probably the worst kept spoiler ever

Whatever you do, don’t think about Greg’s awkward cringe when Steven puts on Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart and sings along.

Don’t think about how shapeshifting gives Greg hardcore body horror twitches and Steven came crawling to him while being overwhelmed by his cat-limbs.

Don’t think about how the worst thing Greg has ever done in the whole course of the show was pretend to still have a broken leg and interrupt Steven’s missions because he was terrified.

Don’t think about how the Gems themselves have kept the ugly side of their history from Steven and Greg ended up having to tell him under duress.

Don’t think about Greg’s chest clutching panic attack over the Homeworld Gems’ invasion.

Don’t think about how Greg Universe is the most three dimensional dad we’ve probably ever seen in an American cartoon. Don’t think about it.