A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In english,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” - A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

  • elementary: hey I'm Mrs. Jackson please only address me as such. let's get started.
  • high school: hi my name is Ms. Gates. maybe one day you guys can just call me Gates. let's get right into it.
  • university: yo just call me Bob let's get this shit over with.

DATING CHARLES XAVIER WOULD INCLUDE:

- Him calling you ‘Love’ or ‘Darling’.
- You flirting with him whenever you see another person eyeing him.
- Teasing him.
- Charles trying to tease you but then you end up teasing him.
- Him occasionally reading your mind when he looks into your eyes to know what you’re thinking in the moment.
- When he leaves early in the mornings he leaves a red rose and a note to explain where he is.
- Melting over his British accent.
- Spooning.
- Lots. And. Lots. Of. Spooning.
- Touching his thigh at a work dinner or a meeting.
- Him communicating through your mind to tell you to stop.
- “We’re in public, darling…wait until we get back home”
- “I don’t think I can’t hold on for that long, Professor”
- The lustful yet loving look you see in his eyes.
- Neck kisses while making breakfast.
- Running your fingers through his silky brown hair.
- Sitting on his lap as he reads to you.
- Cuddling in front of the fireplace on a cold day with cups of tea.
- Making love almost every night.
- The glistening sweat between your bodies and the shortness of breath.
- Romantic baths with candles and roses.
- You being shy when you first meet him because you thought he was extremely attractive and you didn’t know what to say to him.
- He knew you thought that.
- He knew you were a mutant before you knew yourself.
- Midnight strolls around the mansion.
- Him admiring the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine.
- Your song being ‘L.O.V.E’ by Nat King Cole.
- Calling him ‘Professor’ or ‘Sir’
- When you’re feeling sassy you call him ‘Mr Man’
- Him tickling you just to hear you giggle

(A/N): This preference/ headcanon is set before Charles’ accident.