proof 10

Title: Proof of the Pudding (10.8K, Explicit)


When Goyle’s bakery opens on Diagon Alley, Draco doesn’t expect it to the place he ends up finding love, but then again things with Potter always had been anything but what Draco expected.

AKA: The One Where Goyle somehow ends up running both a bakery and a match making service.


Tags: Fluff; Fluff and Smut; ALL THE FLUFF; literally will give you tooth-ache; Getting Together; Getting Back Together; Engagement; Bakery; Matchmaking; Dating; One Shot; POV Draco Malfoy; Top Draco Malfoy; Bottom Harry Potter; Falling In Love; Idiots in Love; Oblivious Draco Malfoy; Romance; Humor; Anal Sex

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with all the Greg Goyle baking hype I was inspired to make a graphic for my fic

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Marvel Adventures: Super heroes vol.2 #004

Everyone should take dating and living advise from Tony Stark!

It's not a good fic but there have the thing!

Lance took in a deep breath, holding the sink rim in a tight grip, his knuckles white with the effort. He’d been fighting with himself for weeks over whether or not to tell the others about his sexuality.

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Future Rivals Top Ten Lists

Here is the masterpost of Top Ten requests I’ve received for the Rivals series but haven’t answered yet. It will be updated weekly to let people see if I’ve received their request or not as the Top Tens take longer to write than answering asks. The list also goes from newest to oldest so I am writing them from the bottom to the top:

Top 10 times when Viktor dreamt of Yuuri or Yuuri dreamt of Viktor

top ten fluffy things that happened before they were in a relationship

How about a top ten best sex ever?

Top ten (or 5) drunk Victor and Chris moments? 

Top 10 times Chris and Phichit had to team up.

Top ten things that surprised Yuuri or Viktor about each other after they moved in together /  Top 10 little things Yuuri/Viktor only found out about each other once they were living together

“Top 10 moments with animals”

top 10 of Yuuri Katsuki’s hidden talents that left Victor on the floor /  Top 10 Yuuri Katsuki talents? /  top ten about Yuuri’s unexpected talents that will make Victor more in love.

Top Ten times someone trashed Yuuri on social media and Viktor instilled the fear of God into their hearts

“Top 10 times Yakov preferred Yuuri Katsuki to his myriad of skaters with more drama in their pinkies than the Kardashian family combined”

Top 10 Moments of Katsuki and Nikiforov Flirting When They Are Supposed To Be Doing Official Things Instead

Top 10(5) times Yuri P. shows his love for Victuuri

The top 9 times Viktor acted as Yuuri’s guardian angel

top ten times Viktor wasn’t the playboy prince? Kind of like different times in public or in interviews Viktor just stop being all cool and collected in favor of embrassing the Extra.

10 or snippets of publicity events/photos that Viktor and Yuuri do together 

Top ten fantasies Viktor or Yuuri had of each other before getting together

Top ten times viktor and yuuri were couple goals/ 10 times Viktor and Yuuri were THE power couple  

top ten times victuuri were caught being adorable in public?

Top 10 phone call/Skype session snippets while they’re living apart

Top Ten things people belatedly realized were serious competitions TM when Yuuri won them

top 10 Mari/Fam Katsuki and Yuuri moments

top ten times coaching Viktor was too hard, by Yakov

Top Ten (or top five if it’s too much to ask) of occasions in which jealousy takes over Viktor? Possessive/jealous Viktor?

Top 10 reactions to Victor Nikiforov cutting his hair short.

10 times yuuri and phichit pretended to be a couple /  top ten list of times yuuri and phicit acted like a couple

top 10 times yuuri and viktor have been interrupted while in a “compromising position”

top ten times viktor broke the internet? :) and/or top ten times viktor surprised everyone outside of skating?

top 10 times yuuri had to admit viktor wasnt so bad / top 10 times yuuri really wanted to hate viktor but couldnt/

Top 10 Times Yuuri cheered Viktor up

Top 10 times Yuuri and Viktor were the most cuddly people in the world

top 10 yuuri and phichit moments in collage or in general??

