PRODUCE101 – 10 Moments That Made Me Completely Lose My Shit
I want to forget this negativity about the final episode, and I want to start cherishing this wonderful time with Produce 101 Season 2. There were 10 moments that dumbfounded me completely. Some of them turned me into a screaming shitty fan girl, others made me burst into ridiculous laughter, and there were those moments that changed my though self into a crybaby. And yes, these are the things I want to remember when I think back on this amazing time we had with 101 fantastic trainees.
(These moments aren’t posted in a particular order.)
#1 CRYBABY JISUNG PLACES THIRD
MMO’s Jisung is best known for his bubbly and quirky personality. However, he showed after his team’s 10 Out Of 10 performance a completely new side of himself – an emotional crybaby. But when he placed third during the very first elimination episode, I completely lost my shit. I didn’t expect that. I was so touched by his happy tears… I started to cry as well.
Unfortunately, it wasn’t the last time I burst into a flood of tears because of him. And that means I basically cried more and more and more along with our MMO hyung’s emotional outbreaks. Thanks for turning me into a whiney bitch, Jisung!
#2 DONGHO FUCKS YOU WITH HIS EYES
Girls all around the world went crazy when the first team performed their Boy in Luv show. However, when the second team arrived on stage and started their own version of Boy in Luv… I completely lost my shit – within the very first seconds.
Dongho’s team hasn’t won this competition, but he won everyone’s attention with his extremely sexy expression – which also turned into his trademark. Yes, even the trainees backstage started to recognize that Kang Daddy Dongho is a sexy beast. His nickname Sexy Bandit is definitely well deserved.
#3 NO ONE’S SAVE FROM SEONHO’S LOVE
I always thought that Seonho stands in Guanlin’s shadow. He hasn’t had much screen time, and despite his handsome face, he was easily forgettable – for me. But holy shit – the last elimination episode before the final proved me so fucking wrong.
He made me completely lose my shit with his incredible bromancy behavior among his hyungs – especially the bromance between him and Minhyun. Have you ever seen such a perfect maknae? As WANNA ONE’s actual maknae, I hope Guanlin carries on Seonho’s skinship work. Just do it, bro!
#4 TAEHYUN GOT THE SICKEST MOVES
My first bias of the show was Taehyun thanks to his incredible dancing skills. I wasn’t sure if he can beat his first performance during the second episode, but HELL YES… he did – and it started with just one smirk.
Boom! After that the probably best dance performance of Produce 101 happened – and yes, this made me lose my shit… obviously. With Shape Of You he revealed a completely new side of himself, and stole everyone’s show.
#5 MMO TRAINEES? MORE LIKE MMO GOSSIP SQUAD
Not exactly one of my favorite “moments” – but every single time MMO’s trainees appeared on screen during episode 1 and 2, I’ve started to lose my shit.
Mnet didn’t show their evaluation performance, but thankfully – they revealed a lot of their gossip during the first two episodes. Oh yeah, the MMO Gossip Squad was born. Especially Jisung shined more than anyone else with his unique kind of humor. Thank you Mnet for revealing their stupid conversations.
#6 배고파 // BAEGOPA
I already knew that Seongwoo was funny as fuck. But during the tenth episode I completely lost my shit when he introduced us to his own version of BTS’ Boy in Luv.
What the fuck, dude? I will never be able to listen to this song with proper lyrics again. NEVER! Thanks, Seongwoo! You ruined Boy in Luv for me. Now I can’t stop laughing when this song appears on my playlist.
#7 LOSING YOUR SHIT IN FRONT OF THE QUEEN
When Mnet announced that TripleH are going to make a song for the Produce 101 trainees, everyone went full nuts. I would lose my shit as well. But when they finally arrived, the other trainees who had no chance to work with HyunA, E-Dawn and Hui couldn’t believe their eyes when they saw Korea’s current sex symbol.
As someone who has already seen HyunA live, I can confirm – this is exactly what happens to yourself. Your mouth opens widely, you start to drool and you probably stop breathing. However, it was so incredibly sweet to see how awkward and shy the trainees started to act when HyunA greeted them. Gosh, too cute!
#8 DANIEL THE PANTY DESTROYER
Do you think this is fun, Kang Daniel? You’ve already destroyed enough ovaries with your previous performances, but doing THIS made countless ladies probably pregnant – with or without their ovaries.
Yes, I’ve lost my shit. I’ve lost more than my shit. I think I’ve lost my virginity for the second time. And I blame this sexy bastard (plus the other Kang) and his sensual performance during the ninth episode of Produce 101. Fuck you, Daniel! Oh, wait… fuck me!
(This is clearly a joke, guys. I obviously still have my virginity.)
#9 SEXY BANDIT KILLS EVERYONE
Brutal force is what makes men sexy, right? Yeah… well, not really. But when Kang Dongho starts smashing – he smashes everyone. And yes, that’s actually freaking hot.
The revenge for his team’s maknae Guanlin made me lose my shit, because Kang Real Namja Dongho fucked everyone. EVERYONE! No one was save during the arm wrestling competition, and no one was save during the punching contest. Sexy Bandit just killed them all.
#10 EUNKI AND JUNG JUNG’S BROMANCE DANCE
There was only one moment of Produce 101 that forced me to pause – yes, during a live stream. I’ve danced ballet and modern for a very long time, and I absolutely still have a certain connection to this kind of dance. And when Jung Jung suddenly appeared on stage and started dancing “freestyle” together with Eunki – I COMPLETELY LOST MY SHIT!
Oh my God, boys! This was one of the best moments of my entire life – and I am not someone who ships boys with boys (I usually ship boys with myself). I fell in love – with Eunki, Jung Jung, the dance and Group D. Thank you, thank you so much for this perfect moment that proves that I’m the worst creep ever. Thank you!
If you want to check out my previous Produce 101 shit… yeah… here it is. I write a lot of inappropriate but also sweet stuff.
For the Writer’s Guild 80s Movie Day (sorry we’re all a bit scattered this time)!! Technically Ghost was made in 1990, but that’s essentially still the 80s, and I already wrote it so too late now.
The funeral was long. Too long, in Steve’s opinion. He hadn’t wanted to go. Absolutely no part of him had wanted to be there. He wouldn’t have gone at all, but– he glanced sideways at Nancy, who was crying silently as she tossed a yellow rose onto the casket. Her mother’s hands her on her shoulders, squeezing tightly as she cried, and Mike was watching her with sad, scared eyes. Despite her family crowded around her, she looked absolutely alone. He knew how that felt.
Steve swallowed and looked forward again. The minister was speaking about hope and carrying on and how friendship and family were the most important things to fill our lives with. Steve couldn’t bring himself to disagree, but he also couldn’t bring himself to care. He wondered if that made him a bad person. Probably, but it was too late now to do anything about that.
Rated: T for That awkward moment when you give feels to yourself
Come here I’m bout to take u higher We about to set this love on fire I’ve never felt like this before My mom couldn’t even stop me
Love isn’t the butterflies in your stomach. It’s not the sweaty hands that’s been harshly wiped on your new jeans. It’s not the stutter on
your own words, it’s not the innocent thoughts in your mind. It’s not
the fingers playing on the other’s arm, it’s not the shivers you get
when your eyes cross each others. It’s not the laughs, nor the smiles.
It’s not the cries, nor the jealousy. It’s not the shared kisses, not
the stolen ones, it’s not the innocent ones, neither it’s the