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Hey guys! OKAY SO:

This video took a REALLY long time because I lost motivation a couple times through and thought about giving up but I DIDN’T! This video is about the genocide route though so fair warning there’s violence.

And Now this video is something I started back when I was in high school and continued on till today, and it’s probably one of the best things I’ve ever made. 

I had to finish it without a drawing pad but luckily all the images were pre- drawn and I just had to compile them using flash and make them move in thier own way. 

I really hope you guys like it!

The Signs Dating a Taurus

Aries:  Go on adorable dates together but end up going completely off schedule, go shopping together, honestly share the best hugs ever

Taurus: Really really chill and cute, wouldn’t be surprised if they planted stuff together, talk to each other in movie quotes

Gemini: The couple that no one really expects but they work really well, probably do the crossword puzzles together, fights escalate easily

Cancer: Imagines their future homes together, have arts and crafts day for the fun of it but end up kissing instead, cooks food together at 3am

Leo: End up chatting till 5am, the type to go on hikes to watch the sunrise, always planning their next holiday, chill central

Virgo: Really productive couple that actually gets shit done together, always encourage each other and makes each other breakfast in bed

Libra: Will sit and listen to music together for hours, really Tumblr Aesthetic, probably post pictures of lyrics hinted at each other

Scorpio:  Most loyal relationship in the zodiac, attract each other like magnets. Very loving and durable relationship. Can make a killer power couple

Sagittarius: Road trip literally every holiday break, will talk about their beliefs for ages before scrapping everything and creating their own belief just for the two of them

Capricorn: They always do little things to let the other know they’re loved, Will watch netflix and eat food for days, stone cold together in public but incredibly cuddly at home.

Aquarius: Always laughing bout something or other, spend the summer making daisy chains and listening to music, watch horrors together and then have to walk each other to the bathroom

Pisces: ALWAYS SLEEPING, they like to take really cute pictures of each other on the sly and then post them on social media while they’re sleeping, play like kids together


Just finished up House of Cards a couple days ago and absolutely loved the series. I’m planning on watching it again because honestly the first time around a whole bunch of political mumbo jumbo went over my head, but I feel like a second viewing will help and I’ll probably enjoy it more than the first. Despite that, I think it was one of the best series I’ve ever watched, coming in behind Breaking Bad. So naturally, I wanted to create something House of Cards related once I was done.

I don’t know what it was about it, but any time there was a scene of Frank and Claire sitting at the window smoking, the image stuck in my mind. It was just so powerful looking. I think mostly due to the fact that these two are such ruthless, powerful figures, and I saw their nightly smoke time together was a time of celebration. They almost always sat there with a smile on their face, enjoying each others’ company, basking in whatever cutthroat deal or trap they had set that day. From the first time I saw it, I knew that that image was what I wanted to use. And here it is. 


So I met this guy online… 3 years ago. We never actually met in person. We talked for a bit but nothing ever came of it.. We have both been in relationships and gone through some things since then. Out of the blue, a couple of weeks ago he hit me up, and we talked for hours. He’s in the Navy and is stationed around 40 minutes from me. Since we hit it off I felt really spontaneous and wanted to finally meet this Southern boy I’ve only had conversations through text and phone calls with, and it was probably one of the best decisions I’ve made. We sat and talked for hours and hours then he bought me dinner. He constantly reminds me how beautiful I am, and how he can’t fathom how other men have treated me.. He’s unlike any other man I’ve ever spoken to or dated, and I had no clue there was men out there that exist. It’s been so great ever since. I have never in my life felt this way and I feel crazy because we just met but I feel like I’ve known him for years. No matter where this goes it’s reassuring to know that chilvary is infact not dead, and we need to stop making generalizations of men because they aren’t all the same. He’s leaving on an underway soon, and I already can’t wait for him to be back. This might be hard but I’m so ready for what’s next❤️

