charles: logan you’re such a fucking disappointment what a fucking prick ass dickhead i love you so much please don’t die and please take care of yourself fucking selfish twat i hope you die you’re a fucking asshole
logan: shut up you stupid fucking old man take your fucking pills why don’t you ever stop talking and shut your fucking mouth i love you and want to take care of you i will protect you until the end of time fucking dipshit wheelie looking prick looking yolk looking dick fuckin ghell
Magneto sounds like some big super villain name but it’s literally just Magnet-o can you imagine if people were named like that. Charles would be Mindo, Peter would be Runo and beast would be Beasto. Not so tough now magneto.