probably wont just like everybody else that says theyre going to

guardian angel!chenle

im so in love with chenle sfdshfjsdfklf im an unloyal hoe markhyuck look away


-so a lil BACKSTORY ON U

-you moved to a new school a few months ago and you couldnt really make friends with anyone :(((

-you lowkey got bullied and you knOW THAT BECAUSE YOU SEE THE GIRLS WHISPER WHENEVER YOURE AROUND

-so cliche

-you didnt really mind but it still sucked :///

-but *SUPERHERO MUSIC* CHENLE TO THE RESCUE

-one day at lunch you were sitting alone and suddenly you felt someone slide into the spot next to you

-next thing you know, a loud voice rings out “hi! im chenle, it’s nice to meet you!”

-”uh… hello…?”

-and later on when classes happened, you realized he was in every single one of your classes

-and then you found out he was also your neighbour???

-who is this creep and why is he stalking you??????

-you were too awkward to call him out but after a week or so you realized he was a really cute and smol precious guy

-your school life suddenly became less awful bc you had a best friend now!!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

-but little did you know this lil shit was fuckin keeping a secret from you

-he pulled you aside one day and bluntly stated “im your guardian angel”

-to which you laughed in his face bc ??????? BOI

-”lol chenle, youre amazing and shit but calling yourself my guardian angel is so lame smh”

-”no im actually your guardian angel. im not human.”

-”…. :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

-you didnt wanna believe him bUT he showed you his wings and you screamed

-it was lowkey weird having a guardian angel best friend but like perks amirite ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-he can get you anything you want

-after all, his goal is to make your life happy and enjoyable

-but you didnt want him to get you anything you want

-you didnt want things to just be handed to you

-you wanted to work for them

-”you know i can make all your wishes come true with a snap of my fingers right?”

-”i dont want that. that’s lazy and dumb.”

-”… out of the hundreds of people ive looked over, youre the first one to ever tell me that.”

-chenle fell in love with you at that moment :((((

-angels arent allowed to date humans

-like, ever???

-and he knew that but

-he couldnt help it

-even though he couldnt use magic to help you achieve your goals, he’ll use magic to get like chocolate for you whenever youre sad

-”chenle where’d you get this bubble tea?”

-”… hahahaha..hAHA”

-all the girls who used to gossip about you suddenly came up to you everyday and asked “omg hey!!111! so like, where’s chenle?”

-”…. if you dont get the fuck away from me you wont ever see chenle again :))))))))”

-cue chenle’s: ”y/NnNnnN YOU WONT EVER MAKE FRIENDS LIKE THAT”

-”THEY DONT WANNA BE MY FRIEND THEY JUST WANNA DATE YOU”

-”well i have my eye on someone else so it doesnt matter”

-”WHAT WHO”

-“IM NOT TELLING YOU”

-”WHY NOT??? IS IT SOME ANGEL GIRL????”

-”….”

-”SO IT IS”

-you didnt seem very upset about it but your heart went :((((

-i mean nothing changed in your friendship but it still hurt

-at one point of your friendship a lot of girls stopped approaching you asking about chenle but they also started gossiping about you more???

-and you didnt know why until one of them came up to and asked you “i heard youre dating chenle….. yeah u dont deserve him!!11!111!!”

-you were like ?????

-so on the walk back home after school with chenle, you told him that

-and his cheeks flare up what a bABY

-”w-why would they think that??”

-he was your best friend for years dude

-you literally couldnt remember a time where you were happier

-aaand that’s why everything went downhill :((

-chenle knocked on your door at like 9 in the morning on a saturday smh and was like “wanna go on an adventure?”

-so you were like “:(((( ok” 

-you felt like something was wrong but you kinda just ignored it

-so on your walk the bad feeling pursued because chenle was so awkward during it

-eventually you two ended up in a park and he stopped you two

-”hey…. y/n i need to tell you something”

-”yeah chen?”

-DONT MAKE THIS HARDER THAN IT ALREADY IS SDFBHDSLFKNKM

-”… im leaving… i got the message a few days ago and-”

-”wait… what?

-youre… youre not my guardian angel anymore?”

“… im sorry”

-”youre sorry? i guess you werent sorry enough to tell me earlier?”

-”y/n, please listen to me-”

-”when are you leaving?”

-”… in two days”

-”two days? two days? so youre just going to throw this friendship away, huh? we’ve been best friends for years! youre just gonna leave like this?”