Looking into someone else’s eyes and seeing the world is one of the best experiences you could ever come across. Smiling into a kiss and taking the other persons happiness will cause a firework stand to light up in your stomach, and you’ll love every second of it. Their scent will make you feel at home; so at home that you’ll probably get a whiff of their scent even when they’re not there. Their smile will cause you to smile too, even if you feel like utter shit. Their voice will act as a relief to your problems. Their arms will replace your anti-depressants, and suddenly it doesn’t matter if you forgot to take your medicine. Their laugh because contagious, and when you’re with them being sad is nearly impossible. You begin to crave their presence all the time. You find yourself constantly thinking about them; you see something and automatically think about how much they’d like or dislike it. When your reality becomes that of a cheesy love story, then you’re in love.
—  and it’ll hurt like hell when they leave, but you’ll be okay someday
Her Love

there’s nothing I would rather be doing then being with you, even just talking to you all day. not being able to do that is tough and probably the hardest thing I have to do. but my love for you is strong enough to pass by all of these hardships to never ever leave you. I know you are working your butt off right now to make money and it’s not that easy. but thinking about the next couple of years, you’ll be on your way into a great job with nothing to be worried about. and I’ll be right by your side supporting you every second. the decision I made to go to yoga was the best one I’ve ever made. I feel in love with you right then and there. your laugh, your smile and your eyes just grabbed my attention and pulled me in. I never thought I’d be this in love before. people say lots of things about high school relationships and I think it’s just a bunch of shit. I know people who married the ones they were together with in high school and we are just going to add onto that list. you could say I was jealous of our friends because they can see their boys every day if they wanted too, but I have to wait 3+ weeks just to kiss you and get to see you for a short period of time. but it makes our love stronger than ever. here’s a little secret… as much as I want to get a job and work myself, I would not mind getting to stay home with the kids and take care of everything so you can come home to the perfect house and me and the babies and a nice meal. you’re going to be a great daddy and I can’t wait for a family with you. I want to be there for you whenever and wherever and I’m willing to do anything to make that happen. just remember I love you to death and cannot wait to see your smile again and to hug you as tight as I can, my snakey. now, stay strong down there and get this work done to come home to me. it’s tough to be away for so long and it seems like forever when you can’t be with the one you love, but I need you to be my strong man and work to make the future perfect which I know you are doing. I love you jake peter forever and ever.

Clork Greefen

Hello my name is Clork Greefen and I am the smartiest, most funniest, most prettiest person ever to fall from the sky. I know yor probably thinking i fell from heaven but no, just from space. Me and a couple of other doucheybags. I am rich and pretty and blonde with sky blues eyes and excellent tits. They call me princes. One of the boys Baloney is not very nice. All of them are stoppid. A bitchy tweenager called Charlotte stabbed my best frend Wells in the neck with a nife. He’s dead now. So is she because she jumped off a cliff. Unlike when we came from space she died.

Anyways more stuff happened but it was boring and involved grown ups (who i hate because my mum sucks and killed my father and she’s also probably npt even my real muther because she doesn’t look like me and she has no heart but i have a heart so i think she’s an AI - but then again who wood be dumb enuff to write a stupid artifical intelligence plot????) but then we were like kidnapped by these weird vampires. They aren’t actually vampires but they suck blood from the people who have lived here.

The people who lived here arnt very nice. They lived here for a hundred years and we crash down, kill some people and villages, make noise, stomp about, and invade their lands but I still dont see why their so upset. Whatever they’re just mountain men food anyway. Yeah the people who kidnapped us live in a mountain and they seperated me from my fuckboi boyfriend Finn.

Luckily I escaped and I got slapped with mud by this super hot grounder lady and now i’m gay. She died though because i thin kshe was gay too so her blud is a magnet for bullets. Now her friend the commander wasnts to meet me and so I have to try to loook strong and intimidating. And smart. But I’m surrounded by iriots so it’s easy to be superiorly intelligent.

