- Me: "I'm gonna go to bed at a reasonable time tonight to improve my sleep schedule!"
- Me, later that evening: "And having failed to get to bed at a more human hour, I have elected to stay awake and continue to suffer."
"If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple." "If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber." "If you were a steak, you'd be well done. 😤👌" For Hunk. "Are you into science because I've got my ion you." For Pidge.