prologue

  • the witch:your mother was with child, and she developed an unusual appetite.
  • baker:okay
  • the witch:she admired my beautiful garden, and she told your father that what she wanted more than anything in the world was...
  • baker:
  • the witch:Memes, memes, nothing but memes
  • baker:what
  • the witch:rick roll, sad frog, grumpy cat and tuesday dog
  • baker:stop
  • the witch:minerals and metaphors
  • the witch:kermit tea and spiders georg
  • baker:ENOUGH
  • radio host:yo iggy give us some freestyle
  • iggy:
  • iggy:
  • iggy:
  • iggy:Greens, greens, and nothing but greens! Parsley, Peppers, Cabbages, and Celery. Asparagus and Watercress and Fiddlefern and Lettuce. He said "Alright!" But it wasn't quite cause I caught him in the autumn in my garden one night! He was robbing me, Raping me. Rudding through my rutabagga raiding my arugaluga ripping up the Rampion MY CHAMPION MY FAVORITE! I shoulda layed a spell on him right THERE! Coulda turned him into stone or a dog or chair. But I let him have the rampion, I'd lots to spare in return however I said fair is fair. You can let me have the baby that your wife will bare.. And we'll call it square.
  • radio host:I had a brother?
  • iggy:NO! But you had a sister.
  • iggy:I thought I had been more than reasonable...but how was I to know what your father had also HIDDEN in his pocket! You see when I had inherited the garden my mother warned me that I would be punished if I were ever to loose any of the beans...
  • radio host:Beans?
  • iggy:The special beans, I let him go I didn't know he'd stolen my beans! I was watching him crawl back over the wall when BANG! CRASH! And Lightening Flash- and well that's another story nevermind... Anyway at last the big day came, I made my claim. "Oh don't take away the baby!" They shrieked and screached but I did! And I hid her where she'll never be reached! Your father cried and your mother died. But for extra measure-I admit it was a pleasure- I said "Sorry I'm still not mollified" and I layed a little spell on them. You too son! That your family tree will always be a barren one!
  • iggy:So there's no more fuss and there's no more scenes and my garden thrives! You should see my nectarines! But I'm telling you the same I tell Kings and Queens don't ever ever ever mess around with my greens!
  • radio host:
  • iggy:ESPECIALLY THE BEANS!
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I’ve told you my stories for years now. Some have been about coming of age. Some have been about coming undone. This is a story about coming into your own, and as a result… coming alive. I hope you know that you’ve given me the courage to change. I hope you know that who you are is who you choose to be, and that whispers behind your back don’t define you. You are the only one who gets to decide what you will be remembered for. From the girl who said she would never cut her hair or move to New York or find happiness in a world where she is not in love… 

Introducing the guys from 深夜0時★素顔の執事 

                   Yuma Akagi (Red hair guy)
                   Aoi Shirafuji (Silver/Gray hair guy)
                   Tomoki Matsuba (Black hair guy with glasses)
                   Kyo Aizawa (Black hair guy)
                   Itsuki Matsuba (Blonde? Light brown? hair guy)

Who will you choose?

Link to - True Love ❤ Sweet Lies

              Star Crossed Myth

             Scandal In The Spotlight

Credit - Goes to Voltage Inc.

Sorry about the bad quality.

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The Road to El Dorado - Prologue

                                             ♪ Our glorious city ♪
                               ♪ Was build by the divinities by Gods ♪
                                         ♪ Who saw fit to bestow ♪
                                         ♪ The gift of a paradise ♪
                                 ♪ Peaceful and harmonious upon ♪
                                        ♪ Us mere mortals below ♪
                                         ♪ And made El Dorado ♪
                                   ♪ The magnificent and golden ♪
                                      ♪One thousand years ago ♪
                           ♪ El Dorado, El Dorado, El Dora-a-a-ado ♪

“I hope you know that you’ve given me the courage to change. I hope you know that who you are is who you choose to be, and that whispers behind your back don’t define you. You are the only one who gets to decide what you will be remembered for. From the girl who said she would never cut her hair or move to New York or find happiness in a world where she is not in love…”

Girls love it Irish...and Boys too

Niall Horan, 23, livin life to the fullest,talk porn t’me, girls love it irish

INTRO

So..uhm, here’s the thing i’ve started recently. Please excuse my mistakes if you find any (Eng is not my native language). It’s about my two pretty babies Narry..i’m not sure about the lenghts of chapters and i don’t even know how many of them i’m gonna write, i guess time will tell. Enjoy and message me your thoughts :) x

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Yours Only: Prologue

TITLE: Yours Only

CHAPTER NUMBER/ONE SHOT: Prologue

AUTHOR: Happyhiddling

WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: Loki

GENRE: Romance, angst

FIC SUMMARY: Helena is betrothed to Loki, whom she had met once in her childhood. Though the prospect of her marriage intimidates her, things between Loki and her seem promising - but only at first… 

RATING: G

AUTHORS NOTES/WARNINGS: Here we are! The prologue. I hope that I’ll be able to update daily, but I cannot make promises. I’ll do my best, though!

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He first saw her when she visited the Palace for the first time, back when both of them were still children. Even at such a young age he was struck by her beauty, though of course in his mind the thought was a simple two words: “How pretty!”

As much as he wanted to run up and introduce himself – so that he could begin to learn more about her immediately – he was in the middle of a game of hide-and-seek, and he was not about to lose.

However he regretted the order of his priority almost as soon as he told himself that winning was more important. He watched, fuming, when his brother stepped into his line of sight, greeting the pretty girl with his smile of sunshine. To his delight though the young girl, holding her mother’s hand, hid behind her parent and said not a word to Thor, even after her parents tried to coax her. He felt the corners of his mouth turn up a little.

 

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