probably-already-been-done

  • Evan: Connor, please, I beg of you, I will do anything to keep you from doing that!
  • Connor: Okay, saw off your pinky toe.
  • Evan: No.
  • Connor: Shave your head.
  • Evan: No.
  • Connor: Have sex with Jared.
  • Evan: No!
  • Connor: Okay, well I tried to be reasonable.