-”you know i dont have a choice!”

-and you did

-you knew he didnt have a choice but god you were so fucking in love with him and he was your best fucking friend you had every right to be mad but you also had every right to sit the fuck down

-”… y/n?”

-”dont ever fucking talk to me again chenle.”

-his last day was monday

-and somehow the entire school knew he was ‘moving away’ so all the girls flocked to him

-he didnt care about any of them tho

-all he cared about was you

-but you couldnt even look in his direction without tearing up

-no bff chenle interactions for the entire day :((

-after school you two walked together in silence

-right as he dropped you off he mumbled “im leaving tonight”

-you clenched your jaw to bite back the tears and spit out “fine.”

-you didnt know whether or not to go over and become best friends with him again but he was gonna be gone in a few hours so what’s the point?

-youre too stubborn to apologize anyway

-at around 10pm you started getting fidgety because fuck what if he’s gone already what if it’s too late?

-but then your mom came into your room and told you chenle was waiting for you at the door so you felt a smol weight being lifted off your shoulders

-”you know im leaving in two hours right?”

-”yeah and?”

-”… y/n cant you be my best friend again? for another two hours? for our last two hours?”

-chenle was a desperate hoe but you were lowkey too so

-”… dont you get it chen? if we become best friends again… even for two hours… it’ll just make everything harder”

-at that point chele just couldnt take it anymore

-”god youre so fucking dumb y/n”

-”… what?”

-”havent you noticed? everybody else in school has and fuck, probably even the angels too. everyone else but you”

-”noticed what?”

-”noticed that im so god damn in love with you”

-you slapped your hand over his mouth and hissed “shut up youre not supposed to fall in love with humans!”

-”so you dont like me back huh? i shouldve known.” his eyes became glossy and dark and he looked like he was about to cry

-you decided ‘fuck it lmao he’s leaving in 2 hours anyway’

-”chen youre a fucking dumbass ive been in love with you for so long and you didnt even have a CLUE”

-chenle stopped breathing for a good minute before he grinned and glanced up at the sky

-”god im about to be thrown out of heaven for you”

-before you could even question him he presses his lips against yours and rests his forehead on yours when he pulls away

-you didnt even realize you were crying until you felt chenle wiping your tears away

-”youre the only thing that ever made me feel this way, you know? i just thought being an angel was easy because we had no feelings but… i guess i was wrong.

-y/n i-”

-”dont say it. you know theyre listening and-”

-”i love you.”

-*cue cliche drizzle of rain*

-”chenle…”

-”say it back to me before i have to leave because god am i going to get in so much trouble for this”

-the rain came down harder like it was egging you on so you said fuck it and

-”chenle i love you too.”

chensung!couple au

i have such an awful writer’s block im so sorry i havent written anything im sorry


-SMOL BABIES AHHHHHH

-these two are so young they dont even know what love means

-they have the best friend type of relationship where you barely know theyre dating

-they dont do ANY type of skinship

-like, chenle always tries to hold jisung’s hand but jisung nOPES OUT OF THERE

-chenle probably tries kissing jisung’s cheek 50 times a day only to have jisung run away screeching

-cue chenle’s “oh my gawd!!11!!11!1!!”

-these two probably have secret dance practices together where they both just fool around for 95% of the time 

-theyre like closeted high school jocks

-”bro…”

-”yeah bro”

-”i think i love you man…:”

-”lol that’s gay”

-”lol we’re gay”

-”lol”

-”lol ;)”

-jisung probably asks chenle to sing him to sleep

-he likes calling him at late nights to do so bc chen’s voice is always so soft and quiet and rough at late times

-and he can always tell when chen’s smiling sleepily and jisung’s heart just tightens and he feels like he’s about to die

-but in the best way possible

-theyre literal children who just joke around like kids but there’re those times where everything seems to slow down and all they can see is each other and they both live for those moments

-their dates consist of ice cream and video games aHH

-when jisung is really tired, he’ll rest his head on chenle’s shoulder and that’s like one of the only times he’ll let chen kiss his forehead/cheek

-SHARING FOOD AHHHHHHHHH 

-they don’t feed each other bc awkward™️ but they just eat off of each other’s plates all the time 

-psttt chenle is jisung’s personal cheerleader 

-“GIVE ME A J" 

-"pls leave chen”

-cheerleader!chenle x basketball player!jisung

-ok so chenle has a dog right

-and like, when he showed jisung his dog, jisung sCREECHED

-jisung probably likes his dog more than he likes chenle honestly

-one time jisung was running towards chenle and his dog with his arms open like he was gonna hug chenle

-but last second he falls down and hugs his dog instead

-jisung and chen are like the same height ut jisung will go on his toes so he can rest his elbow on chen’s head

-chen finds it cute so it’s ok smh

-excessive use of ‘bro’

-”chen is you say oh my god one more time im going to make u swallow that tree over there”

-”jisung you cant dance battle that pigeon”

-”it was looking at me funny!!”

