propel drunk

the signs as things my friends have said
  • Aries: "I'm not that privileged. my parents still have to pay for things.."
  • Taurus: "that sounds like a you problem, which also sounds like not my problem"
  • Gemini: "I hope you're ready for some dank memes"
  • Cancer: "would it be wrong if I wore heels to my grandma's funeral?"
  • Leo: "where da booty at? Daddy missed it"
  • Virgo: *a stern motherly look*
  • Libra: obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, biRTHDAY CAKE, BIRTHDAY CAKE
  • Scorpio: TELL ME WHAT AIDS IS SO I DON'T ACCIDENTALLY EAT IT
  • Sagittarius: "I'm too good of a Christian lady for this"
  • Capricorn: I used to get drunk off [Propel water] all the time
  • Aquarius: "I have to keep this face clean so the Latino twinks have a place to sit"
  • Pisces: I'm not gay. you don't have proof