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Updated masterlist #8

It’s that time again! 

All smut is indicated
(*) over 50 notes
(**) over 100 notes
(***) over 150 notes
(!) over 200 notes
(!!) over 300 notes
(!!!) over 500 notes

(^) over 1000 notes
(^^) over 2000 notes

(^^^) over 27,000 notes

Text AU

You confuse them with Meghan Trainor lyrics (!!)
You loose something stupid (!!)
Messaging the wrong boy (!!)
You love superheroes (!!)
Food mishaps with the baby (!)
you play hide and seek (!)
They think you are ignoring them (!)
Kitchen mishaps (!)
you buy a dog (!)
Harry Potter (***)
Kittens (***)
you give him a heart attack (***)
You have a bad day at school (***)
Calum finding out that you had a seizure but you left your phone at home (***)
You tell him you’re pregnant (***)
1st december (***)
Michael’s black hair (**)
supernatural 5sos part 2.5 (the other parts are found in preferences) (**)

Non smutty visuals

Imagine #1 (Calum) (**)
Imagine #2 (Michael) (*)
Imagine #3 (Ashton) (*)
Imagine #4 (Luke) (*)
Imagine #5 (Calum) (*)
Imagine #6 (Luke) (*)
Imagine #7 (Ashton) (**)
Imagine #8 (Michael) (*)
Imagine #9 (Calum) (**)

Preferences

you make him cum his pants *smut*  (!!!)
Bus Bunk mishaps  (!!)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory (!)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory part 2 (***)
He thinks you are cheating on him (!)
He thinks you are cheating on him part 2 (!)
Supernatural 5sos (!)
Supernatural 5sos part 2  (***)
Supernatural 5sos part 3  (**)
supernatural 5sos part 4  (**)
supernatural 5sos part 5 (**)
supernatural 5sos part 6 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 7 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 8 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 9 (*)
Pap problems  (!)
Shutting him out (***)
You’re his celebrity crush (***)
Camp half blood AU   (**)
Camp Half-blood part 2 (**)
Camp half blood part 3
having an argument/fight (**)
having a argument/fight part 2 (***)
you like him but to him you are just friends (**)
Part 2 (**)
Love me like you do *song preference*   (**)
Finding out you are pregnant (*)
He’s your best friend but you have a crush on someone else (*)
he is your best friend but you have a crush on someone else part 2 (*)
insecurities (*)
he insults you and the boys defend you (*)
He takes care of you when you are sick
When you’re gone Avril lavigne *song preference* (*)
Natalia Kills-Problem (*)
You ruin me by the veronicas*song preference*

Imagines

Ashton
Skype sex with visual  *smut* (***)
My wallflower (Nerd) (*)
My Wallflower Part 2
Luke Vs Ashton (*)
Personal Ashton imagine for wrecking-ball-love
Michael Vs Ashton
Calum Vs Ashton
Golden Compass AU
Ipod shuffle - Still into you
Michael
He walks in on your masturbating *smut*  (***)
He walks in on your masturbating part 2 *smut*  (**)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (**)  
Michael smut, overprotective older brother Luke (**)
Single parent (*)
Michael imagine where you’ve been dating a long time but Harry has a thing for you (*)
Secret boyfriend Michael (*)
Michael Imagine Welcome home *smut* (*)
Michael Vs Ashton
You’re just not punk rock enough for me (*)
Bad boy Michael (*)
He’s not that bad (*)
He’s not that bad part 2 (*)
He’s not that bad part 3  *smut* (**)
He’s not that bad part 4
No Sleep of the Wicked
Gastroparesis
No Sleep of the Wicked
Parenthood is hard
Appendicitis
Trying to study
Even though I know you’re lying, I still almost believe you *requested*
You saved me from myself
Luke
I like you, not him. *smut* (***)
Neighbour (*)
Luke imagine Dont you forget me (*)
Luke Imagine Panic attack (*)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (*)
Luke imagine shower sex  *smut* (*)
Married at first sight (*)
The Hunger Games (*)
Backstage fun *smut*
Luke song imagine “Our July in the Rain” by He is We
Luke Imagine Not so secret relationship
Luke Imagine you like him but he doesn’t feel the same
Luke has a headache
Badly written imagine
Calum
Silent treatment from him (**)
Happy New Year (**)
Mad at Calum (*)
Secret love affair with Calum (*)
Jock meets Nerd (**)
personal Calum visual imagine for hoodswhisper *smut*
Calum imagine He has a headache
Calum Vs Ashton

Fanfictions
Bad Boy werewolf michael (!!)
Fate is not our friend Ashton werewolf
Mr Nerd is my soul mate Luke  (***)

Random posts

Ashton doesn’t like cats (^^)
Michael’s voice (^)
5 members of one direction (^^^)
Zayn leaving (!!!)
My friend and I on the phone (***)
What’s ‘wrong’ about she’s kinda hot (!!)
Michael’s porn tash (!!)
My reaction to the skh ep (!)
Michael is too precious (!)
Return of red Michael (!)
Michael’s reflection (***)
Luke is rude (***)
Calum in glasses (!!!)
Ashton in glasses (!!)
toasted Ashton (!!)
Return of Brashton (^)
Ashton winking/kissing  (!!!)

