probably will be this one

e/R AU fics I want to see

- (optionally modern) Fiddler on the Roof AU (Where Courf, R, and Jehan are siblings feat. Courferre as Tzeitel and Motel, Enjoltaire as Hodel and Perchik, and Jehanparnasse as Chava and Fyedka. Kinda feeling Bahorel and Feuilly as Tevye and Golde respectively cuz it would be hilarious tbh?) 

- Blades of Glory AU feat. Grantaire as Chaz Michael Micheals and Enjolras as Jimmy MacElroy (just because this would be fucking hilarious tbh)

- The Holiday (French Enj is heartbroken after all his causes seem to be failing and Indian-American Combeferre just needs a fucking break so they house swap for Christmas holidays. Ferre meets charismatic Courf (Enjolras’ best friend) and Enj meets ex-politician Valjean who encourages him not to give up on the Cause and composer R who seems pretty depressed but is SO INTERESTING) 

- Bride and Prejudice AU. I know there are Pride and Prejudice AU’s but I want the Bollywood one as an AU. It would be awesome! (Indian siblings Ferre, Enj, Joly and Jehan in age order. Courf as Balraj, Grantaire as Darcy, Parnasse as Whickham. Cosette as Chandra,  Marius as Mr. Kholi. This would just be another funny one tbh) 

- St. Trinians AU? Some kind of school full of problem children. Les Amis would do well there I think. And R would love the whole art theft thing ;) (Feat. Enjolras or Marius (or both) as privileged rich kid who doesn’t want to be left at a school full of maniacs, but rethinks their ideas and becomes wild. R constantly trying to see what Enj is made of and getting him to loosen up through frustrating him. Also feat. Posh totty Courf because YES!) 

- It’s a Wonderful Life AU. Has this been done? idk. Anyway, another Xmas one. This would feature R as the one who never got what he wanted out of life. (He wanted so much but never got it and didn’t think anyone cared about him bla bla you know how it goes. In the world he was never born in, Enj never fought as hard for his causes and never got anywhere, and the city lost a lot of its culture)

- Mean Girls (cuz who doesn’t love Mean Girls?) The Triumvirate as the Plastics of course cuz they’re exclusive and unattainable without meaning to be (Enj is unapproachable and Courf and Ferre are too busy pining after each other once Courf gets over Marius) Others are the artsy hipster group. R does a political piece of art and Enj tries to rope him into their group. The group grows. “You can’t date Montparnasse, Jehan. He objectified Enjolras!” “You can’t date Feuilly, Bahorel, Enj had a massive crush on him!” Principal Javert of course. I feel like it could be funny too ;P

- Troll AU as done by Amanda Hocking. Enjolras is a Skojare Markis and Grantaire is the Kanin tracker employed to get his trust cuz he’s the best, although retired now, and ENJOLRAS WON’T TRUST ANYONE WHO TRIES TO BRING HIM BACK WTF ENJ

- Enjolras and Grantaire who always see each other at the same small cinema but always go to see vastly different movies until one day they go to the same movie and argue about it in low whispers the whole time and Enj gets so frustrated he leaves and then R sees him again the next week at the movies. Feuilly who works at the cinema on weekends sees all this and invites Grantaire to an ABC meeting. And angst and UST ensues of course

- Rule 63 ballet school AU where there’s vicious competition and lots of angst. Loosely based off ‘Tiny Pretty Things’ but less cruel, more sex, and gayer. Much gayer. 

- An epic 7th year Hogwarts AU feat. werewolf Feuilly, a prank war between Les Amis and Patron Minette, all the ships, and lots of fun times. 

- And finally, a Titanic AU. Because it would break my fucking heart cuz I’m a huge sap. 

yehet-dat-ass  asked:

Can you write a HC for Shisui and Madara where they have a s/o who is very jumpy during a horror movie, and has to cling to them for comfort afterwards?

Originally posted by the-child-of-prophecy

SHISUI UCHIHA :

  • Shisui loves how clingy you are afterwards. It’s something he’ll laugh about and poke at you for, but he thinks it’s cute how scared you are.
  • Every jump you make during the movie results in another quiet giggle from Shisui.
  • Beware, because from now on, Shisui will jump out at you from nowhere in an attempt to try and scare you- and he is prepared to get hit for it.

Originally posted by cthuwu

MADARA UCHIHA :

  • Madara gives you looks during the movie when you jump, and he can’t decide whether you’re going to pass out or hit someone in the face.
  • After the movie is over, he asks you “if you were so scared, then why didn’t you just recommend a movie that wasn’t so terrifying.” He doesn’t quite understand the point of thriller movies.
  • Secretly, he was kind of scared too, so he also enjoys how clingy you are. Of course, he would never admit that it was scary and would probably say something like, “it could have been a lot better, it just felt like a really cheesy horror movie to me.”
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Hello, wonderful people! I decided I HAVE to take a week off from all this fun on the dash so I can concentrate on some real life work. I’ve been halfway trying it lately but not getting enough done to make a real difference. :/ After I get a couple more posts made and scheduled, I’ll be off. Making it official so I hold myself to it!!  

I won’t be gone-gone, because I have group blog responsibilites, but will be staying away from the dash. And I want to spend down-time reading some long fics that I haven’t had time to delve into. Message me any posts you don’t want me to miss! (Seriously love that) :) And I’ll be back for groupwatching (join me!) and fun times on Friday night!
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bl/ind and trans ppl

i figure that BLI is pretty tolerant when it comes to binary trans people. the issue comes up when someone doesn’t want to identify as either male or female. it has nothing to do with religion, of course, nor with ““biology””– chromosomes or genitals or whatever– it’s just that BLI believes that it’s too confusing for citizens to have more than two set genders floating around. bad for productivity. BLI already divides everything into a binary, all black-and-white, so gender has to be as well. 

gender EXPRESSION isn’t really policed or anything, if you’re dmab and you wanna wear a dress BLI doesn’t care. they only get involved once it’s a question of gender IDENTITY, of pronouns and legal names and markers on documents.

if you get cleared by your BLI physician, the company is more than happy to provide you with hormone therapy through their Gender Reassignment Program. it’s just another set of pills, after all. any surgeries are optional, but still covered if wanted. but to get access to any of these, you have to identify as either male or female, and you have to exhibit “strong enough” dysphoria (evaluated by an appointed professional). 

anyone trying to assert that they don’t want either of the two gender markers to be used is obviously misguided. that’s a problem. that’s inconvenient. they get assessed, and if they are found to exhibit dysphoria, then they are prescribed a mandatory transition to the opposite gender. if they are not found to exhibit enough dysphoria, then they are sent away and continue to be marked as their assigned gender. 

in contrast, gender’s seen as a lot more fluid once you get out of BLI’s clutches. some joys get out there knowing they’re trans, but some, it never occurs to them until they’ve spent some time in the desert. they’re able to explore themselves more once they’re out of that cage, and settle on what they think suits them best. overall, though, labels and such aren’t so important. lots of joys don’t settle things any further than a set of pronouns.