-one time, chenle sang “you are my destiny” obnoxiously loudly every time jisung walked into the room which made jisung immediately nope out

-jisung likes watching chen perform but he likes seeing chenle practice even more

-he likes seeing the determination light up chenle’s eyes and he likes seeing how concentrated he is

-it’s why he fell in love with this dweeb in the first place

-everybody else found out jisung liked chenle before chenle did

-jisung always had heart eyes whenever he looked at chen and this lil bby was slick about it either

-he spent FOREVER confessing bc he kept thinking chen had a crush on ren or smth

-he ended up trying to get over him

-but he couldnt which made him really sad

-lovesick lil puppy </3

-jisung didnt even confess on purpose

-he like, half confessed

-so like before they were a thing

-chenle noticed how different and weird jisung was acting

-so in the middle of the night, chen snuck into jisung’s bed

-and he knew he was awake bc jisung immediately tensed up

-”jisung-ah?”

-jisung wanted to d i e 

-”yeah chen?” 

-”what’s wrong?”

-”what do you mean?”

-”well, one, you wont face me and two, you havent been yourself lately”

-jisung didnt know how to respond without his feelings spilling out into a word vomit so he bites his tongue and shuts up

-”sungie, you can tell me what’s wrong-”

-”no, no youll hate me forever and you wont wanna be friends anymore”

-”how could that ever happen? jisung youre one of my best friends-”

-”exactly!”

-at this point tears are stinging jisung’s eyes and he’s trying to melt into the bed

-”jisung… i care about you so much, why cant you trust me…?”

-”i do trust you and i care about you too but in ways you wont understand”

-”what?”

-”im so fucking in love with you and it hurts so much”

-chen is literally so speechless, he cant talk and jisung takes it as he doesnt wanna be friends anymore

-so jisung chokes out a sorry and he gets out of his bed but chenle finally registers what’s happening and gRABS HIM BACK

-”nO COME BACK I LOVE YOU TOO”

-dweebs that do homework together

-whenever they go on dates taeyong and the rest of the chensung protection squad™️ stalks them bUT OUT OF GOOD INTENTIONS ♡ 

-tl;dr the smollest and cutest couple on the block protect them  

nct dream!siblings au

take two sighs

i’ll have the students au up soon! or sometime next week hopefully


mark

-this chiLD

-you guys would bicker sososo much but it’d always be jokingly and over dumb things

-who can eat a full jar of peanut butter the fastest, who can stuff the most cookies in their mouth without choking or almost throwing up, etc

-you two are a literal mess, your parents can never leave you alone

-one time, your parents made the mistake of doing so

-and they came back to the couch pushed over

-they were gone for 5 minutes

-you two were also like 7 with 0 arm strength

-long story short, you two were having a contest to see who could push the couch over and one of you got confused

-so instead of one of you at a time trying to push the couch both of you TACKLED it together and knocked it over

-they havent left you alone in the house ever since

-you two are WRECKS

-you guys manage to mess everything up in 0.234234 seconds

-mark’s the type of brother to bring pads/tampons to school for you if you bleed down there once a month

-he’s such a sweetheart

-you guys probably walk to school together and walk home together too

-whenever one of you buy ice cream or coffee, you buy an extra for your sibling!!! it’s so cute and pure awh

-mark would honestly just give you the world if he could and so would you bc you two are so cute and precious you guys are sibling goals


haechan

-SASS FIESTA OMG

-SO MANY SASS-OFFS

-you guys argue SO much

-people wonder how you guys havent murdered each other yet

-you guys pretend like you dont know each other at school but everybody knows youre related bc you both have the same resting bitchface

-even tho you guys pretend to hate each other, you both care about each other a lot

-you love each other a lot even tho you dont say it out loud, it’s just a given between the two of you

