-choking on nothing but air and spit -asking ‘what?’ and then immediately processing what you said -making a fool of myself trying to get wild cats to let me pet them -compensating for hours of procrastination with minutes of panic and superhuman speed
begins to writes paper in 1.0 space so that I can feel the artificial satisfaction of pages adding up after applying double space followed by the wave of despair of STILL NOT HAVING HIT MINIMUM PAGE LIMIT
You can have 1 or more styles combined, that depends on what you like or works for you. I tried to think of every style that i know.
The person who has this style is most probably that organized langblr who actually knows what they are doing. They have certain periods of time when they study and nothing can disturb their routine.
How to know if you have this style? Easy, do you know when you’re done with studying your language? If you just thought of a period of time and what you are doing in this period, you’re an ant.
How to become an ant learner: take an agenda and make a schedule, a very detailed one. You write down everything, from what you study to for how long and with what (duo, flashcards, notebooks etc.)
p.s. This learns take everything seriously, their notes are probably goals, perfection is written everywhere and they work hard, too hard maybe.
This is the entire opposite of the ant learners. Masters of procrastination, but somehow they know the language better than some ants?
How to know if you have this style? Ask yourself what plans you have tomorrow, if the answer is “sleeping” or “no idea”, congrats, you’re a sloth.
How to become a sloth learner: Hakuna Matata.
p.s. this kind of learners prefer to immerse themselves, they prefer watching movies, listening to music, looking at others how they explain and they observe everything, they don’t have notebooks, they are spontaneous. (that’s why they are awake at 3am playing on duo most probably.
This style is a combination of a sloth and an ant. They procrastinate like 20 hours and in the last 4 they can finish a duo tree, talk with Nth natives and finish Grey’s Anatomy in their target language.
Head canons where couples know each other so well that they know the one thing they could do to exploit the other person - but they never use it for evil because happiness.
how much Jack likes kissing him. He’s incredibly tactile and when Davey
protests that he has to work and not make out with his boyfriend, Jack just
pouts and whines about it. The only time he’d ever held it over Jack’s head to
get what he wanted was when Jack tried to grow a beard and the stubble was
scratching at Davey’s face so he withheld kisses until Jack shaved.
probably do anything to cuddle after sex, Spot reckons. He curls up and leeches
off his body heat until he falls asleep and Spot is certain he could get Race
to say or do anything in that moment if it meant the physical contact continued.
But he’d never try, because that was the most vulnerable Race ever got and all
Spot wanted to do was protect him, not be the one hurting him.
coffee to get kisses from Katherine sometimes. When she’s gone into a ‘writing
coma’ where she won’t pay attention to anything but the article on her screen,
the one thing that will get her attention is freshly brewed coffee so Sarah
will make some and wait for Katherine to look up, handing over the cup only
when she’s had a gentle kiss and a small apology for Katherine being so
absorbed in her work.