The slow burn where they both love each other but think the other person doesn’t feel the same way but literally everyone in the world knows how they feel about each other.
They absolutely loathe each other but everyone around them knows that they actually totally love each other.
Royalty/Commoner ESPECIALLY when the commoner didn’t know they were royalty and feel so betrayed when they find out.
I mean really, any version of the Person A is hiding something about their identity for decentish reasons and Person B eventually finds out and is just so betrayed and Person A has some version of the “I didn’t mean for it to happen, but it did. I fell in love with you.” (Chasing Liberty is my favorite, okay?)
Also the “we’re from different worlds” version, too.
And of course Person A is trying to rescue/find/reunite with they significant other and Person B gets enlisted to help but then totally falls in love but thinks Person A really loves sigo, but when they finally are reunited they realize they really love Person B.
Dan and Phil are roommates in college, Dan's horny and has been begging Phil all day to fuck him and make him cum and Phil finally caves when Dan starts jerking off in the shower while he's trying to do his homework so he puts on a cock ring and fucks dan until he passes out(aftercare too) and they don't go to their first class the next day cuz they're too tired lol overstimulation, cockslut!dan, choking and hairpulling
I also added a weeeeeny bit of daddy!kink and gave Dan a tongue piercing because why not? If you have trouble getting past the cut on mobile open in your browser!
When Phil first
meets his university roommate, he knows he’s hit the jackpot. The boy who’s
sitting on one of the single beds introduces himself as Dan, and suddenly Phil
isn’t quite so regretful over his decision to live in one of the cramped
one-room suites on campus, rather than paying extra for the more spacious dorms
down the road. Dan is gorgeous, to say the least. He has these pretty brown
eyes surrounded by fans of long lashes and lovely, dark locks that feather out
against his face. His smile is so bright it might not even be an issue that
there’s only one tiny window in the cinderblock room and that the lightbulb
screwed into the cracked ceiling is basically useless. He’s classically beautiful – but that isn’t
necessarily what makes Phil decide he needs to have him within the first three
seconds of knowing him. It’s more likely that every fibre in this boys’ being
screams twink. From the way he’s
dressed, in skin tight black jeans and a deep plunging V-neck that’s probably
two sizes too small, to the way he spreads his long body across the small bed
like he’s there for a centrefold shoot. Phil’s staring at his pouty, full
bottom lip wondering what it’d look like wrapped around his cock when Dan – on
habit, or perhaps something else – pushes the silver ball of his tongue
piercing out and gently grips it between his teeth, before retracting it back
into his mouth. It’s then that Phil’s want becomes more of a need.
i usually don’t care for coffee shop aus but i would give my left tit for a shidge one with shiro as the veteran barista who always remembers pidge when she comes in because the first time he asked for her name she panicked and gave him some random name off the top of her head and now she wants to die
students graduate from the academy, they get a dragon egg. The egg chooses you
by glowing when you’re next to it.
talk through minds. Owners can talk and hear they’re dragon all the time but
they can talk to other people personally.
a dragon dies, it’s the painful experience. It’s like a part of your soul is
ripped out of you.
a special wing in the hospital for people who have lost their dragon.
has the runt but ends up breaking the record for biggest dragon in Shippuden.
It lives in one of the training grounds cause it’s so big.
dragon is male and white with one red eye and one green eye.
gets the biggest but it grew like a foot and that’s it. It’s the smallest out
of everyone’s in Shippuden.
has a hydra but it’s like 1/6 the size of Sakura’s dragon in Shippuden.
dragon grew the fastest.
dragon is small enough to let Akamaru ride it.
dragon is thin and black like ink and disguises itself as a tattoo.
the winter, Sai wears his dragon as a scarf.
is a male dragon. She was first disappointed but he grows on her.
dragon is the same height as her when standing.
would wear her clothes without permission until finally she would start buying two
a date isn’t going well, they’ll switch.
inherits his father’s dragon. It’s a wise old dragon.
reading porn in front of children.” “Shut up they don’t know what I’m reading.”
dragon is a female dragon that “helps” him with ladies but fails since she’s
just as pervy.
writes a dragon version of Icha Icha in dragon runes.
dragon reads the dragon Icha Icha.
dragon is the opposite of him. It wants to do everything.
owns the sweetest small fluffy dragon that lives in his freezer. Because of
this his gourd is instead a portable freezer. It steals all the popsicles and
hisses at you when you try to take one.
dragon is a male dragon who is in love with Sakura’s dragon. He makes Neji meet
her all the time. His dragon is also super pervy,
dragon is a Chinese dragon. All Hyuga’s have Chinese dragons.