-like mark, if one of you guys buy coffee or w/e, you’ll also buy one for the other

-BUT you’ll like, give it to one of their friends instead of giving it to each other directly

-tsunderes af smh

-hae caught you once tho omg

-so like, you woke up earlier than him and went to school without him but on the way you stopped for coffee

-but the line was so long, hae managed to get to school before you

-so when you got to school, you were about to give it to his friend but hae jumped out from like, behind the lockers or somethin and screamed “AH-HA” like a loser and you almost spilled the coffee on yourself

-even tho you guys tease each other a lot, you dont let anyone else do so or else they’d be like murdered

-”nO ONE CAN CALL MY SISTER/BROTHER A BITCH EXCEPT ME!!!111!!1!1!! HOLD ME BACK MARK BEFORE I DO SOMETHING THAT COULD SEND ME TO JAIL!!!!!” -haechan 2k16

-you guys would be the siblings that hate each other but would help hide a body for the other if needed

-you two are brutally honest with each other

-”hey y/n, do you think eunbi would say yes if i asked her out”

-”HELLLLLLL NO LMFAO ARE YOU DUMB OMG”

-you guys are hella skeptical and judgy of every boyfriend/girlfriend you two have

-but only bc you two secretly care for each other <3


chenle

-THIS BOY IS THE SWEETEST BROTHER EVER OMG

-it doesnt matter if youre older or younger, he’ll be SO CARING AND PROTECTIVE

-he cares about you so much please love him

-ok so if you can sing, you two would be the most talented siblings ever

-but if you cant, that’s ok, he doesnt mind, he’ll make you sing with him anyway

-if you can sing, he’ll challenge you to singing battles and high note battles 24/7

-he is BRUTAL with these things, he doesnt hold back

-singing battles with him are hardcore dude

-if you can sing, he’d be the type of person to make a yt channel for you guys to post covers on aw omg

-you two would join talent shows together too oh my godddd

-everybody would be so envious of you two

-the cutest sibling duo ever

-chen’s ALWAYS ALWAYS there for you and you are for him too!!

-he’s such a precious angel bean how many times do i have to say this

-he always keeps your secrets and never tells a soul, he takes em to his grave

-probably lends you money too

-sometimes he has trouble standing up for himself and people take advantage of his niceness

-but youre always there for him!!!! you swoop in and save the day for him!!

-he looks up to you a lot bc of that

-he doesnt know how to make it up to you so he always just listens to your problems or anything you wanna let out anytime you want

-if you couldnt sleep, you can always go to his room and ask him to sing you to sleep

-it can be like 3am and he’d still sing you to sleep, all groggy and stuff

-he’d let you sleep on his bed too what a sweetheart oh my gosh

-he probably brings pads/tampons to school if you need them too

-you two are basically akmu


renjun

-at school, he’s all quiet and stuff but you know how insane he can be

-all the students at your school are like ”is your brother ok?? why is he so quiet all the time???” but you and his friends KNOW

-you guys wont say anything tho bc he has to keep his quiet mysterious rep man

-you guys are so loud and crazy with each other, he’s a completely different person when he’s with you

-you two are really close, you know each other better than you know yourselves

-renjun probably has a lot of crushes but are wayyy too afraid to ask them out

-but he has you!!!!!!! you help him out however you can

-like once, he had a crush on one of your close friends

-and normally, you’d be like “hELLLLLLL NO BYE” but it was renjun!! your precious bro!!! so you were like “okok i’ll ask him/her about it!!”

-and if your friend liked ren back, then great!! they would be the cutest couple ever omg

-BUT if your friend didnt like ren back then you would never EVER LET REN FIND OUT

-every time he asked you about it, you would avoid the topic and awkwardly laugh it off

-you did it so much that he eventually figured it out himself

-”y/n you dont have to hide it from me anymore, i already know”

-”ok well i have fifty tubs of ice cream and a whole playlist of old disney tv shows so take all the time ya need to heal man iM RIGHT HERE FOR YOU”

-he loves you so much for that he tears up right then and there

-which makes you hug him real tight and he starts bawling

-cute sibling moment~

-you guys exchange knowing glances a lot in the hallways and lowkey/highkey creep people out

-ren’s the type of brother to wake you up at 1am for absolutely no reason


jaemin

-what a playbOY *exo music plays in the background*

-he is such a flirt you hate him for that

-have you seen that smile smh

-you two dont talk a lot but you guys are still close nonetheless

-your friends all have crushes on him ew gross what the heck!!!

