sequel

Kiss, Kill, Fuck

Gakuen Handsome? (lolol no, i just… it was funny, okay?)


(note: there are a few prompts i haven’t done yet. sorry!)

…But Marry Me? (Alyn x MC)

Lady Louis (Louis x MC)

Thunder (Leo x MC)

Cold As You (Louis x MC)

Nerf War (Nico x MC)

Waking Up in Vegas (Byron x MC)

GENERAL FICS (platonic and stuff like that)

Monsters Here For You (Albert & Alyn)

Picnic (Byron & Sid)

Loathe (Alyn & Leo)

The Prince and the Pauper (Byron & Sid)

Professors (Giles & Leo)

The Last Airbender (Robert & Byron)

Science and Magic (Louis & Alyn)

Ha! (Albert & Nico)

Spa Day (Robert & Leo)

Stick ‘Em with the Pointy End (Alyn & Nico)

Fanservice (Host!Suitors)

Five Nights at Freddy’s (Leo & Alyn)

Honey, Why You Calling Me? (Sid & Leo)

Debate (Byron & Leo)

A Day At the Aquarium (Leo & Nico)

On Choosing Halloween Costumes (Stein Trio)

Snowball Fight… to the Death (Stein Trio)

Do You Hear the People Sing? (Leo, Louis & MC)

You Are My Sunshine (Crawford Twins, Major Character Deaths)

To the One I Loved the Most (Stein Trio, Major Character Death)

Pokemon Go! (Suitors & MC)

April Fools! Stein Version

Eat You Up (Byron & Nico)

Prank War (Leo & Nico, and a lil bit of Giles x MC, kinda NSFW)

April Fools! Wysteria Version

Just a Dream (Student!Byron)

My Heart Will Go On… Sort Of

We’re Lost, Aren’t We? Part 1: Albert & Nico

Glasses (Albert & Nico)

We’re Lost, Aren’t We? Part 2: Alyn & Leo

Curious (Albert & Nico)

The Things I Do For Love: Byron Wagner (Stein Trio)

Eyepatch and Care Bears (Dad!Byron)

Famiglia (Suitors & MC, slight Byron x MC, Mafia AU)

WTF, Alyn? (Leo & Alyn)

There is Hope After All (Robert & Byron)

Starry, Starry Night (Nico, Alyn, Leo & MC, with slight Leo x MC)

Finding the Little Prince (Leo & Alyn)

Go To Sleep Chapter 1: Sid (Major Character Death, Hannibal AU)

Go To Sleep Chapter 2: Alyn (Major Character Death, Hannibal AU)

Power Grows Out of a Barrel of a Gun (Suitors & MC)

Emotional (Byron & Albert, Nico x MC)

FICS FROM MY MAIN BLOG: @koichiidesu

Frozen (Byron x MC)

My Girl (Alyn x MC)

Control (Byron x MC)

One More Chance (Byron x MC)

Good Morning (Byron x MC)

In Spite of all the Danger (Byron x MC)

Of Jealousy and Kisses (Leo x MC)

Happily Ever After (Louis x MC)

Of Teachers and Students (Giles x MC)

Sensei (Giles x MC)

Subtle Not (Nico x MC)

Pinky Swear (Sid x MC)

Cuddles (Alyn x MC)

Yours (Alyn x MC)

Fall (Alyn x MC)

Catch Me If You Can (Alyn x MC)

Your Heart (Alyn x MC)


New Haircut

Lid Wedding Proposal: FB Parody

Jealous Suitors

Freaky Friday: MidC Suitors

Suitors as official Prince Consort

Suitors apologizing to MC after fight

Suitors’ DTL counterparts

Second Language

Marriage Proposal

Suitors and the music they would listen to

Byron Wagner and the Gregorian Chant

Albert listening to Taylor Swift

MC’s skirt flying up

MC fatally injured

Discovering MC is pregnant

The Godfather

MC with hangover

The Suitors’ kids

Suitors’ ‘dere’ type

Video Games: Suitors vs Princess

What would hurt the Suitors’ feelings and how would MC make it up to them?

Princess is smol

Soothing a crying baby

Finding MC’s lingerie

Suitors and Puberty Part 1

School AU and roles

Self-defense and MC

Pokemon type the Suitors’ team is made of

“Notice Me, Senpai!”

How old are the suitors?

How would the suitors meet MC in the modern world?

MC killed in front of the Suitors

MC mysteriously disappearing

Suitors caught jacking off

The morning after the first time

MC as suitor and vice versa

MC wearing the suitors’ clothes

Crawford twins on their birthday

The Things I Do For Love: Alyn Crawford

MC as princess of Stein

Suitors and MC on a date

Describe the Suitors using a song

Happy Birthday, MC!

Suitors and MC caught doing the dirty

Suitors’ reaction to MC being pregnant

Leo’s feelings about Alyn fulfilling their childhood dream

Musical instruments that the suitors might play

MC caught pleasuring herself

MC is 6ft tol

MC with a bad temper

MC slapping the suitors

Suitors and Puberty Part 2


Threesome with a guy the suitors chose

National Shower Day

Yandere suitors

Sarcastic and sassy MC

Tickle points

Of cheating and misunderstanding

Sexually teasing MC

The Cinderella Murders: What If MC Was a Killer?

Suitors turning into girls and MC into a guy

When West Meets East

MC in bikini

My Queen of Stein

Suitors’ last words

MC on her period

Suitors being executed

Suitors picking another guy for MC

Types of Pokemon the teams would consist of

What I love about the Suitors?

Punishing the naughty princess

MC got thrown into the pool, top falls off

Dealing with pregnant MC

Suitors’ allergies/phobia

Suitors who look angry af when serious

Suitors’ type of lady

Byron turning into a child

Robert and a love confession from a male suitor

Suitors’ favourite subject/s

Suitors as drivers

Georgette Lee Howard

Byron proposing to Louis

Most experienced suitor/s in the sensual way

Her Bitch

Vampire’s Embrace

Suitors when they’re mad at MC

Hogwarts Houses

(there are still other headcanons i haven’t found cos i forgot to tag them. will update soon.)

ikon in a korean drama

Hanbin: initial love interest who appears out of no where and will sweep jinhwan off his feet with ease

Bobby: the childhood best friend who would low-key, high-key really love jinhwan (and has loved him all along), and would stand in the way of him and hanbin

Jinhwan: helpless main protagonist who can’t make decisions for the sake of his own life - will either fall ill or get hit by a car depending on what drama this is

Yunhyeong: the cute boy next door who would help jinhwan any time he needs him

Donghyuk: the mutual friend who would be a conscience figure reminding jinhwan of all the pros and cons of his decisions

Junhoe: snobby, pompous archenemy of hanbin who torments jinhwan to hurt hanbin even more, but surprisingly shows a soft side to him in the end

Chanwoorandom bystander jinhwan’s little brother - almost a cockblocker of some sort providing comic relief with his mischievous schemes  


“Victoria Wood with All the Trimmings” (2000)

The sketch “Plots and Proposals”…Alan as Captain George Fallon.  “Plots and Proposals”  is a Parody of “Pride and Prejudice”.                       It was originally broadcast in the UK on Christmas Day 2000 as a christmas special of “Victoria Wood with all the trimmings” and has been broadcast for the last three christmases in the UK.                                


If Girls Proposed to Guys