probably work on something else


i need one of these gigantic dragon trees on my team right now

Shawn Jackson and Hasse Bernfield, better known as Whit and Slug.  These two are Nana’s adopted grandsons, and certified little shits– ESPECIALLY Whit.  Both of them have spent most of their lives on the planet too.

Whit came to the planet with their (rich) family to live in one of the colony.  They got their nickname because of the old Whitworth rifle they carried around: it’s a family heirloom and they would always brag that they would inherit it and use it one day.  They’re kind of annoying, 110% sass, and a joker.  It was them who told Nana all that dumb shit that she totally believes.

Slug’s parents died in a mining accident and he became a bit of an outcast in the community.  He wouldn’t let anyone near him and ended up bullying kids out of food and money.  When he tried to steal from Whit, an outcast in their own right, they became fast friends.  He got his name from his weapon of choice: the shotgun.

Also Whit is totally pining for Slug.


Happy birthday !!! @dreamy-94

(honestly, it’s like 2am and i apologize for this terrible excuse for a birthday present I promise ill draw something better later

After Maedhros' rescue
  • Maglor: Hey Brother! I was working on a composition and I know I should probably be doing something else but you know music helps me relax
  • Maedhros: Yeah?
  • Maglor: You see I'm having trouble with a couple rhymes and I was wondering if you could give me a...oh...
  • Maedhros: Give you a what brother
  • Maglor: I'm so sorry
  • Maedhros: Come on, I wanna hear you say it

Clenches fist cause ilu archosaurman

BTS Reaction- Their girlfriend surprises them on their birthday with lingerie.


Jin would walk in, expecting to see you asleep since he’d come home so late. When he suddenly walked in on you laying on your bed in only lingerie, he’d stop, staring for a second. When he got his senses back, he’d tilt his head slightly, walking over with an amused grin. With you sitting there, he’d lean down, hovering over you with his palms on the bed on either side of your legs. He’d stare at you with amusement and lust, smirking before complimenting how you look.

Him- If I knew this would happen, I’d have come home sooner jagi…


Suga would be working at the computer, probably composing some songs or doing something else for work when you suddenly walk in. You’d stop in the door and he’d notice you there, looking up briefly before pausing suddenly and doing a double take. When he saw what you were wearing- or rather what you weren’t wearing- he’d lean back in his seat and lower his laptop computer. Placing a finger on his lip as you approached him, he’d already want you so bad. When you were close enough, he’d grab you by the hips and pull you to him fully.

Him- damn jagi…


J-Hope would be very excited, but at the same time this would make him a little giggly. He’d stare for a second, feeling his manhood get the better of him as thoughts rushed into his head. When you inched towards him, he’d laugh a little, not sure what to do with himself. When he adjusted, he’d smile smugly at you, walking towards you to close the space. Then he’d grab you by the waist and hold you close, staring down slightly at the fabric covering your top. When he met your eyes, there was no doubt about what was on his mind.

Him- I don’t think you know what you’re doing to me, jagi…


Namjoon would be shocked at first. He’d see you and just be surprised by how daring you were being tonight. After carefully taking in sight of your body laying on your shared bed, he’s smirk and walk over. He wouldn’t even really bother taking his shoes off before sitting on the bed and inching towards you. He’d be leaning over you, kissing you deeply already as he undid his tie from work. He’d be quick to get things started, but at the same time he’d be very slow. He’d want to take in every inch of you.

Him- Best birthday ever, jagiya


We all know Jimin is a sleazeball, but at first, I think he’d actually be really embarrassed. He’d look away, covering his mouth with a mad grin on his face. When he finally looked back, he’d nod to himself and walk over, taking in every inch of your body. When he was close enough, he’d reach out and grab your waist, holding you to him and smirking down at you. After muttering something greasy, he’d suddenly hoist you up, causing you both to laugh. Your laugh would be silenced, however, as his lips suddenly met yours and he carried you to the bed, plopping you both down on it and letting the real birthday fun start.

Him- damn babe, you look good…and all for me?


V would be super excited, but at first really shocked. His eyes would go wide and his mouth would gape a little as he saw you. When you stood up from where you were sitting and walked towards him, he’d take a step back, still staring. It wouldn’t be until after you’d planted a kiss on his face would his adorable smile appear. He’d be smiling wide and his hands would drift to hold yours without him even knowing. After licking his lips a little he’d suddenly take off running for the bedroom, pulling you along with him. It was time to enjoy his present.

Him- Come on babe, let’s have some fun!


Jungkook would be so cute. He’d see you sitting at the kitchen table in just lingerie and as soon as he did, he’d turn away, unable to help the grin on his face. He’d smile bigger and almost be laughing as you walked over and back hugged him suddenly. When you finally got him to look at you, his face would be red. Once this happened though, he’d start to get a little less nervous. He’d still be embarrassed as hell, but he’d pull you close and kiss you gently. When he pulled away, he’s look at you again and sigh before giving you a slight smirk and gaining confidence.

Him (ignore caption) - so this is my present, huh, jagi?….well I can’t say I’m disappointed…

~Admin Lexx

Did a birthday surprise thing in honor of ChimChim’s birthday! Happy Jimin Day 2015!!

Sexy Youtuber Dreams

Summary: Phil has something to say to Dan after he posts his collab with Tyler. 