-he knows how to use his looks to get you guys things it makes you feel bad but not really bc free stuff

-he always goes to you for problems

-even if theyre dumb

-you get sick of it but you help him out anyway

-one time he had a HUGE PROBLEM

-his heart was broken ;-;

-someone dumped him (for the first time ever!!) but he really liked this person ;-;-;-;

-he locked himself in his room and refused to go on any dates (which scared you even tho it usually annoyed you when he went on like 50 dates in a day)

-and you got vv worried bc!! my smol bro!!! what’s happening????!?!?!?!

-so you went to his room and found him trying to take a nap and he had his earbuds on and the music was so loud, you could hear it really clearly and it broke your heart </3

-tl;dr, the next 2 hours were filled with tears and hugs and bad puns

-he doesnt say it but he looks up to you a lot

-a lot of people say he’s only a playboy but you know how much of a sweetheart he really is

-he appreciates you a lot for that too bc you never changed your perspective on him even after he’s changed a lot

-bc even tho you two dont hang out a lot, when you do, it makes you feel like you two are little kids again


jeno

-THIS BOYYYYYY

-HE TEASES YOU SO MUCH

-he probably judges your fashion sense

-he’s so protective!!

-but not like overly

-he’s like a helicopter mom but he knows his boundaries

-whenever you get a boyfriend/girlfriend, he’s always like

-”HOW DID YOU TWO MEET?? IS HE/SHE NICE TO YOU?? ANY TATTOOS??? PIERCINGS?? IS HE/SHE IN A GANG???? IS HE/SHE RICH???”

-”ew get away from me loser” -u 24/7

-you two are SO close

-the bff siblings

-you guys do EVERYTHING together

-you walk to school together, go to the movies together, go shopping together (he gives surprisingly good fashion advice), roast people together (it’s your specialty), etc etc

-he cares about you a lot even tho he wont ever say it out loud

-you guys get into a lot of trouble together but jeno always finds a way to dig you out of it

-he’s the kid in school that has connections with EVERYBODY

-you dont have any connections but you have jeno!!! he hooks you up man

-he annoys you so much but his eye smiles make up for it!!

-he’s the type of brother to wake you up at like 4am and ask you to make him a sandwich

-you’d be mad but you wanted a sandwich too so you just let him drag you to the kitchen

-you get busted bc jeno accidentally drops a plate (he bumped into a chair and screamed)

-jeno teases you a lot BUT YOU KNOW HIS SECRET

-HIS ONE TRUE FEAR

-HE’S TERRIFIED OF BUTTERFLIES AND MOTHS i am too jeno it’s all ok

-one time for his birthday, you gave him a real life butterfly as a gag gift

-he cried for 7 hours minutes straight

-he was 14

-you promised to never give him a butterfly/moth as a gift ever again but you still point them out when you two walk to school or somethin

-he probaby lets you put makeup on him and style his hair as long as he gets like food or something in return for it

-you guys are so close you like and hate the same food too it’s kinda creepy


jisung

-remember when i said chen was the sweetest brother ever

-HE HAS COMPETITION

-jisung’s the type of brother to try to bake a cake for your birthday and end up failing

-he probably burns a few things too

-like the entire kitchen

-he gets it from mark

-the sweetest smiles ever!!!

-if youre ever sad, he dances for you to cheer you up

-he’s an awkward lil baby but he probably brings you tampons/pads if you need them too

-he’s probably really bad with relationships

-he’s like your child (even if youre younger)

-you baby him a lot even tho you know he can handle himself

-he works really hard too and when he does, he forgets to eat and take care of himself

-so youre always there to feed him and make him sleep when he goes into hardwork mode!!!

-he buys you lil gifts whenever he finds something that reminds him of you

-you have a box full of em

-you two will do anything for each other

-you will protect jisung with your LIFE

-and jisung would do the same for you!!

-you wont let him date any of your friends bc your friends are too ‘unpure’ and will ‘taint him’

-like chen, he’ll take your secrets to his grave

-you pinch his cheeks a lot!!!!

-the cutest siblings ever omg

-you guys dont argue at all omg

-jisung may seem like an angel but he can be the most devious lil shit ever

-you LOVE to ruffle his hair

-you guys go to places a lot (with chen and ren!!!)