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Friends - Ed Sheeran

I sniffled, wiping the tears on the corner of my eyes that were falling from the laughter. I looked at the window briefly, staring at the now dark skies. A couple of hours ago, the sun was just going down the hill and it was the beginning of an afternoon that started off as great, but turned out to be the worst in a long time. Now, those rays of sunshine were absolutely unseen.

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2 recipes that you've probably never seen on SORTEDfood!

Who’s seen these recipes before? No? They were a couple of older blog posts of recipes that we tried and have NEVER been seen on video! They’re still pretty awesome, though! Which one of these would you most want to see being made into a video?! 

How to make a checkerboard cake
We found this incredible idea on Pinterest and just had to try it for ourselves! It looks amazing and is sure to impress the lucky people that get to eat it!
The best thing is that we’ve used the simplest recipe ever…basic sponge split into vanilla and chocolate, then a simple vanilla frosting over the top. If you try this you HAVE to send us a photo…definitely worth a #eyeCandySorted!
Happy baking!

For the sponge
softened butter (350g)
caster sugar (350g)
6 eggs, beaten
2 tsp vanilla essence
self-raising flour (350g)
a few splashes of milk
2 tbsp of cocoa powder
For the vanilla frosting
butter (180g)
icing sugar (780g)
milk (60ml)
1 tsp of vanilla extract
a handful of freeze dried raspberry flakes

preheat the oven to 180°C.
line 4 deep,round cake tins (20cm x 20cm) with greaseproof paper.
cream the butter and sugar in a bowl until light and fluffy.
beat in the egg and vanilla until well combined.
fold through the flour, then splash in the milk and mix again.
split the batter and fold the cocoa powder into one half.
pour each batter into the lined cake tins, making two of each sponge
bake in the oven for 25 minutes until risen and cooked - test with a knife and it should come out clean.
transfer the sponges to a wire rack and allow to cool completely.
Trim the sponges, if you want!
beat the butter, icing sugar, milk and vanilla extract with a pinch of salt until light and fluffy.
cut the sponges into two rings and a middle circle.
alternate the different coloured rings to get two sponges with red-white-red and the remaining two - white-red-white.
spread the frosting over the sponges and stack them on top of each other, alternating the colours again.
spread the frosting over the outside of the layered cake.
sprinkle over the freeze dried raspberries.
serve and enjoy! 

How to make a townie 

Back when we wrote this recipe, we’d been showing you loads of hybrid foods! First came the cronut, then the ramen burger. We even showed you the megaburgerpizza!
Here’s another rather tasty sweet treat. This one comes straight out of London and is inspired by BEA’S OF BLOOMSBURY! The townie is an amazing brownie, baked inside a tart shell!
We made ours chocolate orange and since we made this we’ve also tried a hazelnut one too. We’d love to see you cooking your own with your favourite flavours on SORTEDfood!

For the sweet pastry
plain flour (500g)
icing sugar (125g)
salted butter, chilled (240g)
1 orange
2 eggs, beaten
a splash of milk

For the brownie
dark chocolate (100g)
white chocolate chips (25g)
unsalted butter (125g)
caster sugar (150g)
1 large egg + 2 egg yolks, beaten
plain flour (30g)
½ tsp of baking powder
cocoa powder (30g) 
orange curd
a handful of almond flakes
double cream, whipped (300ml)
2 small clementines, segmented

combine the flour and the icing sugar. Using your fingers, mix the cold butter into the flour and sugar until you get a breadcrumb consistency.
zest the orange into the flour mixture.
pour the eggs into the mixture and combine with the milk until you get a soft dough.
roll the dough into a ball, wrap it in clingfilm and leave in the fridge to rest for 30 minutes.
once rested, roll the dough to the 0.5cm thick, large enough to cover your tart tin.
roll the dough over the tin and press it tightly into the sides of the tin. Trim off most of the excess.
cover the tart case with a square of grease proof paper and weigh it down with baking beans or uncooked rice.
preheat the oven to 200ºC. Blind bake for 10 minutes, remove the beans and paper, then cook for another 5 minutes and allow to cool slightly.
turn the oven down to 180ºC.
spread the orange curd over the base of the tart shell.
melt 100g of the chocolate in the microwave.
beat the butter together with the sugar until light and fluffy. Add the eggs to the butter a little at a time.
whisk vigorously once the eggs are added.
fold in the melted chocolate and white chocolate chips, followed by the flour, baking powder and the cocoa powder.
add a pinch of salt, then pour the mixture into the tart shell and sprinkle over the almonds.
bake in the oven for 25 minutes.
allow to cool slightly before decorating with the whipped cream and the clementine segments.

