problem guy

for your own peace of mind, maybe dont pay too close attention to the lyrics of some christmas songs.

this is the christmas card im sending out. steve didnt know what text i was gonna put behind it when he drew the picture.

(You can get this on redbubble!)

and it turns out that clint, who has been humming christmas carols for weeks now, doesnt actually know any of the real lyrics, and has just been making them up as he goes along. this is his latest masterpiece:

Winter Soldier’s Gunnin’ You Down (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s got a hit list, he’s starting a fight

He’s clenching his fist, it’s shiny and bright

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down!

He sees you when you’re sleeping

He knows when you’re awake

His aim is really fucking good and he’s gonna assassinate

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s yanking out wheels and firing guns

If you were smart you’d probably run

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!

OK THIS IS SOME AT:LA AND LOK RAMBLING BUT YA

i had the sad idea that like. sometimes avatars try to reconnect w/ past lives and stuff and obvs all the avatars are different, ya know, but what if theres a few of these past lives who are kinda young? (kinda stay that way forever once they’re a spirit i think?) i dont wanna step on toes with it cause i know its kinda sad/troubling but i wanted to draw the idea anyways. i hope i make sense? 

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Mom And Dad And All The Adults Were Wrong (2017)

ok a lot of pent up feelings about the country.  I couldn’t sleep until I made this

i forgot to put a lil part about the truck i saw in my town with the iron cross and a trump sticker on it but I think my point is made pretty well

please know all of these things are real, this is a nonfictional comic

do not repost, reblogs though are welcome

terrible people get blocked immediatley stay the fuck away from me

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  • every cis person i have ever told this to no exception literally every godforsaken cis out there: ok but people make mistakes! like you gotta understand its going to take me a while like understand like you cant expect everyone to automatically get used to this you understand like you get it i mean i get what youre saying but do y

Working retail is honestly such a bizarre experience because literally within the span of five minutes you could have one customer who makes you think “wow I love this job, people are so nice, what a great day and age to be alive” and then immediately afterwards you have a customer who makes you go “wow I cannot actually believe that we have explored space and transplanted major body organs and carry mini computers in our pockets but PLEASE and THANK YOU are considered too advanced for some people’s vocabulary”

I have 99 problems and Newt Scamander is 98 ¾ of them.

Gay Aphobe: Headcanoning gay characters as ace is homophobic because it steals representation from the gay community

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