stop making me visit Sakura” “GOD DAMN IT NOW I’M IN LOVE WITH SAKURA”
dragon is very fairy like. It’s the second prettiest dragon ever. It’s also
dragon helped catch bugs with Shino but it got big and started squishing the
* It sobs
whenever it squishes bugs cause it did a bad but Shino tries to tell him it’s
no it’s fine please don’t cry you’re fine” *dragon sobs ten times harder*
learns to be nimble and careful with everything.
had to kill his dragon and he thought he did but it actually survived and hides
itself in the leaf village (FUCK YOU ALICE FOR MAKING ANGST).
finds an egg in the wild and, thinking his own is dead, takes it even though it
didn’t glow. It ends up being an albino dragon so it hides in his cloak.
finds Itachi’s original dragon though and takes care of it secretly.
later reunites with his original dragon and it’s so fucking emotional everybody
is crying even the enemies.
the founders were still around, Izuna’s dragon was killed by Tobirama and Izuna
went into a mindless rage and that’s how Tobirama was able to kill him.
keeps Dan’s dragon along with hers. They mourn together over Dan’s death.
also keeps Obito’s and Rin’s dragons but Obito’s “disappears” making him think
he failed yet again.
dragon knew her was alive tho.
now has three (two after Obito’s left) and eight dogs.
dragon is pure black and spits ameratsu.
Madara comes back from the dead, he fucking yells and fights Sakura cause Sakura’s
dragon beat his dragon’s height by a few centimeters and he wasn’t having this
dragon is super poisonous to the touch.
the fight with Sakura, it follows Sakura everywhere.
Sakura has two dragons.
now Sakura got tricked into resurrecting Sasori and now both Sasori and the
dragon follow her everywhere.
dragon is made of metal. Pein’s piercings come from the dragon itself.
dragon is the prettiest of them all.
dragon is super chill and when Hidan stabs himself it starts to freak out and
cry even though he’s been doing this for so long so Hidan has to stop for a
moment to cuddle his dragon to make it stop crying.
dragon shares a hoard with Kakuzu and it will steal money from everyone.
dragon is the loudest.
dragon eats Choji’s food without him knowing so when Choji goes back to his
food he wonders where it all went but everyone except Choji knows his own
dragon eats his food and they just stand there and laugh as they watch it
DID ALL MY FOOD GO?!?!” *Held back laughter in the background*
dragon is a huge dick. He’s her opposite.
dragon is made of metal with a lot of spikes. It’s thin and long. It will fling
itself at the enemy. When it does that it’s flailing around like a fucking
noodle and then lodges its spikes into you while you’re laughing at its
uses her dragon’s scales to make her weapons.
dragon is 1000000% done with Gai’s shit. It likes Kakashi more. It’s super
sees Sakura’s dragon in the fourth war and questions if Tsunade had a secret
child or something because H O L Y F U C
dragon is a porcupine-like dragon. When it gets scared it shoots out spikes
everywhere. It also smacks him whenever he makes a shitty pickup line.
dragon will randomly screech sometimes and everyone in the village will stop
everything and think about what they just did and how badly did they fuck up.
god did I do something wrong what did I do just now AM I GOING TO DIE?????”
dragon breathes ice.
dragon spits fireworks.
seven swordsmen get chosen by dragons and those dragons deem them worthy of
making a sword out of its teeth.
dragon has huge ass wings to help with wind for her fan.
dragon is snarky and yet very flirtatious. It flirts with Sakura. No not her
dragon like actually Sakura.
is pissy about this fucking dragon flirting with the girl he likes.
dragon hates Sakura which makes him upset.
AND GREEN ARE OPPOSTIE COLORS I H A T E”
dragon jokingly flirts with Kakashi’s wise old dragon but the wise old dragon
takes it as a fucking challenge and tries to flirt back with him better. There’s
no real romance.
dragon sees this and just sobs forever. Neji has to ask Sakura to come over and
talk to him about it.
WANTED HIM TO BONE ME BUT HE WANTS TO BONE AN OLD MAN INSTEAD!!!!!”
tries her best to hold back laughter and just cries.
okay it’s not real flirting. The old man’s dick is probably small too.”
week later Kakashi’s dragon is like “I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT”
I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING! HE WAS SOBBING OKAY!”
dragon hangs out on her boobs. Covers it up mostly. But Anko will try to push
it off but it climbs back on.
she has a guy flirting with her she will seductively unzip he jacket and then
it just breathes fire on the guy.
dragon protects the academy. It protects Iruka more tho.
are my children but this is my permanent child.”
also takes care of the eggs before graduation and is very proud of all of their
choices in owners.
however hates Kakashi. When Kakashi passes the academy it always flips him off.