serves 8 

Three months ago, this crazy beautiful woman (right) started asking me out. However, I was stupid and said no all the times she asked, for two months. One day I realized what I was turning down, so I finally said yes. That is probably the best decision of my life. Even though we have only been dating for a month, I know, that I have never ever before been this happy. I have the best, most gorgeous and stubborn girlfriend in the world.


-Admin GCV

You, Foggy, Karen and another couple of friends of yours were standing in the middle of the room, waiting for Matt to come home.
The lock finally clicked and he entered; he probably heard your heartbeats from afar but you couldn’t care much.

“Happy Birthday!” you all exclaimed and he rose his head and gave you one of the best surprised smiles you have ever seen. 

He threw his bag apart and run towards you. “Guys, you didn’t have to!”

“Don’t be silly!” Karen said laughing “Wait here, I’ll go and grab the presents. They’re hidden somewhere, even if… I guess it’s a bit useless…” she said embarrassed.

He chuckles and after he thanked all your friend one by one you hug him.

“I knew there was a surprise but I didn’t expect this!” he said stroking your hair and placing a kiss on your cheek.

“You knew?”

“I overheard you…”

“Oh, I should have knew that… Next time I’ll change State and maybe you won’t spoil you everything!” you laugh and kiss him “I love you. Happy Birthday.”

HEY Taylor...

So taylorswift hi, I’m Kaitlyn. You do follow me on here even though I’m not quite sure how because the day you followed I literally hadn’t been on tumblr for a couple of days and I decided to check tumblr and the only activity I had was you following me. So THANKS FOR THAT… it was probably one of the best things that happened to me and I will never forget it. Even though you do follow me, you haven’t ever liked any of my posts and that is why I introduced myself in the beginning of this paragraph (?) Well anyways, I mainly decided to make this post because I have a few friends who are SUCH huge fans of yours and you haven’t followed them yet and I know it would make them so incredibly happy if you followed them. I love you so much and I hope that one day I’ll get to meet you. Okay here they are….

Andrea - 1989sfearless (this is her fan blog for you but if you want to give her other main blog a follow it is andrearexach )

Aleigh - m-i-ld

Bel - halseycliffords


Jessy - rhymehernamewiththings



LWD & SKOP challenge Day 11: Poppy & Sam’s day or Garrison & Willow’s day

“Take it,” she repeats, her opinion unchanging. Her neck elongates, like she’s holding her fucking breath. “I just want the best for you.”
“The best for me is to be with you.” His nose flares, restraining emotion. “I’m a better fucking person when I’m with you.” He rubs his face a couple times, and any doubt I’ve ever had about him just fucking disappears. I can see how much they emotionally care about one another. How much they probably have this whole fucking time.
“Don’t be afraid,” she whispers to him. “You can do anything on your own. I know you can.” Her glasses fog up and she takes them off.
His reddened eyes meet hers, and his brown hair brushes his lashes. He clasps her  hand, threading their fingers. And he says, “I love you.”
Tears squeeze out of her eyes.
“No matter where we are, you’re always going to be my girl.”
Four years is a long fucking time, but maybe it’ll work.
We all can empathize with first love.
Even Connor.
Meryl Davis And Charlie White
Get to know the 2014 Olympic gold medal ice dancers.

Here’s a quick recap on why our 2014 Olympic ice dance gold medalists are so memorable, inspiring, admirable, and extraordinary.

