Carmilla Adjusting To Modern Food: A Concept
Okay I seriously can’t get that out of my head now the fact that the last time Carmilla needed nutrition and sustenance from food was hundreds of years ago.
I want to imagine Laura watching tutorials on Youtube and having weird conversations with the history professors in the teacher’s lounge to learn about old recipes
Her chasing a pheasant down a field because stores don’t sell them
Her immediately releasing the pheasant because she doesn’t want to kill it
Her buying a chicken and pretending it’s pheasant
Her retching and pulling faces whilst she makes jellied eel pies
Carmilla always getting really emotional and grateful that Laura would do all of that for her just so she feels a little less weird for not having a modern palette
Carmilla always stopping herself from laughing when Laura pretends she likes the food too
“You know, I enjoy the Imperial Stalana of The Whopper Maharaj too…” Carmilla sighs and leans against the kitchen door whilst Laura scrapes her entire dinner into the garbage.
“Burger King, Laura, I like Burger King too. Put your shoes on, I’ll take you to get something to eat before you starve to death.”