Visuals    

Dry humping (!)
People in chairs have more fun (!)
Yes sir!  (!)
We dont need the bedroom (!)
Eating out (***)
Teasing (***)
Keep your underwear on (***)
Bath/shower (**)
Under the table fun (**)
Midnight at the pool (**)
Lingerie (**)
Lets go to the kitchen! (**)
Against the wall  (**)
Thigh riding (**)
Car sex  (**)
Do you want to be a cowgirl? (*)
Angry fun  (*)
Squirting (*)
Bondage  (*)
Holding Hands (*)
Orgasm  (*)
Fingering (**)
FxFxM threesome (*)
Wedding night (*)
MXMXF threesome (*)
Grinding (*)
Anal

let’s slay together - gotham city sirens playlist

01. killer queen / queen 02. run the world (girls) / beyoncé 03. bad girls / m.i.a. 04. heads will roll / yeah yeah yeahs 05. never give up / sia 06. you don’t own me / grace ft. g-eazy 07. raise hell / dorothy 08. problem / natalia kills 09. everybody wants to rule the world / lorde 10. hell on heels / pistol annies

listen {x}

princesses of pop

hailee steinfeld - most girls / dua lipa - new rules / charli xcx - dreamer ft. raye + starrah / bonnie mckee - i want it all / hayley kiyoko - one bad night  / ariana grande - touch it / halsey - now or never / natalia kills - problem / raye - shhh / tove lo - cool girl / dua lipa - last dance / carly rae jepson - boy problems / louisa johnson - best behaviour / bonnie mckee - easy / charli xcx - white roses / icona pop - girls girls

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girls do it better // a mix by aesthyric

“You’re living in the past, it’s a new generation. A girl can do what she wants to do and that’s what I’m gonna do.”

01. salute // little mix • 02. run the world (girls) // beyonce • 03. reflection // fifth harmony • 04. survivor // clarice falcão • 05. hard out here // lily allen • 06. problem // natalia kills • 07. bad reputation // joan jett  •  08. bad girls // M.I.A  •  09. homewrecker // marina and the diamonds •  10. me & my girls // selena gomez  •  11. hurricane // halsey  •  12. i eat boys like you for breakfast // ida maria •  13. playa boi // cher lloyd •  14. so what // p!nk •  15. do my thang // miley cyrus • 16. that’s my girl // fifth harmony •

{l i s t e n}

Songs to Strip To/Sexy Songs:

Rainism by Bi Rain
Stripper by the Soho Dolls
Paralyzer by Finger Eleven
Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Deadman
Addicted by Saving Abel
Miss America by Styx
Breakdown by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
Crystallized by the XX
Lucky Strike by Maroon 5
Any song by 3oh!3
Problem by Natalia Kills
Volume Up by 4minute
Dr. Feelgood by Rania
Toxic (cover) by Alex and Sierra
Tell Me a Lie by the Fratellis
Morning After Dark by Timbaland feat. Nelly Furtado & Soshy
Billie Jean by Michael Jackson
S & M by Rihanna

Okay maybe music in General is sexy.

Add more!

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“The myth. The legend. The baddest bitch of all.”
Katherine Pierce
TV: The Vampire Diaries

Kill Of The Night - Gin Wigmore
Miss Jackson - Panic! At The Disco
Seven Devils - Florence + The Machine
Bubblegum Bitch - Marina And The Diamonds
I’m Gonna Show You Crazy - Bebe Rhexa
Red Lips - Sky Ferreira
Problem - Natalia Kills
The Devil Within - Digital Daggers
Horns - Bryce Fox
You Don’t Own Me - G-Eazy ft Grace
Bad Bitch - Bebe Rhexa ft Ty Dolla $ign
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Think Up Anger
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Lorde
Look What You Made Me Do - Taylor Swift
Black Widow - Iggy Azaelia ft Rita Ora
Maneater - Nelly Furtado
Black Sheep - Gin Wigmore
Glory And Gore - Lorde
Serial Killer - Lana Del Rey
Cannibal - Ke$ha
Looks Like Sex - Mike Posner
Bad Girls - M.I.A.
***Flawless - Beyoncé
Carmen - Lana Del Rey
She’s So Mean - Matchbox Twenty
Blank Space - Taylor Swift
Did It On Em (Dubstep Remix) - Nicki Minaj
She’s A Genius - Jet

LET’S BE FRIENDS:  a mandy && gaz fanmix.

( because everyone needs a gal-pal to paint their nails – and the town – red with, and they’ve just found theirs. )

01. let’s be friends // emily osment. 02.  this is what makes us girls // lana del rey. 03. glory and gore // lorde. 04. jenny // studio killers. 05. flawless // beyonce. 06. ribs (let’s have a sleepover remix) // lorde. 07. serial killer // lana del rey. 08. problem // natalia kills. 09. dark horse // katy perry. 10. controversy // natalia kills. 11. run the world ( girls ) // beyonce.

image credit: freakishfrollic.