1. Their perfect first tweets

One person following your Twitter, Charlie? How many do you have now—106.4K and counting? I think that gold medal just might’ve caused a spike in your follower count…

Charlie joined the world of Twitter a few months before Meryl did, but that doesn’t make her first tweet any less iconic. This is probably one of the best and most Meryl Davis things in the world, to be so wonderfully uncertain and selflessly kind.

2. Just a couple of kids… with a whole lot of talent

Is that not the cutest thing you’ve ever seen (besides maybe pictures of really cute puppies)? They’ve been partners for their entire careers, which goes all the way back to 1997.

3. Speaking of puppies, their love of puppies

Meryl, when will you get a puppy? When? I’m waiting. I’ve been waiting for a long, long time. I need you to get a puppy and tweet constant updates so I can follow along with the puppy’s life. Your puppy could be best friends with DJ and Finn!

Meryl + Charlie + puppies = happiness.

4. Charlie and Tanith’s wedding

I think we’re all here for this relationship. In case you need to be caught up, Tanith Belbin and Ben Agosto were an ice dance team who competed against Meryl and Charlie. Oh, and also, Tanith and Charlie were dating. But then they got engaged. And now they are married.

5. Their determination

Just for the record, no matter how easy they make it look, you don’t become an Olympic gold medalist overnight. You fall and you bruise and you get back up and try again…and again…and again. You keep trying until it’s perfect, and then you try some more.

6. Classroom Champions

Meryl and Charlie also make YouTube videos to connect with middle schoolers and teach them about things such as goal-setting, trust, honesty, perseverance and making healthy choices. I’m not a middle schooler, but I’m not ashamed to say that I’ve watched them all…probably several times.

To be fair, sometimes DJ makes guest appearances.

7. Their Crispix box

This is a weird point to make, but is there anyone who hasn’t dreamed of being on a cereal box? How cool is that? (I still have six of these from 2014. It’s totally fine.)

8. Charlie’s hair

Let’s not pretend you didn’t shed a tear when Charlie’s curls disappeared. It was a pretty emotional day for every figure skating fan out there. Even Meryl was shocked.

Charlie’s curls are a sweeping sensation. They blew around him as he skated and stole all of our hearts simultaneously. They’ve even secured their own place on the Internet with a Twitter account.

As you can tell, Charlie’s hair is kind of a big deal.

9. Their three, yes three, Olympic medals

In case you needed any more proof that hard work pays off, they have not one, not two, but three Olympic medals—one of each, gold, silver and bronze. From their silver in 2010 to their bronze from the team event in 2014, all the way to their gold, if you ever need motivation to work hard at what you love, this is it.

10. Their Olympic gold winning free dance

Two years later, this is still one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen. The first time I watched it live on my phone in a classroom senior year, I fell in love, and I watched this video every single day for months afterwards. Meryl and Charlie manage to weave magical stories with their skating, and at the end when they embrace and say, “I love you,” you can feel their relief and pride, and you feel almost as though you were there with them through all the hard work and hardships, and you’re proud of them too.

11. Their kindness

They are absolutely the most generous and humble human beings I’ve met to date.

Meryl and Charlie are compassionate, thoughtful and driven, and they’ve managed to inspire a whole new generation of figure skaters to follow their lead and never give up on their dreams. If you’ve never gotten to see them skate in person, it’s something you don’t want to miss out on. It’s hard to believe, but Charlie’s curls are even more wonderful in real life. I was lucky enough to meet them last year, and I can safely say that the moment Meryl Davis handed me a piece of her chocolate, was one of the sweetest I’ve experienced to date.

Telling Calum you're pregnant


You were dating Calum for 2 and a half years now. The two of you moved in together a couple months before he left for tour. And that’s where he was now, on tour, for the last 2 months. You missed him like crazy.

The night before  he left was probably one of the most amazing nights you’d ever had. But ever since that night you had been feeling nauseous when you woke up and had weird food cravings. You told your best friend and she suggested you take a pregnancy test. You went to the store, bought the test and went home.