Top ten times fan speculation got uncomfortably close to the truth

Top ten times VIKTOR was petty af (to go with Yuuri’s top ten! We all know they’re a matched set in pettiness).

Top 10 kinks people know Yuuri and/or Victor has and how they know it?

Top ten hardest things about being Yuuri’s coach, by Celestino

Top ten of Yuuri Katsuki’s greatest achievements according to Yakov Feltsman?

Top 10 petty Yuuri moments!!! / Top 10 times Yuuri was savage af /  Top 10 times Yuuri totally sasses someone

Top 10 moments when Viktor was extra af (whether he was flashy with gifts, outfits, affection etc)

‘top 10 times yuuri has surprised viktor in so many ways you can imagine’?

Top Ten Times Viktor and Yuuri Shut Down the Haters/ top ten times Victor and / or Yuuri acted protective of the other

top 10 moments where Yuuri unknowingly (or knowingly) said or did something that made Victor blush in public (and was caught by fans)

a top 10 or top 5 of the nastiest fandom wars that ever happened around the years on the internet in the Rivals verse and why they happened

Top 10 of “proof” that weren’t proof at all and screamed JUST FRIENDS but people used anyway to support their notps (Yuuri/Phichit and Viktor/Chris) or you know that select few annoying people in every fandom that can’t see two guys even standing next to each other without shipping them and always read too much into literally ANYTHING

Top 10 assertive/confident Yuuri moments.

Top ten reactions from other skaters regarding victuuri confirmation

top ten times yuuri’s smile/laughter broke the internet

top ten list of times Yuuri was far too precious for this sinful earth?

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MARKJAE (got7 otp challenge 2/21)–

‘take my hand and my heart and soul, i will only have these eyes for you…’cause you are the only one’– ed sheeran“ONE”

anonymous asked:

Which lords have the best asses? Lmao sorry I like my men to have something I can grab

do u not like ‘em bony??? u want somethin’ u can grab???

so u pull up in the jag???

then u hit ‘em with the jab???

like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun???

MY ANACONDA DON’T–

anyway have an ass ranking lmFAO

  • Nobunaga: pancake ass. he would sit on u and u would feel pain bc he so bony. it’s bc he always sittin up on a high horse or some shit (words i’ve seen graciously put by @guacameowle and i must give credit where credit is due bc i laughed for like 80 years). 2/10 bc he makes up for it by being Pretty
  • Mitsuhide: like… nice ass. not 2 plump but not 2 flat either. like perfect shape for an ass. Satisfying Ass. 8/10 bc he don’t know what 2 do w/ it
  • Yukimura: Pretty Good Ass bc it’s toned af like literally every other part of his body. yukimura is hot af idc what anybody says like u better Work Bitch. 7/10 bc he’d die of embarrassment if u try 2 feel him up
  • Saizo: lbr here saizo flat af. like idc how often the game likes to make him seem rly muscular or s/t he’s lean and that’s it and his ass bony af. 3/10 bc at least his dick game strong
  • Masamune: suprisingly decent ass. but like it Hidden under majestic hakama pants so u don’t know till he got it out. also 7/10 bc what are u a heathen??? masamune’s a good man who doesn’t deserve this Sin marvel at his ass don’t touch
  • Kojuro: an Okay Ass. like it ain’t bad but it ain’t rly that special either. has better tiddy than ass but he still bulky so u can’t rly complain. 6/10
  • Hideyoshi: very…….. debatable. like i mean he’s not rly big or anything but hideyoshi is like??? fuckin toned as shit??? have u seen his abs??? wtf. he doesn’t got enough junk 2 be plump or anything but it’s a fit ass so 6/10
  • Toshiie: dude’s built like a motherfuckin tank his ass game is like just as good as his tiddy game. will probs yell at u if u grab his ass but like… follow ur fuckin dreams don’t be a coward. grab that solid 9/10
  • Ieyasu: boy’s on the skinny side so like. he got a pretty skinny ass let’s not lie here. his thighs nice af tho so 4/10 for effort
  • Mitsunari: boy has ass for days and none of y’all will stop thirstin over it but like… understandable bc the Proof is there. 9/10 bc he’ll kill u if u touch it. 
  • Kenshin: he is Beautiful and soft 2 touch but like… kinda skinny so there ain’t enough 2 grab. unsatisfying but he still takin care of u in all other ways so like. 5/10 
  • Shingen: thickest??? motherfucker in this game??? shingen thicc as hell. 10/10 bc it’s a Perfect Ass that matches the rest of how Huge he is and he would happily let u touch it (but u gotta let him touch urs so like think wisely)