Word Count: 850

Warnings: gets borderline sort of racy? Is Probably terrible writing?

A/N: I’ve been working on something else but this idea came to me about 0.3 seconds after I watched the ‘Never Have I Ever’ video so I had to write it. 

Dan was beyond entertained by the complete and utter freak out in the aftermath of the new video he had uploaded with Tyler.

He had lost count of the number of ‘DAN HAS READ FANFICTION FOR FUN!’ Posts he had seen pop up over the last few hours. He and Tyler had spent some time swapping screen caps. As he was smiling, casually scrolling through his dash, he suddenly felt another presence in the room. Phil. It was always like that. He just knew when Phil had entered the room. Any room. Filled with any amount of people.

He was somewhat pathetic.

‘Sexy dreams about Casper Lee huh?’ Phil asked.

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Uruha’s Blog ー Status Update

We finished the STANDING TOUR and all our shows in the local area so all that’s left now is the Makuhari LIVE, but we’re creating and producing at the moment which is why we gather with the other members everyday and spend our days working and having meetings.
I wish, we could tell you what we’re working on along with the information announcement but we’ll probably be working on something else by then so, I know, I said this was a status update, but I can’t really tell you a lot and it’s kinda frustrating.
By the way, not that it’s important, but today our manager treated us to some noodles and the moment I was about to start eating and grasped for the noodles with my chopsticks…
…they just broke with a snap and such a clean break, too!
what are the chances? lol


“Don’t answer it,” Quinn told Sam as she heard the familiar chime of his ringtone in his pocket. It wasn’t too often they got a night out, not with three girls at home constantly begging for their attention. Life lately seemed to be a whirlwind of dance lessons, music recitals and swim meets. They hadn’t even gotten out of the car at the restaurant.

“See, no big deal.” She told him when the phone stopped ringing knowing it was probably work or something else that could wait. If it was important, they’d call right back. Quinn knew Sam would check and see who it was anyhow just in case it was something important. Their date night was important.

Though when the phone started ringing again, Quinn knew he was going to have to answer it. With a sigh, she nodded because they both knew that too. Hopefully it wasn’t something overly important and they could finish their evening being going back home.

But there was probably something else, something more subtle and cultural, at play. Today, many healthcare organizations study the Toyota Production System, which is widely admired as a model for safe and defect-free manufacturing. One element of the TPS is known as “Stop the Line.” On Toyota’s busy assembly line, it is every frontline worker’s right — responsibility, really — to stop the line if he thinks something may be amiss. The assembly line worker does this by pulling a red rope that runs alongside the entire line.

When a Toyota worker pulls the cord for a missing bolt or a misaligned part, a senior manager scrambles to determine what might be wrong and how to fix it. Whether on the floor of an automobile manufacturing plant or a pediatrics ward, the central question in safety is whether a worker will “stop the line” — not just when she’s sure something is wrong but, more important, when she’s not sure it’s right.

Safe organizations actively nurture a culture in which the answer to that second question is always yes — even for junior employees who are working in unfamiliar surroundings and unsure of their own skills. Seen in this light, Levitt’s decision to talk herself out of her Spidey sense about the Septra dose represents one nurse’s failure in only the narrowest of ways. More disturbing, it points to a failure of organizational culture.
some of my least favorite dm group dance trends
  • maddie is the hero and all the other girls are villains 
  • alternatively, nia is the villain and all the other girls are heroes
  • maddie ends the group dance with a turn sequence 
  • floor work. all the time. 
  • dances based on shows/movies 
  • dances about other ethnicities/races/cultures 
  • kenzie does that one weird acro trick on the side while the other girls do something else (probably floor work)
  • maddie survives some tragic accident while all the other girls “die”

It’s such a typically Jisbon-style talk an also an illustration of how they have matured as a couple.
Lisbon, on the one hand, is surprised, she’s trying to interpret Jane’s intentions, wondering if it’s really what she’s been waiting for, whether this will make him stay by her side. She’s fighting her fears of seeing him leave again. We so rarely see her voice her needs and she most probably feels uncomfortable asking him about the ring but there’s no other question that seems as timely, as well as stating she has her needs too. When he left, she must have been thinking about the reasons why he did, and probably there was something else besides his panic of her work that made him leave to her. It must have been a torturous time for her, deeply traumatic. And it makes her overcome her everlasting consideration of his personal space and her desire to give him time, and ask him the question that had been on her mind for some time.
And Jane recognizes he was manipulating her into leaving her job, and I think it’s very much him recognizing that he was wrong and is trying to change something in his perception of Lisbon’s work, her point of view generally. And his words are also a hint that there’s more to come, he must have thought of the next step to make and he definitely wants Lisbon to see he’s there to stay with her and he’s entirely committed. He needs something potent to prove it, and he’s excited because he pictures himself and the love of his life living together on the land he bought, I think he’s allowed himself to be carried away imagining their life together here. And he wants Lisbon to share his excitement. And his words “It’s a start” are symbolic for that matter, the place is already beautiful, idyllic even but it needs some effort and work to put into and so does their relationship and he totally believes in it, he feel light-hearted, almost serene and excited about what their love nest is going to be like, he is so happy to show Lisbon this place, in his mind it’s comforting because finally it’s a permanent home where he’s never going to be alone anymore. He’s mind is more at peace. And he’s telling her about it subtly and he puts so much meaning into every phrase.