When you got home you walked to the bathroom and took the test. You put it on the counter and waited.


Your head shot up, the test was done. You walked over to the counter and looked at the test, it was positive. You were pregnant with Calum’s baby. Calum, how was he going to react? Does he want this baby? Do you want this baby? Yes. You want this baby and you are going to raise this baby with our without Calum. You hoped it would be the ‘With Calum’ option.

You decided to call a doctor to schedule a ultrasound appointment.

*the next day*

Today was your doctor’s appointment. You got in your car and drove to your doctor. When you arrived you sat down in the waiting area. After ten minutes you got called in to a room and were told to lay down. The nurse squeezed a really cold gel on your belly and moved the stick thingy around. ‘congratulations.’ She said ‘you’re pregnant. Here is the baby’s tiny head.’ That’s when you started to cry. There was your baby, your beautiful baby. The nurse gave you some pictures of your baby and then you left.

You sat in your car not knowing what to do. Then you decided to visit Cal’s mom and tell her, she always knows what to do.

You arrived at the house and when Joy opened the door she engulfed you in a warm hug. “hii (Y/N) darling, I missed you!’ “I missed you too Joy!’ You answered. ‘I have to talk to you about something.’ ‘What is it darling? Oh come inside and I’ll make us some tea.’ The two of you went inside and sat down on the couch with some tea. ‘So what did you want to talk about dear?’ Joy said. ‘uhm well, there is something that I need your help with because I don’t know how to tell Calum. I’m…I’ll just show you.’ You grabbed one of the pictures out of your bag and gave it to Joy. When she saw the picture her eyes immediately started to tear up. ‘Oh my… you’re pregnant? This… this is amazing! I’m gonna be a grandmother. Oh My… we have to tell Calum!’ ‘yeah I know I have to but I don’t know how and I’m afraid of how he will react…’ You say a little bit ashamed. ‘Oh Darling he loves you so much! Before he left we talked and he said that he really wants to have kids with you. I think he meant a little later but I’m sure he will love this baby just as much as he loves you!’ Now you were crying too. You and Joy hugged for a while and then made a plan on how to tell Calum. You were gonna sent him a package with a letter. The letter ‘written’ by your baby and in the box two soccer goals. You mailed him the package that afternoon.

Calum pov:

The boys and I were just hanging out in our hotel room when I heard Mikey scream that there was a package for me. I walked to my room with the package. I opened the package, inside were two football goals and a letter. I thought it were probably some fans who sent them. I then opened the letter and read it.

Hii Calum,

Or should I say daddy. You don’t know me yet, I know that, but I wanted to tell you that I can’t wait to meet you. Mommy says you are going to be a great daddy! I also don’t know if I’m a boy or a girl yet but I know I’ll love playing soccer with you. That’s why mommy and I sent you the goals (it was grandma Joy’s idea though).

I hope I’ll see you in 7 months daddy and mommy wanted me to ask you to call her:)

She is in your phone under the name ‘my beautiful (Y/N)’.

I love you Daddy

(p.s. mommy added a picture of me if you wanted to see what I look like)

(Y/N) was pregnant? I was going to be a dad? I was thinking when I felt a tear roll down my cheek. A happy tear. I snapped out of my daze and decided to call (Y/N).

‘hey cal’ She answered in her angelic voice.

‘hey baby, I miss you’ ‘I miss you too. Have you been crying? You sound like you have been crying.’ ‘Uhm yeah I have because I’m so happy.’ ‘What makes the Calum Hood so happy that he’d cry?’ ‘A letter from his unborn baby’ I paused for a moment

‘Is it true (Y/N)? Are you pregnant?’ I asked my voice full of hope. ‘yes Calum. Yes I am.’ I couldn’t be happier than right in that moment. I started crying again. ‘Oh my god (Y/N) this is amazing! I’m going to be a dad! I’m catching the next flight home, I want to hug and kiss you so bad right now. Are you okay? Do have morning sickness? I’ll be there soon.’ ‘I’m okay Calum and so is baby. You don’t have to leave tour for us.’ ‘oh dear (Y/N), so naïve, of course I’m leaving tour for my pregnant girlfriend!’ ‘YOUR WHAT?’ you heard the boys scream when they burst through the door. ‘you heard me, my pregnant girlfriend.’ ‘oh my god congratulations! YOU TOO (Y/N)!’ They screamed into the phone. ‘Baby I got to go. I’m going to book a plane ticket right now and I’ll see you within the next two days. I love you so so much!’ ‘I love you too baby, see you soon!’

