"So you’re the guy Ashy’s been shtupping!“ An unexpected female voice behind him as he did up his cardigan buttons made Loch yell out in surprise. He spun round, and his mouth opened and closed soundlessly in shock at the petite, dark haired girl behind him. He hadn’t heard the door. How long had she been stood there? Better question, who the hell was she?! "Oh, did I startle you? Sorry, I forget you humans can be so easily spooked.”
"Wh-who the hell are you?“
"Family friend. The more important question is who are you?” She tilted her head at him, like she was trying to read him. “OH! You’re a Karaish, aren’t you?! Finally! All though… damn. You’re both guys. That’s not helpful…” She sighed, like something had let her down. Loch was still in too much shock to process any of the nonsense she was speaking.