problem with cursing

PERSON: I hate reading, books are so boring

ME:

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Here’s a preview of the new zine I’ll be selling at SPX!

Common Curses & Blessings is a 2-in-1 mini-zine about the most mundane and insignificant things the universe throws at you. They probably shouldn’t even have an impact on your day, but they totally do.

Read it facing one way, and you’ll read about the curses. Flip it over and read about the blessings. You’ll just have to come to SPX and see how it works!

2-color risograph printed, 4.25" x 5.5". 16 pages, 8 curses, 8 blessings. Come to table A12 and check it out!

Curses

Just a reminder, over on my spell blog, I am way behind on updating my spell listings, but I do have a fair amount of spells already added to convenient links. Well here’s my curse list so far:

  • <p> <b>Scorpius:</b> I know this is random, but Dom or Sub?<p/><b>Albus:</b> I guess Domino's. I visited Subway's with Aunt 'Mione and Rose, and I didn't love it. I don't know why you put them in the same category.<p/><b>Albus:</b> Guess you don't know that much about Muggles, still.<p/><b>Scorpius:</b> <p/></p>

Okay… This has been in my head since a while now, and I haven’t seen anyone pointing this out so…..

Remember Mavis from Stone Age?

Since none of the ‘’ Ankserham immortality curse problem ‘’ happens in this alternative universe……. We can assume that this is an older looking mavis, right? That’s Mavis all grown up look, right?? 

It might just be me, but she does look a bit older and a bit taller.

Look okay I’m supposed to write something for my creative writing class (because that’s what you do at a creative writing class) but my previous assignment was pretty hecking mediocre and now I‘m stuck in some perpetual loop that goes like 

“I’ll write whAT I WANT”

“No what if the teacher hates it again”

“FUCK ALL CONVENTION WRITE I’LL WHAT I WANT”

“I have specific guidelines”

“BUT I HAVE A PEN I AM ALMIGHTY”

“I am the shittiest writer to have ever cursed this earth”

“I AM A PUBLISHED AUTHOR DAMMIT I CAN DO 500 WORDS ON SETTING DAMMIT”

  • Me: *talking about my Dragon Age romances*
  • Me: There's Alistair. My prince. Husbando numero uno. I love him more than life itself.
  • Me: And Zevran. Worst assassin ever, but so very charming. First elven lover.
  • Me: And Fenris. The prettiest elf. He's broody but so sweet. I love him so much. He GLOWS. Have you had a glowing boyfriend?
  • Me: And there's Anders. He also glows. The original mage husband. We ran away together
  • Me: And Cullen. The original bae. Where do I begin? Lip scar *swoons into eternity* I will love him forever
  • Me: And Blackwall. Literal wall. Sweetest wall in the universe. *heart eyes*
  • Me: And Solas. 50% nerd, 50% elven god, 100% sad. *won't stop crying* Mage husband part 2. It wouldn't be a Bioware romance if it didn't completely destroy you
  • Friends: This hoe ain't loyal