Two days later I finally had my girl in my arms again and not only her but also my precious baby.


whooohoooh this is really cute if you ask me:) read the rest of my stories on wattpad


Things I enjoyed last month (and first day of Inktober! YAY!)

1. Letraset Bleedproof paper, it was featured on this video (if you’re curious)

2. A miniature easel. It was supposed to hold a mini canvas, but it’s perfect for your phone and watch videos while eating or doing the dishes. I bought it in Tiger for 1£

3. This Chewy sultana oatmeal cookies from Deliciously Ella, I’m addicted

4. My favourite movie this month has to be The Tale Of Princess Kaguya, and is probably one of the best movies I’ve watched this year

5. Oh! I’m also in love of the Cannellini Bean Stew recipe

6. I don’t know if I ever mentioned this here, but I love Vsauce. I’ve been watching Michel’s videos for a couple of years now, but I just needed to express my love to his work out loud.

7. Ed shared this amazing video of animated paintings and I’m still in shock how cool it is.

8. Chef’s table, amazing documentary series on Netflix.

9. Gilmore guys’ podcast, because they are incredible funny, they love Gilmore Girls and they are the perfect company while drawing or painting

10. Through the Woods, by Emily Carroll. Inspiring and terrifying at the same time.

11. Taming the Mammoth, the best article I’ve read this year so far

I hope September was a great month, my beloved nerds. Did you like anything you would want to share here?


ASW-G-08U Gundam Barbatos Uratsuki

This is probably the best attempt at a custom paint job I’ve ever done. I know it’s a very simple one, just being black and gold, but you can’t beat a classic color scheme.

As for what I actually did, I painted everything that was not white to black…

Well, ok, I did a bit more than that, but that was most of it. I looked at a couple 1/100 scale paint jobs and saw what areas of the skeleton that commonly had details added to them and did those in gold. The only gold on the armor are the inlays in the horns, the inner portion of the elbows, the inner portions of the backpacks, and the emblems. Other than that, everything that was not white is now black. Like I said: simple.

I’m not finished with the Uratsuki yet, as I still have plans for his weapon loadout, but it’ll be probably over $100 worth of kits for me to actually build what I want to build so it will probably be a very long while before I get that done.

octarine-ash  asked:

Will you do pairings for the canon meme? Because Deamus

Canon: “Seamus gave a great roar of delight and ran to hug his best friend.”

^^^THAT. THAT HAPPENED. They go a year without seeing one another and Seamus has missed Dean so much he can’t even words. ROAR OF DELIGHT. And he doesn’t just walk okay, he probably wasn’t even that far from the entrance way even, he could have been chill but no he’s not, he’s running STRAIGHT INTO DEAN’S ARMS. This is one of the best lines JK has ever written.

Headcanon: Obviously they stay close their entire lives. I won’t say FOR SURE they end up together (they did) because JK Rowling doesn’t believe in anything but heterosexual couples and would probably pair Seamus off with Padma given the chance, but whatever way you slice it these two are soulmates and whether they’re “together” or not they will always be best friends.

Heartcanon: JK should have written SOMETHING to make them canon. Like anything. Or even just an entry on Pottermore. A throwaway line in an interview. I’m not picky.

Soulcanon: They’re together. Together together. Married together. Have children together. Deamus is real.

Crotchcanon: Tbh I think they have the most active sex lives of any of their friends. They literally can’t keep their hands off one another.

Send me a character/pairing and I’ll tell you my “canons” for them