adult: how’s school going? you doing well?
me: look at my face. look at how much i’m breaking out. last year i was fucking procelain doll. i was free of blemishes. i am now a mess of regret, pain and zits. you know why i have this whitehead? it’s because i don’t know how to speak french. last year i was a fucking pocelain-
adult: keep up the good work!