procrastination hour

Things to do instead of thinking about that gross boy:

-Take a bath. With candles and a book and a face mask

-Look for a new show on Netflix

-Watch videos of happy babies (or happy puppies. or kittens)

-Paint your nails

-Do that thing you’ve been procrastinating for hours

-Reorganize your room

-Find new music, make a new playlist

-Pet your cat or dog. Or your friend’s cat or dog. Or your neighbor’s cat or dog

-DIY a hair mask or a sugar scrub (I can write up some recipes if anybody wants them!!)

-Call your mom

-Sing and dance around your room to some Rihanna (or another singer that makes you feel like a boss ass bitch)

-Do some yoga

my talents include

-choking on nothing but air and spit

-asking ‘what?’ and then immediately processing what you said

-making a fool of myself trying to get wild cats to let me pet them

-compensating for hours of procrastination with minutes of panic and superhuman speed

How much sleep does your sign need?

Aries: 6-8 hours

Taurus: 25 hours

Gemini: either 2 or 12 hours, there is no in between

Cancer: a strong 10 hours

Leo: 7 hours

Virgo: 8.823345 hours

Libra: like 8

Scorpio: 1

Sagittarius: Sleep is for the dead

Capricorn: 5 hours laying in bed daydreaming 5 hours sleeping

Aquarius: Doesn’t sleep just procrastinates 

Pisces: 18 hours

D R A G O N

So I’m really damn proud of how this turned out. He’s almost exactly how I wanted, sans some sections of his hair. I’d comment more but I’m really tired.

Tag Squad: @thespace-dragon @fairyghibli @illustraice @arkarii @celestialgoddesslucy @hell-dragon-fire @soul-of-glass and @joolychuu (look Bris I did a thing! I’ll catch up to you someday)

Language Learning Styles

You can have 1 or more styles combined, that depends on what you like or works for you. I tried to think of every style that i know.

Ant Style

The person who has this style is most probably that organized langblr who actually knows what they are doing. They have certain periods of time when they study and nothing can disturb their routine. 

How to know if you have this style? Easy, do you know when you’re done with studying your language? If you just thought of a period of time and what you are doing in this period, you’re an ant.

How to become an ant learner: take an agenda and make a schedule, a very detailed one. You write down everything, from what you study to for how long and with what (duo, flashcards, notebooks etc.)

p.s. This learns take everything seriously, their notes are probably goals, perfection is written everywhere and they work hard, too hard maybe.


Sloth Style

This is the entire opposite of the ant learners. Masters of procrastination, but somehow they know the language better than some ants? 

How to know if you have this style?  Ask yourself what plans you have tomorrow, if the answer is “sleeping” or “no idea”, congrats, you’re a sloth.

How to become a sloth learner: Hakuna Matata. 

p.s. this kind of learners prefer to immerse themselves, they prefer watching movies, listening to music, looking at others how they explain and they observe everything, they don’t have notebooks, they are spontaneous. (that’s why they are awake at 3am playing on duo most probably.


Panda Style 

This style is a combination of a sloth and an ant. They procrastinate like 20 hours and in the last 4 they can finish a duo tree, talk with Nth natives and finish Grey’s Anatomy in their target language. 

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Head canons where couples know each other so well that they know the one thing they could do to exploit the other person - but they never use it for evil because happiness.

  • Davey knows how much Jack likes kissing him. He’s incredibly tactile and when Davey protests that he has to work and not make out with his boyfriend, Jack just pouts and whines about it. The only time he’d ever held it over Jack’s head to get what he wanted was when Jack tried to grow a beard and the stubble was scratching at Davey’s face so he withheld kisses until Jack shaved.

  • Race would probably do anything to cuddle after sex, Spot reckons. He curls up and leeches off his body heat until he falls asleep and Spot is certain he could get Race to say or do anything in that moment if it meant the physical contact continued. But he’d never try, because that was the most vulnerable Race ever got and all Spot wanted to do was protect him, not be the one hurting him.
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  • Sarah uses coffee to get kisses from Katherine sometimes. When she’s gone into a ‘writing coma’ where she won’t pay attention to anything but the article on her screen, the one thing that will get her attention is freshly brewed coffee so Sarah will make some and wait for Katherine to look up, handing over the cup only when she’s had a gentle kiss and a small apology for Katherine being so absorbed in her work.