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Guess who got asked to prom! BY A STRAIGHT GUY (Army pants). he’s my best friend, and a real man given the fact he has the guts to fulfill my gay student council dream of always helping out planning dances, and never getting asked. I couldn’t ask for a better person in my life. 

Thank you Jacob can’t wait for May 2nd!

Rally Promposal

So this girl at school got asked to prom today at our school rally. She got asked by her ex boyfriend who graduated last year and cheated on her multiple times and just treated her terribly. He drove from three hours away, brought a dozen red roses, a sign, and publicly apologized in front of 2000 students. He even said he did it so she couldn’t say no. Every guy was chanting “SAY NO” and every girl was booing him. After an awkward 5 minutes, the girl said no and ran back up the stairs giving high fives to all the girls. Everyone is calling her savage-Sadie. It was beautiful.

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Prom happened.
His first dance with a boy, and my first dance with a boy. He’s straight I’m gay and that’s okay.
And we got to slow dance to our favorite artist.
(Latch ~acoustic~ by Sam Smith)
Thank you for everything Jacob.

Zodiac Signs Promposals

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Aries -proposes at their date’s sporting event
Taurus - gets their date food from Taco Bell with a note that says “let’s taco bout prom together”
Gemini - cuts off their ear and gives it to their date with a note that says “vincent van gogh to prom with me”
Cancer - asks the Starbucks barista to write “Prom?” on the cup for their date
Leo - gets their friends to wear shirts with letters that spell “prom?” and jump out at their date
Virgo - sets up a scavenger hunt with a promposal at the end
Libra - typical cute artsy tumblr-room-like promposal set up with lights or flowers in a bedroom
Scorpio - threatens to kill their date’s family if they say no
Sagittarius - spells “prom?” in chicken nuggets
Capricorn - brings their date a goat with a giant sign that says “will you goat to prom with me?”
Aquarius - dumps a huge water bottle on their date and yells “Are you thirsty for a prom date???“
Pisces - rents out a whole aquarium, makes the room dark with candlelight and when their date walks in they turn on romantic neon lights that spell out “out of all the fish in the see, will you go to prom with me?”

tbh in 2010 “promposals” weren’t even a thing yet like one day my friend turned to me in health class and was like “hey, neither of us have prom dates, wanna go together?” and like 5 years later we’re living together

which also makes me wonder if the actual marriage proposal will be just as underwhelming like we’ll be getting groceries and he’ll grab some yogurt and be like “hey let’s get married” and i’ll be like “might as well”

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If you know me, then you know I have an amazing boyfriend named Jordan longdistancecubsfan and an undying love for Taylor Swift. Put those two things together and I’m as happy as a peach. (Honestly where did that saying come from?) On February 13th, I was given a Valentine’s Day card and in it was a secret message, not unlike the ones in Taylor’s album booklets, which said “April 13th promposal.” …So today is April 13th.  

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