property surveys

erenatthedisco  asked:

HOW WOULD EVERYONE REACT TO A WAKING UP WITH A KITTEN IN THEIR LAP

Mikasa: Try not to cry a tear of joy
Reiner: stare at it
Bertholdt: Blush
Annie: Happiest bean alive
Eren: try to pet it 
Jean: whispers “it purrs!!!!”
Marco: smile and pet it 
Sasha: cuddle it
Connie: :/ now I can’t get up
Historia: this is good
Armin: be surprised but enjoy the warm kitten
Ymir: Heck yeah!
Levi: put it down and go on about his day after getting rid of the hair
Hanji: “awwww, who’s a cute little kitten? you are!!”
Erwin: this kitten is now survey corps property
Nanaba: try not to squeal
Mike: hm… okay…

So… another scene from the fanfiction Five Minute Major which I am, yet again, obsessing over:

”Ichigo felt his heart jump into his stomach as Grimmjow’s grip shifted.

No. His thumb shifted.

No. His thumb slid.

And the need to get out of that thought scattering grip intensified, almost overwhelming.

But to further his alarm, Ichigo’s body stayed right where it was, like a kitten held by it’s scruff, as Grimmjow’s oceanic eyes studied him from mere inches away, dragging up from his split lip to his nose, then perusing the darkened skin beneath his eyes with interest. Ichigo’s brain scrambled for reason.

An overly concerned friend surveying the damage.

Or a landlord surveying his property.” (Five Minute Major ch.28, Junichiblue)