-one of the boys probably develop a crush on you but JISUNG WILL NOT HAVE IT!!!!!!!!

-”LISTEN HERE U LOSERS DONT TOUCH MY SISTER/BROTHER OR YOULL CATCH THESE HANDS”

-you have to hold him back

-you guys also probably bingewatch disney movies together

-and sing the songs obnoxiously loudly but it’s adorable

nct dream!best friends au

I CLICKBAITED THE TITLE EVEN THO YOU DIDNT CLICK ON THIS IT’S ONLY MARK HAE AND JENO IM SORRY


mark

-mark would be the CUTEST best friend ever

-he’s practically your brother dude

-at first people thought you guys were siblings bc you guys did everything together

-walking to school, walking home to school, going on bubble tea adventures together, EVERYTHING

-people also thought you guys were dating but you laughed in their faces

-”ME?? DATE HIM???? DONT YOU SEE IM SO OUT OF HIS LEAGUE LMFAO BOI I HAVE STANDARDS”

-*cue a single tear running down mark’s face*

-but like, if mark asked you to be his fake boyfriend/girlfriend, you’d do it

-you care about him man!!! youd do anything for him

-if someone flirts with you and you seem extremely uncomfortable, cUE MARK SWOOPING IN AND HELPING YOU OUT

-”ayyyyy, baby who’s this?” -mark, as he flings an arm around your shoulder

-you were just like “????? LOL WYD” but then you realized he was helping you out and went along with it

-you can call mark at like 4am and ask him to help you out with anything and he’d be over in a second

-literally

-he lives like, right beside you

-or he did live beside you, before he left for korea ;-;

-bUT THAT’S FOR LATER

-when he did live in vancouver, you guys were neighbours and he could literally climb into your bedroom through your window

-he only did it once tho bc he almost fell and he’s not about that life

-he raps random things under his breath and youre literally the only one who can understand him

-he raps to you and asks you for your opinion omg!!!!

-you guys share food a lot

-like, if he has food, it’s automatically your food too

-one time, you had a piece of bread at school (YOU WERE RUNNING LATE AND BREAD WAS THE ONLY THING YOU COULD GRAB DONT QUESTION YOURSELF)

-and he walked up to you, saw your bread and took a bite out of it before saying hi

-a bunch of your friends were there too and they were like “??? um r u just gonna let him do that to you y/n”

-sometimes it backfires tho

-like, hear me out man

-one time, you ate this AWFUL piece of mochi

-you took a bite and was like “oMG MARK U GOTTA TRY THIS IT’S… SO GOOD!!”

-so he was like “omg ok!!” and took a bite

-he started choking and screaming about how bad it was

-if youre really clumsy and shit, you and mark are literal messes together

-you destroy EVERYTHING together

-in stores where there are toy sections, youre the type of people to turn on a toy and run away bc you cant turn the toy off

-you guys are also the type of people the bump into the shelves and knock everything down

-BUT if you arent a mess, you look out for him a lot

-whenever you walk together, he’d trip but you’d grab the back of his shirt and yank him back up before he meets the ground

-you two would be crossing the street and he’d start walking into oncoming traffic but you’d pULL him back and yell at him about safety and shit oh my goddd

-”YOU COULDVE FUCKING DIED YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD DONT DO THAT TO ME OMG”

-he’s so touched bc omg you care about him!!!

-i gotta end this it’s getting too long omg


haechan

-hae is basically your mom

-he gives you the BEST advice in the SASSIEST ways

-you like taking him shopping bc he gives good fashion advice

-he is BRUTALLY honest

-”haE WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS TOP”

-”uh unless youre trying to attract old sugar daddies born in the 80s, i dont think so honey”

-youre a HUGE sweetheart to other people but when youre around hae, youre a completely different person

-”oh omg, hi jaehee!! how are you today???” -you to a classmate

-”lmFAO SUP DWEEB WANNA GET COFFEE AFTER SCHOOL, YOURE PAYING” -you to hae on a daily basis

-your parents consider him as their son

-theyre always like “why arent you more like haechan y/n???”

