probably the best ask ill ever get

anonymous asked:

53 and 8 I know requests are closed rn but I'll forget to ask for this if I don't do this now lmao,, could you maybe do 53 and 8 with Johnny? If it's okay <3

“You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”
“I want my best friend back.”

Originally posted by narika-a

pairing: johnny & reader insert
includes: light angst
wc: 1.6k
note: Not sure if this is the direction you wanted this to go down, but i hope you enjoy! I havent had the most motivation to write a lot lately, so this is probably the shortest thing ill ever release on this blog, lmaooo. I just needed to write a bit to see if itd help me get out of my slump :)

It was not an everyday occurrence for you to feel under the weather.

In fact, it was a rare event. Blue days for you were tabbed under the file of impossibilities in your life, for everything was peachy and placid for a short while. That was because you had Jung Jaehyun in your life.

Well, to be quite fair, your boyfriend, Jaehyun, still held a place in your life. It was just because he was no longer physically close to you. He had to move away for college, now at the opposite side of the country. To keep up communication was a promise, a determined task in order to hold up one of the pillars of the relationship. But even so that duty was met, it never felt enough for you—you craved to see Jaehyun, to be held in his arms again, and feel not the slightest amount of distance. The only proximity you wanted to be shared was the inches that his face were to be from yours, right before he shuts it with a fervent kiss.

And thinking about that made your heart swell—in all the good and bad ways.

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six-sided-sinner  asked:

( ohhh my goodness your Dice HC's are the best things ever. Could I possibly get some sick/ill King Dice HC's, please? Q///w//Q )


I must say though I thoroughly enjoy your blog.

  • Super dramatic about being sooooo sick. Even when it’s just a cold. (But not around the Devil. He can’t see Mister King Dice like this!)
  • Probably the type who “can’t get sick because needs to get to work”
    • “I can’t be sick!” *sniff* “I got work! I’m late! Where’s my–” *sniff* “–Where’s…?!” *ACHOO!*
  • But if he’s actually ill he’ll be quieter. With the occasional groan from his bed.
  • Tries to make up some kind of phony excuse towards the Devil so he doesn’t seem so weak.
  • “I hate bein’ sick. I yearn fer th’ day when I can kiss ya again.”

anonymous asked:

Monstre I need some Mikael/Adam hcs pls help my heart 😍💚

  • if you thought mikael was the goofball of the squad…buddy, pal, mate, i have news for you
  • mikael is like a zen master compared to adam, they’re the wise bean to adam’s chaotic nature
  • adam has pulled a ferris bueller so much on his parents that they’ve given up on any form of punishment. as long as he gets good enough grades (and he does, effortlessly) and stays a good bean (and he is, effortlessly) then he can pretend to be ill just to sneak out of the house whenever
  • even if his parents trust him now and would probably allow him to go anywhere, adam still plans elaborate heists to get out of his parents’ sight…because it’s way more fun than just asking for permission and getting it
  • there’s too much love in adam to ever be contained: he’ll get all the kisses out of mikael and then go peck the rest of the squad until mikael has recovered
  • and mikael doesn’t mind. they know they’re getting the romantic kisses while the squad gets the best buds kisses, it’s all good
  • mikael will write cheesy poems for adam in the hopes of getting him to blush, giggle, melt…anything
  • but adam always reads the poems with a little knowing smile before looking deep into mikael’s eyes and saying “this is beautiful, i love you”
  • and it’s always mikael who ends up blushing so hard they have to hide their face in their hands
  • adam is always the one talking about how hungry he is ALL. THE. TIME. ramadan or not. and it takes mikael a lot of strength not to smother adam with krumkake
for all my followers who have no idea what LISA is or why I have succumbed to its darkness

this is all you need to know:

this is the main character brab the dab
-he stores all of his items in his beard for later use
-he may be a drug addict alcoholic abusive mentally ill unstable man who abandoned his son and killed all his friends but he’S a GoOd bbOY I ProMISE
-he just needs a break, go get him a blanket and some hot chocolate or something gdi HE DOESN’T HAVE MUCH LONGER

this is obviously the best character in the series, bubzp bup fup

-he probably watches jefree starr makeup tutorials to pass the time
-if you ask him how his day went he’ll just scream a lot until you go away
-if you ever play a board game with him he’ll always win, even if he loses he’ll still win, like I mean if you’re playing monopoly with him and you only have one more property space to go before you win and you just so happen to blink, by the time your eyes open all your little plastic houses will be his colour and he’ll land on the last space you wanted. EvErY SINGLe TIME

and then the underappreciated cros crobimbo
-every time he goes to the pet shelter he comes back with another animal
-if he sits within five feet of another man he’ll say “no homo” but we all know he means full homo and he’s just lying to himself
-also his favourite cereal is cheerios because it’s one of the only kinds of cereal you can eat successfully with chopsticks even if the milk doesn’t really come along too and that’s pretty cool I guess

oh also this game + the sequel are the darkest and most fucked up yet still tasteful games I’ve played in my entire life and I doubt I’ll ever see any other game as disturbingly fascinating as them again for as long as I live

alright bye

anonymous asked:

