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My personal favorite LGBT memes:

  • “Harold, they’re lesbians”
  • “[Anything completely irrelevant to the LGBT community but happens to be enjoyed by many LGBT people] is gay culture”
  • “I’m not heterophobic I have a straight friend”
  • Acting like Macklemore is the savior of the LGBT community
  • Insisting the Babadook is gay
  • Posts that exaggerate how straight people write gay people (But let’s be real is it really exaggerating?)
  • “6 months on HRT” [Picture of something unrelated] “vs 4 years on HRT” [Picture of something vaguely similar but drastically different]
  • “There are only two genders” [Two pictures that are completely unrelated to gender]
  • “LGBT stands for:” [One or all the letters are changed to completely irrelevant things. Notably if one letter is changed it’s usually the T, or even the B]. (Example: “LGBT stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, uhh… Transformers…”)
  • Using football as a way to reference straight people without outright saying it, as if you’re too hesitant to say “straight/heterosexual” out loud

Honestly all of them are good but I can’t be here all day

Vampire Times
MBMBaM episode 348
Vampire Times

Transcript:

Griffin: I have a very related Yahoo that I'm— I would be delighted if you would all let me read.
Justin: Okay.
Griffin: It was sent in by Amelia Berger, thank you Amelia, it’s by Yahoo Answers user Dirk, and it’s a similar vein of like, “How did folks get in touch without phones,” right? But the wording of this question is… maybe the best.
Griffin: Dirk asks, “How did people know when to meet back in vampire times?”
[All three brothers laughing]
Griffin: “I know tha—”
[Brothers continue to laugh]
Griffin: “I know that they wrote more letters—”
[Laughter]
Griffin: You gotta let me get through it!
Griffin: "I know that they wrote more letters and stuff, but back in vampire times, how did you make plans with friends?”
[Brothers still laughing as he reads]
Griffin: “Did they just wait around all day and hope that they ran into each other?”
Travis: Oh god…
Justin: [Laughing]
Travis: Oh god, what is wrong with our schools?
Justin: You can make all the plans you want, the vampires are gonna ruin them. I mean you could write them a letter and it’s like “Meet me at Ye Olde Arby’s this afternoon” but a vampire is just gonna be waiting there to harangue you!