Okay besides tasting things that are nasty; I think this works for stepping in nasty dirty under the sink water puddle when maintenance takes over a week to come and fix a fucking leak in your sink- IT’S SO FUCKING GROSS, AND WE’RE TRYING TO PACK AND WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT FUCKING NASTINESS, AND JUST ALL THE BLECHHHH! SO MUCH EEEWW!!!!
What part of you is it that gets off on torturing students? Everyone in this class may be afraid of you, but I’m not! I see your miserable scare tactics for exactly what they are, the misguided lassions of a bitter, lonely old man who only feels good when somebody in the class feels worse.