Do you read any good Raphael/Saphael fics that you can share?? I feel like I have nothing to read atm. And what is your Twitter name? Lol

oh boi

okay so because i’m the messiest person ever i don’t keep track of things i read unless i really really really like it, so i’ll just give you my top 5 saphael fics

my twitter name is littlespoonraph (i love having a canon twitter name :) raphael is the little spoon and no one can tell me otherwise)

here we go……….

1. The Bane & Santiago International Series by @westiris

summary: raphael is a businessman, simon is his assistant. raphael has a headache.

tw: depression and suicide attempt

okay. so. this series currently has 3 parts and it’s probably in my top 3 of best fics i’ve ever read, which is funny because i’m usually not really into AU’s or mental illness-related angst, but this one is really good and raphael’s depression isn’t romanticized and is really well written.

every saphael shipper i know has read this fic and we’re all so obsessed with it that whenever the word “headache” is mentioned we all just start screaming “raphael feels as if he’s known this headache his entire life”. you’ll get it after reading the fic ;)

2. Welcome home by shadowspeaker

summary: raphael asks simon to come meet his family. they’re just friends, though… just friends (okay maybe not really) (they’re both madly in love with each other) (it just takes them a while to figure out). really fluffy and cute.

listen, this is probably the cutest fic ever? like, literally everyone can tell they’re in love and they are just so cute i want to cry for eternity. 

the fic has some spanish in it, but there is a fully english version as well (the second chapter) (i didn’t realize when i first read it, i just ignored all the spanish bc i was too lazy to translate and didn’t know the second chapter was the english version and boi i was so close to missing the cutest lines that have ever been written) (so if you don’t speak spanish: only read chapter two!)

3. 3 times simon really wants to kiss raphael + the one time he does by scalira

summary: title says it all. raphael is good with kids. very cute.

cuteness. very very cute. little angsty but mostly cute. this author has a lot of great saphael fics by the way, you should just check out all of their work.

4. real or not real by raphaelsontiago

summary: instead of truth or dare, simon loves to play “real or not real”. questions vary from “you annoy me, real or not real?” to “you love me, real or not real?”. kinda sad, kinda fluffy.

my friend brianna (aka satan) wrote this because she loves angst and pain and hates happiness. you should check her other work out as well, most of her fics are fluff. she kills simon in one of her fics, though (three times simon called raphael), and we still give her shit for it every single day, so don’t read that one unless you want to cry.

5. night hours by carstairsjems

summary: what we think canonically happened after the “stick around”-scene (spoiler alert: make out sesh)

my friend sana wrote this (sana, brianna and i have this theory that saphael kissed after the stick around scene but aRATsha (@kylos) keeps fighting us for it hmm… we’re right, though) and it’s really good. you should also check her saphael poems (x) out if you want to feel things.

this is pretty messy but i hope it helps, enjoy! 

if you want to talk about the fics (and by talk i mean: scream and keysmash), feel free to dm me/send me another anon/tweet me/whatever :)

Little White Lie Ch 1

A NCT Ten ff. 

Word count - 6k 

Genre - Fluff

“Yah, Soobin!” I heard my friends say as I was too busy staring at the sky to know what was happening

“Huh?” I replied back to them

“When will you ever stop looking at the sky? Youre gonna get blind one of these days.” My best friend, Rose said handing me a water bottle.

“I dont think I ever will, its just so beautiful and mesmerizing.” They looked at me very weirdly

“Um okay..” my other best friend, Mark said

“Mark when do you have to go back?” I asked him, Mark is apart of SM’s boy group NCT, hes in all units so ill just leave it at NCT.

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ah so im probably gonna take a break from commissions for a little bit !! Ive been getting a lot of work from school unfortunately ;-( buT i appreciate everyone whos asked and ill make sure to say when im free again !! 

hello wow so i recently hit my goal and i’d like to thank all you little blond peoples. amazing. SOOO in honor i thought i’d do an awards

rules (real easy stuff)

  • mbf the pimp
  • reblog this post (likes don’t count but you can use them as a bookmark )
  • talk to me if you want 


  • best theme
  • best original posts 
  • best url 
  • cutest people 
  • honorable mentions
  • it was kinda like she was a big lesbian werewolf award


  • followback  (if not already)
  • ill tell you an inappropriate joke upon request 
  • unlimited selfie/post reblogs for a month (tag me or ask)
  • spot on my blog for a month
  • ill date you probably 

if this gets no notes don’t mention it ever it will bring me great sadness. any questions hmu