Questions for MBTI Types
- why ya’ll so depressed sometimes?
- I’m not equip to comfort you but somehow you know how to comfort everybody ….how?
- how do you have so many cares?
- how do you know things about myself that I don’t even know?
- can you tell the future? I’ll pay you double what I pay my usual psychic
- why are you so pessimistic sometimes?
- will my isfp kid need art lessons or is being artistically gifted a preprogrammed function? I’m kinda cheap ya know $$$$
- when I say ‘long term’, how far do you think I’m talking about?
- if you had to give up 1 artistic pursuit (but you can reclaim it in your next life), which would u choose?
- do you have a hidden set of antennae for picking up gossip?
- can we switch wardrobes for a day?
- do you have a book of savage AF personalized comebacks ready at your disposal?
- how do you not run out of tears?
- if I have a friend who doesn’t want anymore flower crowns, how should they voice their opinion? I’m asking for a friend obviously
- why don’t I feel emotions the same way you do?
- what are you thinking about right now?
- is there anything you’re not good at?
- Your stare is sexy, it’s like you’re studying me, has anyone told you that?
- would you rather use google calendar or a physical planner?
- Did that question turn you on?
- how do you coexist with Ps?
- do all of you know how to start fires or wut?
- how many times have u been arrested? (I’ve stopped asking ‘have u ever been arrested’)
- what rules do you even follow? If at all
- did you eat? (Most likely no)
- was math created to understand and interpret the laws of the universe or was math always an inherent feature of the universe?
- loop quantum gravity or string theory? Come at me baby … I can physics
- how do you have time to work + volunteer + extra curriculara + socialize + fam time + school?
- how come you’re still awake at 4am whenever I drunk call you?
- how do I run a cult? Oh, you teach weekly training classes? Where/what time?
- where your liver at?
- do all ESFPs dance well or is dancing just another way of communicating that you’re single and ready to mingle? (mating ritual)
- why do we only communicate in emojis now? I’m 🐳ly tired
- how do I turn you off?
- how does your facebook profile have sooooooooooo many photosss? Zuckerberg prolly shaking his head rn trying to store all your pics from the spontaneous trip to iceland u took last week
- why do animals just appear whenever you’re around? Do u radiate weird animal pheromones or smtg?
- what’s it like being a productive member of society?
- at what age do you wanna retire? If at all
- where do you hide all your money? I’m asking for a friend
- is there a way for you to deliver criticism without yelling?
- does it ever bother you that your to-do list will never end and will spontaneously regenerates everyday? *Ps reading this get an anxiety attack*
- is there anyone you don’t raise your voice at?
- would you rather sex everyday for a month or $1000 straight up?
- why do all of you have nice eyes?!?!
- what is the smoothest pickup line you’ve ever used (that was successful)? (All of them were successful I know)
- who would be your ideal debate partner?
- lip sync dance battle or straight up rap battle?
- what do you think about Trump?