-but youre always like “YOU DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND MOM, HE’S A DEMON”

-you put his contact name as “demon bitch” 

-he put yours as “demon sidekick”

-when he buys food for himself, he buys food for you too

-you never question it

-”hey lmfao nice shirt it looks ugly” -hae, as he casually hands you a sandwich

-”lol thanks, it’s yours” -you, taking a bite of the sandwich

-you guys roast each other CONSTANTLY if you havent noticed

-hae trips one time and you started laughing really hard and screamed “NICE FUCKING JOB NERD”

-to be fair, hae teases you for all your spelling mistakes and typos

-you texted him “yo where are yuo”

-and he responded with “idek man where’re Y U O”

-”stfu dude you know what i meant”

-”*yuo”

-fuck dude it bothers you so much lmfao 

-your parents let him into the house one time but like, you guys didnt discuss any plans so you didnt know

-he barged into your room with a bottle of nestea and flopped down on your bed and pulled out his phone like it was his fucking bedroom lmfao

-the first time he did that, it scared the shit out of you but after awhile, you got used to it so all you do when he does that now is just carry on with whatever you were doing

-you’d be like on your laptop at your desk and he’d walk in 

-and you’d say like “hi dweeb” and he’d respond with “sup bitch”

-you guys can go to each other’s houses and just stay on your phones for the entire duration of the visit

-you guys would show each other dumb videos and dank memes during those silent visits tho lmfao

-you guys like sending memes to each other

-you’d send a meme to him at like 3am and he’d respond with more memes instead of questioning you

-when you post selfies, he’s alway the one to comment “SLAY QUEEN HOLY FUCK” or “ew ur walls are an ugly colour” there’s literally no in-between

-i feel like you two are snapchat hoes and use it all the time together lmfao

-you guys probably sing badly really loudly all the time

-like, hae’s voice is life man but he’s like, SCREAMING the lyrics with you

-you probably try to do lyric pranks on hae but he is not about that life

-you guys roast each other and shit but wont let anyone else do the same

-you guys tell each other EVERYTHING

-like, if someone says shit about you to hae and hae ‘promises not to tell’, he’ll tell you as soon as he sees you in person

-”this bitch told me that they didnt like you, so theyre dead to me now”

-HAE IS SUCH A LOWKEY SWEETHEART AND YOU KNOW THAT


jeno

-OH MY GODDD JENOO’S THE TYPE OF BESTFRIEND THAT IS ALWAYS POSITIVE AND HAPPY AND CHEERFUL

-everybody’s always like “omg how is jeno so happy and positive all the time??? he never cries or is sad!!!”

-but youve seen him cry countless times and everybody else hasnt spoken to his sad soul at 4am :///

-he doesnt want you or anyone else to be sad so he stays cheerful all the time!!

-just seeing his lil smile can make your day 10000 times better

-he’s not confrontational at all but you are lmfao

-he literally has to hold you back

-like, you wont fight someone if they insult you 

-but if someone even LOOKS at jeno funny, you bEST BELIEVE THEY BETTER RUN NO ONE INSULTS JENO IN FRONT OF YOU

-IT’S LIKE SAM AND CARLY FROM ICARLY LMFAO

-nobody messes with jeno man

-someone made the mistake of bullying jeno one time

-and you bEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THEM LMFAO OH MY GOD

-listen here i dont condone violence but bro,,,

-anyways, you were like, the last one to find out

-everybody knew EXCEPT you

-jeno made SURE that you wouldnt find out

-you found out anyway and DECKED the guy messing with him lmfao

-he had a black eye for like a month

-you got really mad at him for not telling you but you couldnt stay mad bc he said he didnt wanna bother you ;-;

-jeno isnt one for violence but he’s scarily good at revenge

-like, he can ruin lives for you man

-but he promised not to just for u ♡  

-jeno stays over a LOT

-his parents treat you like youre their child and your parents treat him like he’s their child

-you guys probably link arms while you two walk together omg

-you guys probably take aesthetic af pictures of food (ONLY FOOD!!!) and post them on instagram

-when you guys go out, you guys just go out to cafes, bakeries, restuarants, food/drink related places

-your instagram feeds are just food and candid pics of each other lmfao

-YOU GUYS PROBABLY HELP EACH OTHER CHOOSE FILTERS OMG

-i bet my left foot you guys watch kdramas together

-your families go on vacation together a lot

-it’s like a big joint family man

-you guys have a running thing where you try to take the UGLIEST pics of each other

-jeno probably makes a lot of dumb jokes but they never fail to make you laugh

-he’s such a sweet lil bunny all he wants to do is be your best friend and hug you ;-; ♡