*bangs pots and pans* STORY IS COMPLETE



There’s no smut. The story’s basically rated G only with some swearing because I’m constitutionally incapable of not. 

But there’ll be a porny epilogue, I’m sure.

There’s also an outtake with Poe having a conversation with Rey who is sitting on top of his bookshelf, which I am going to post– somewhere. Probably here. 

“You didn’t have sex, though,” Rey concluded, going back to his sort of scattered recounting of Friday night.

“No,” Finn said. “Lord, if we had, I’d’ve led with that.”

“I know,” she said, a little downcast. “But. I really wanted you to. That’s what I’ve been rooting for this whole time.”

“I feel like if a man confesses to you that he’s had to stop having sexual relationships in his life because they’ve taken up such an unhealthy role in his self-image,” Finn said carefully, “then you’re sort of duty-bound not to immediately set about trying to fuck him.”

Rey sighed. “You’re the expert,” she said.

They both had a good laugh about that, and Finn sat up and moved to rest his back against the chair she was sitting in, so she could pet his hair. “I wish I was an expert,” Finn said.

“So, what, you just kept him in a tender submission hold until he passed out?” Rey asked.

“No,” Finn said.

house of cards (US) starters

from the third season.
content warning: violence, profanity

  • ❝ There’s nothing like a death in the family to separate the wheat from the bullshit. ❞
  • ❝ I’ve always said that power is more important than money. ❞
  • ❝ You are entitled to nothing. ❞
  • ❝ What is the face of a coward? The back of his head as he runs from the battle. ❞
  • ❝ You can’t turn a no to a yes without a maybe in between. ❞
  • ❝ So, this is what he does. He leaves the seduction to you. ❞
  • ❝ Pimping. He’s pimping you out. ❞
  • ❝ How charming you are. ❞
  • ❝ I’d push him down the stairs and light his broken body on fire just to watch it burn, if it wouldn’t start a world war. ❞
  • ❝ You know what I dreamed of when I came here? Choking you with my bare hands. ❞
  • ❝ I must make decisions every day that I hope are just. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t know right from wrong all the time. I wish I did. ❞
  • ❝ You didn’t ask me here to apologize. You asked me here to forgive you. ❞
  • ❝ I swore an oath. ❞
  • ❝ Is this how you live with yourself? By rationalizing the obscene into the palatable? ❞
  • ❝ I haven’t excused you yet! ❞
  • ❝ I understand the Old Testament God, whose power was absolute, who ruled through fear. ❞
  • ❝ Well, I’ve got God’s ear now. ❞
  • ❝ Have you asked that of yourself? What are you willing to die for? ❞
  • ❝ He was a coward, and I’m glad he’s dead. ❞
  • ❝ We’re murderers, ___. ❞
  • ❝ Everything okay between you two? ❞
  • ❝ I can’t believe we’ve become this. ❞
  • ❝ You’d better not fuck him over. ❞
  • ❝ I swear to God, I will put you in your fucking grave. ❞
  • ❝ You want to kill me now. I can see it. ❞
  • ❝ You’re ruthless, like me. ❞
  • ❝ Sometimes we must be ruthless with those who hate us, and sometimes we must be ruthless with those we love. ❞
  • ❝ He goes after anything in a skirt. ❞
  • ❝ I have only one thing to say: Go fuck yourself. ❞
  • ❝ We’ve been lying for a long time. ❞
  • ❝ I’d rather imagine who you might be than who you actually are. ❞
  • ❝ Stop being so selfish. You’re better than that. ❞
Dangerous Liaisons CH 21 - Downward Spiral

Jade runs into an old friend, and some questions are raised. Some of her demons surface, and she tries to silence them in a very counterproductive way. A bit of a filler chapter :)

Warnings: No smut (next chapter more than makes up for it), but plenty of angst and some profanity Enjoy!




Teaser : Swimming through the murky waters of my alcohol-addled mind, I groan as the morning sunlight burns into me. Rubbing my eyes, I try to wake up. Almost immediately, what feels like a crater-size hole in my head starts to throb mercilessly.

“Fuck me,” I grumble, my hand blindly reaching to the nightstand for my water.  When I don’t find it, my eyes open fully.  That’s strange, I think as I sit up slowly, trying to focus. Why do the walls look diff-…? Confused, I look around for a moment. “Oh shit,” I gasp, my heart plunging.

This isn’t my apartment…this isn’t my bed….

Alright, so let’s talk about Sam Wilson for a minute. Just about Sam. Not Sam in terms of his relationship with Bucky; not Sam in terms of his relationship with Steve. Let’s talk about how Sam was vocally arguing against the Accords before Steve even opened his mouth to weigh in. Let’s talk about how Sam made his own decision based on his own experiences and beliefs. Let’s talk about how Sam was consistently committed to doing the right thing regardless of the cost to himself personally. Let’s talk about how Sam was the one who suggested that Team Cap give themselves up to ensure that Steve could find and stop Zemo. Let’s talk about how Sam made as much of an effort to save Rhodey as Tony did. Let’s talk about how Sam was the only person in the Raft to not give Tony any shit but instead asked him how Rhodey was doing. Let’s talk about how Sam understood that Team Iron Man had convictions of equal strength to his own and that while he didn’t agree, he did empathize with them.

Let’s just talk about how fucking awesome Sam Wilson is.


[’Ey yo! What up! It yo boy Po. I’mma show you how to cook today
hyah hyah hyah!
Lemme walk my big red ass over here.]