anonymous asked:

I would love to see the list of thirty or so top 10 requests you've received, so I don't end up sending duplicates, if you don't mind. If that's too much work no problem! Thanks for doing this anyway, we appreciate it so much <3

I’ve just copied these all from my asks so they go from most recent to oldest which means I’m working from the bottom up

  1. Top 10 kinks people know Yuuri and/or Victor has and how they know it?
  2. Top ten hardest things about being Yuuri’s coach, by Celestino
  3. Top ten of Yuuri Katsuki’s greatest achievements according to Yakov Feltsman?
  4. Top 10 petty Yuuri moments!!! Love youuu!! <3
  5. Top 10 moments when Viktor was extra af (whether he was flashy with gifts, outfits, affection etc)
  6. ‘top 10 times yuuri has surprised viktor in so many ways you can imagine’?
  7. Top Ten Times Viktor and Yuuri Shut Down the Haters
  8. top 10 moments where Yuuri unknowingly (or knowingly) said or did something that made Victor blush in public (and was caught by fans)
  9. a top 10 or top 5 of the nastiest fandom wars that ever happened around the years on the internet in the Rivals verse and why they happened
  10. Top 10 of “proof” that weren’t proof at all and screamed JUST FRIENDS but people used anyway to support their notps (Yuuri/Phichit and Viktor/Chris) or you know that select few annoying people in every fandom that can’t see two guys even standing next to each other without shipping them and always read too much into literally ANYTHING
  11. top 10 memes inspired by viktor nikiforov
  12. Top 10 assertive/confident Yuuri moments.
  13. 10 times Yuuri swept Viktor off his feet? Or dipped him. Anytime Yuuri be all ‘this man is mine back off’ possessive tbh. Bonus gooey Viktor and selfie Phichit in the background.
  14. Top ten reactions from other skaters regarding victuuri confirmation
  15. top ten times yuuri’s smile/laughter broke the internet
  16. top ten list of times Yuuri was far too precious for this sinful earth?
  17. Top 10 times a bold, confident Yuuri surprised Viktor by taking initiative with PDA
  18. Top ten yuuri/viktor birthday presents?
  19. top ten Yuuri is a great friend to Phichit moments
  20. Top 10 times that viktuuri’s friends and family were really really happy for them but at the same time really really REALY needed them to stop embarrasing everyone around with their maybe too cheesy/physical/OBVIOUS way of love each other
  21. top 10 reaction posts/revelations for the fans from Yuuri’s tell-all book? (Among which I’m assuming are when he and Viktor got together and why he hated him so much!)
  22. Ten times Yuuri adorably fell asleep in inappropriate places.
  23. Top 10 moments of Victor crying joy and happiness for Yuuri!
  24. “top 10 vacation/travel stories”
  25. Top 10 surprise visits to each other while they’re living apart ^^
  26. Top ten times someone hit on an oblivious Yuuri Katsuki?
  27. top ten pranks Phichit and Yuuri pulled on each other?
  28. Top ten Viktuuri fights
  29. :top ten times yuuri katsuki broke the internet
  30. top ten times yuuri katsuki was charming without him noticing
  31. Top Ten Drunk Yuuri Moments!! °♡° Those must be AMAZING!
  32. Ten times Yuuri ended up wearing Victors clothes (and one time Victor wore Yuuris)?
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