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"Why Do I Hang Out With You?" OTP Prompts

• “We’re drunk and lost in the streets after a wild night out and as I give you a piggy back ride, you start singing ‘SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAAAYYYY’ and you clap in my face” au

• “Listen, you and I both know you’re just crying so you don’t have to tell the firefighters that it was your fault our kitchen caught on fire” au

• “I don’t care how you got the alpaca but we live in an apartment, you can’t keep it, put it back— right, llama, my bad, I’m sooo sorry, whatever it still can’t stay here” au

• “Jail isn’t so bad, it could be worse” au

• “You sneezed and blew down my house of cards you have three seconds to run” au

• “You’re the one who brought me to this stupid trampoline place, and somehow you’re the dumb fuck who got your leg stuck between the springs” au

• “I’m only letting your little sibling put this god awful makeup on me because if I can impress your whole family then there’s a possibility that I can get in your pants later” au

Masterlist

Here’s a masterlist of my WWE and Youtuber prompts/imagines that will hopefully work for mobile users. Please let me know if anything doesnt work. This is updated everytime I post a new lot of writing.

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In my head that’s pretty much Ian or Nosty.  So ian it is.

Trigger warning for sex in a graveyard, because people might not be comfortable with that.

II

“Remembrance day.  There’s nothing about any of the fucking wars that needs fucking remembering, and anyone who says differently wasn’t there.”  Ian tore the poppy from the buttonhole of his dress uniform, throwing it to the ground.  His boot turned the innocent flower into a streak of red.

Brighter than fresh blood, but the same colour.

“There was nothing we could do.”  Belle had followed him, of course, even though it meant leaving her husband’s graveside.  McLean would understand, she’d told him over and over again.  Stewart was her past.  Ian was her present.

Neither of them said anything about the future.

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Things I wrote last night.

Understanding, Emma/Gold, She needs someone who understands her

Baking, Bay/Graham, THIS verse, There’s a reason for the ‘no sex in the kitchen’ rule.

Need, Renbelle, What Belle needs from Renard

Speechless, Rumbelle, trying to get pregnant

Remembrance Day, Ian/Belle, Ian doesn’t want to remember.

Cats and Mice, Golden Threads verse (Jane Eyre AU) Belle is not comfortable around Mr. Jones.

Not smut:

Synnove verse, Moe meets his granddaughter.