proof is in the pictures!

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So, I obviously need to start taking more non-workout related selfies- which I do to hold myself accountable to running regularly. “Here! Proof of diligence!” But it’s turned into just a lot of pictures of me hot and sweaty. Which- yeah.

oh my god you guys don’t sctroll past this please, i heard a noise in my room and went to go look and holy shit he’s here I took a picture for proof im so fucking scared i m hiding but I can hear him getting closer and closer and saying “I hope she made lotsa spaghetti” please run and hide he’s coming oh my g

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

Remember when harry kissed Louis’ picture and louis kissed harry’s doll during video diaries !!!!

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Call out time:

This goes out to both liberals and conservatives because you’re both guilty of this shit. Stop taking stills from videos and using them to make your enemies look bad. It discredits your entire argument.

The first picture has been making the rounds in liberal circles as “evidence” that Trump is a jerk who doesn’t treat his wife right and the Obamas are kindhearted, because it claims to show Trump leaving Melania behind on the steps while the Obamas considerately stop to lead her up. In reality Barack simply ushered Trump up the stairs first and then Melania. As soon as they were at the top of the stairs the Obamas went in together and Trump joined Melania and they went in together, as seen in the 6th picture. Maybe Trump is a jerk who doesn’t treat his wife right, but this picture is not proof of that.

The second picture has been making the rounds in conservative circles as “evidence” that Michelle is an ungrateful bitch who doesn’t know how to gratefully accept a present. I even saw someone call her a c*nt for it, and I despise that word being used to describe anybody, even though I don’t particularly like Michelle Obama. Now look at the third GIF. It’s clear that Michelle is looking around for someone to hand the gift off to so that they can take the pictures. Barack appears to be telling her something and they’re just sorting out how to arrange things so their hands are free. Trump also walks in front of her and appears to be helping figure out what they’re going to do for the picture. Michelle has a pleasant half smile on her face and I’m sure she had said thank you to Melania right before. She looks distracted, not annoyed. And Melania doesn’t look offended. In the next two pictures we see Michelle and Melania interacting pleasantly and smiling. Maybe Michelle is a bitch, but this picture is not proof of that.

Both of these pictures were taken out of context by opposite sides of the political spectrum as a way to say “look, see?! The people who don’t agree with us are horrible in every conceivable way and don’t have even the most basic grasp of human decency!” This garbage is so easily discredited that it makes any valid argument seem like it’s part of a bunch of lies and out of context photographs to make your opponent look as bad as possible. It needs to stop.

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Those times when louis and Harry would focus on each other than the cameras in front (2) !!!

You know what my favourite thing is? If you don’t already, you’re about to find out! Harry Styles with nail polish on his fingers. Especially the red that shows up on his index fingers from time to time. Like he painted his whole hand but they told him he couldn’t go out with it on so he removed most of it but left two fingers as an open act of defiance. That’s my favourite thing in the whole world. So here’s a masterpost of times Harry Styles wore nail polish.

When you have been together for years but you still flirt with each other !!!!! Louis and harry are like those “RARE TO FIND LOVE LIKE THAT” COUPLES who have been together for years but they are always in their honeymoon phase

2017 WONHO YEAR PLAN
JAN: The start of V App solo broadcast! To visit Brother Su and compose something and to eat chicken during January
FEB: To work hard and to work out it will be busy! Until the closed doors to my heart opens~
MAR: To hang the national flag on Independence Day / To frequently go drink my mom’s coffee because I feel sorry I can’t see her often.
APR: Should I sing one song together with Hyunwoo?
MAY: Because the weather will be nice so to ride bicycles with Kihyun and talk about the past as well as constructive things and to upload a proof picture as a present.
JUN: To coordinate the members from head to toe (T/N: outfits) and upload a picture together
Because of you I can’t breathe properly. It seems like you are the whole universe. In all of those stars I’ll find you. Me~
JUL: To do a whole day V App with Monbebe
AUG: Am I doing V App well up until now? Did I neglect it? Did I show more of myself to Monbebes?
SEP: To record in my way all the new memories made and to show you guys
OCT: To take care of our body (T/N: health)
NOV: I don’t know until where my voice will reach but it’s okay even if it doesn’t reach far. Even if it’s just you listening beside me I’ll keep singing
DEC: It’s cold but December is shining brightly. I’ll give that beauty to my fans who always look at me and love me

translated by kinghyungwon ϟ take out with full credit.

Running to the edge of the world
Everybody wants to throw us away